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What evidence?

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Homeschool looks the most guilty right now, and nobody can come up with anything better.


That a vote, sonny?

Yeah, I guess it will be. Homeschool.

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I think I'll abstain this round too. *shrug*

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I'm not gonna vote, either. There's just not enough conclusive evidence.

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Homerun Starrer wrote:
I abstain, I don't think there's enough evidence to go on.

I'm going to do this too. My Eric Williams thing is definitely not enough to go on and nobody's providing anything else that's real rock solid.

Abstain.

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Well, I came here to say "Don't vote me off, I'm not a wolf", but I realized that was pointless, so I reread the story trying to find some evidence in my favor. And... I couldn't find any.

So all I have to go on is "Don't vote me off, I'm not a wolf". AND, I'm decreeing that whoever voted for me, when it turns out I'm human, has to send me two dollars! Or at the very least, you each have to give me an individual apology. Thank you.

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I think it would be best for me to abstain from voting as well.

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Family is here for Thanksgiving. Won't be leaving until Sunday. Only have time to pop in for a little while.

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Wow, I know I haven't been on a lot this past week, but I was hoping something a bit more concrete would turn up. I will also abstain/vote nolynch/ whatever.

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ROUND 11: A RIDICULOUS EVENT

Homeschool was setting up his shop when Teff walked in early in the morning. "Well hello sir, can I help you?" Homeschool cheerfully asked.

"Yes, Homeschool, there's something you can help me with." Teff replied. He quietly coughed and continued. "The good thing is, you can stay here this morning, there's no need to look for any corpses."

"And why's that?" Homeschool asked, hoping that some good news would come out of it.

"A corpse was already found last night, slumped at a door. The occupant of the bunk thought that he heard something and checked to see what it was. I was alerted right away and I've been discussing the matter with several people."

Homeschool winced. He never liked to hear about deaths and awful accidents. "Do you know who it is?"

"We are positive that it's Beyond the Grave." Teff stated.

Homeschool couldn't believe it. He was good friends with Grave and had been before they were even sent on this mission. "Are you here to interogate me?" Homeschool asked.

"I just want to know some things, Homeschool." Teff sharply replied.

"All I know is that he stayed up at his shop late last night. I was probably asleep before he even left." Homeschool yelled.

"No need for yelling, Homeschool. That's all I wanted to hear." Teff quietly walked out of the store while Homeschool put his head in his hands.

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"...and that's why we suspect you, Homeschool!" Teff roared over the crowd. Several other people were shouting and yelling, pushing and shoving. Teff stood behind a podium, glaring down at Homeschool.

"What?! How would you suspect me because of that?" Homeschool was furious. "For all we know, it could have been a lie!"

Some people shouted in agreement, but the other side was much louder. Beyond the Grave was a friend to everybody and people were angry. They wanhted to catch the murderer.

"I trust the person that told me and I have trusted that person for years and years. I see no reason to not believe them." Teff, becoming calmer, yelled.

Homeschool was beyond anger at this point. "Fine then. If you think that I am capable of single-handedly murdering my best friend, then I welcome death with open arms. You people disgust me."

Teff took the injection gun as Homeschool stepped up next to him. Homeschool swore at Teff under his breath as Teff fired the gun. The inection hit Homeschool in the chest. He then quickly fell backwards, his eyes still glaring with hate. Teff sighed and hit his fist against the podium. The people were quiet, with Homeschool's last words to them lingering in their minds.

---MEANWHILE, ON EARTH I--------

A hovercar was crashed up against a pole with almost all of the doors blown off. A still body was down in the back, bloody and bruised. A man in a suit was lying with his back down on the pavement. A skinny man with red hair ran up to the car and noticed the body lying inside. As he reached over to grab the body, the man in the suit coughed.

The red-headed man bolted over to the man in the suit and started shaking him. "Dude, you're alive! Get up, dude!"

The man in the suit slowly opened his eyes and coughed. "Where am I?" he asked.

"Washington D.C.. You're pretty much done with your car, by the looks of it." The red-haired man replied.

"D.C., eh?" The man in the suit coughed. "Well, at least I'm where I'm supposed to be."

"Lee Smith." The red-haired man put his hand out to shake the other man's hand.

"John Williams." The man replied.

"But..why does your nametag say Mike Williams, then?" Lee was confused.

"Oh, yeah, my real name is Mike Williams, but I go by John sometimes." Mike quickly made up a story and made a mental note to himself - your name is Mike Williams, not Eric or John.

"So, uh, is that guy in the back okay? He looks pretty bad." Lee asked.

"Oh, he's far from okay. In fact, I shot him and stole his car. See, here's my gun." Mike pulled out his gun and started waving it around.

"H-hey man, I'm not gonna tell anybody! You can just go on your way, I wont squeal." Lee was frightened by the gun.

"Oh, I know that. I just like to see you filthy meatbags squirm." Mike shot Lee and carried the body over to the car. He propped him up in the passenger's seat and began to walk away. "Got a meeting with a very important man..." he mumbled to himself.

Homeschool Winner was killed. He was a human.
It is now a hunting round. This round ends on Friday, November 30th.

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[Sarcasem]Oh good job everyone! Play right into the wolves hands![/Sarcasem]
Man, that sucks.

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Idiots.

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I see you haven't played Twilight Princess. Why is that?

I got to the water dungeon thing and got bored.

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Homeschool Winner wrote:
So all I have to go on is "Don't vote me off, I'm not a wolf". AND, I'm decreeing that whoever voted for me, when it turns out I'm human, has to send me two dollars! Or at the very least, you each have to give me an individual apology. Thank you.

Pay up.

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Ok, that probably made me a whole lot more suspicious...but if we hadn't voted for homeschool, who else was there? And who else is there? Besides maybe Teff. I must say I'm sorry Homeschool. :blush:

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I must say I'm sorry Homeschool. :blush:

No problem! It The Werewolf Game, these things happen.

Now where's the apologies from the REST OF YOU?!?

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In case I get killed, I want you people to know that Inverse/Ju Ju and STupendous are both wolves.

Seriously guys.

Seriously.

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I see you haven't played Twilight Princess. Why is that?

I got to the water dungeon thing and got bored.

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In case I get killed, I want you people to know that Inverse/Ju Ju and STupendous are both wolves.

Seriously guys.

Seriously.

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Dangit guys, shut up and let the wolves kill someone!

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I must say I'm sorry Homeschool. :blush:

No problem! It The Werewolf Game, these things happen.

Now where's the apologies from the REST OF YOU?!?


Pff. I abstained. I'll make you a nice cushion for your spot on the zombie bench, though, if you like.

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Ok, that probably made me a whole lot more suspicious...but if we hadn't voted for homeschool, who else was there? And who else is there? Besides maybe Teff. I must say I'm sorry Homeschool. :blush:


It sure does. In fact, I think we need to look at all the people who gave evidence/voted for Homeschool. There was really nothing to go on last round, so we should be able to spot weak arguments easily.

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Well, following your advice DG, Ju ju, myself, and Dark were the first ones to vote for homeschool; Ju Ju giving the main evidence against him. I doubt the wolves would be dumb enough to vote for Homeschool with so many people abstaining; they would probably stick out. So I kind of doubt this is major evidence against Ju Ju.

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Sorry man. There just wasn't any evidence to anyone, and you already had the votes on you.

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Round ended yesterday. o_o

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Which means that there is an update today. All that means is that voting ends then.

ROUND 12: DEATH OF A SALESMAN

The wolves met at another gathering in the caves. At the previous meetings, they looked nervous and paranoid, but ever since they began to manipulate the humans, they were happy and confident. Groups of them laughed and recalled the moments in which they had killed a human.

The blue wolf, looking more pleased than ever, sleekly walked onto his high-rock. The whole cave immediately became silent. All of the wolves were watching the blue wolf, waiting for what he had to say.

The blue wolf began to speak. "My children, there is no reason to be afraid of me! You have been doing exceptionally well. We have infiltrated them not only on this planet, but on the very same planet they escaped from."

A group of wolves in the shadows snickered. One of them - black and purple - stepped forward. "So we're actually going to do something this time instead of waiting around for a few decades?" The wolf snapped.

The blue wolf glared. "That situation was out of our control. We were very close to getting what we wanted, might I remind you, but we had to abort the mission." The blue wolf snarled.

The brawny wolf, who was sitting directly below the blue wolf, spoke up. "If my memory recalls," he began, "you came up with the plans for that operation so you have no right to speak ill of Father if your plans were flawed."

A wolf with gray fur and a round nose began to speak. "That might be true, Jss'rsmbl, but you had strongly supported that operation since the beginning. If anybody is to blame for the events that took place, it is yours."

"I could not tell what was going to occur when I supported it. It is as much my fault as it is yours if we use your logic. " Jss'rsmbl, the bulky wolf, angrily spat.

"Silence!" Father yelled. The cave became quiet again. "This bickering is useless and distracts us from our goal - slaying the humans. Who will go out tonight?"

The black wolf hopped to the front of the cave. "I will once more, Father." he quietly spoke.

"Very well," Father smiled. "Any others?"

The three wolves that were arguing - Pmls'sbre (the one in the shadow), Jss'rsmbl, and Tr'tn (the gray one with the round nose) - stepped forward.

"Ahh, three more to aid you tonight, P'vv'o!" The blue wolf chuckled.

"Yes. Very well then..." P'vv'o, the black wolf, grumbled.

After a few moments, the four wolves left the caves in search of another human.

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Did he sell eggs waved his flashlight around blindly, a revolver in his hand. He was getting sick of how Teff and the others were handling the wolf situation and decided to take matters into his own hands. He ran past his cabin and over to a nearby tree. Crouched and hiding behind it, he waved his flshlight around, checking to see if there were any wolves out there. All clear, he thought.

DHSE ran forward to behind another tree. He crouched down and took out his flashlight again. This time he saw something. It looked like a leg. DHSE took a deep breath and stepped out from under the tree. He fired his revolver at the leg and missed. Great job, he thought to himself.

The wolf immediately jumped up. DHSE had a second to wave his flashlight to reveal a gray face with a round nose - Tr'tn. Tr'tn took off right away and DHSE followed. Tr'tn just ran forward, not trying to duck or weave ever. Eventually DHSE had began to tire so he took out his revolver. DHSe fired and hit Tr'tn in the leg, making him fly forward with a whimper.

DHSE caught his breath and then ran over to investigate Tr'tn's body. The wolf wasn't breathing. As he bent down closer, Tr'tn's eyes opened and he kicked DHSE in the stomach. DHSE flew backwards, landing with a loud thud.

The other three wolves stepped forward. Jss'rsmbl picked up DHSE's flashlight and crushed it into dust. Pmls'sbre picked up DHSE's gun and fired it straight into the ground with a laugh. P'vv'o stepped forward and began to slash at DHSE, ripping his shirt and leaving scars. DHSE screamed through all of it, and in response, P'vv'o punched him in the face.

P'vv'o then backed away and Pmls'sbre stepped forward. Pointing the gun at DHSE, the wolf fired without taking a second thought.

Did he sell eggs was killed. He was a human.
It is now a lynch round. This round ends on Thursday, December 5th.

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Grah, I hate these names.

I spoted a few things, not sure of what to make of them though, so I'll hold off for more theories.

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I vote Ju Ju Master.

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These names are ridiculously coded. I'm looking around, but I can't find anything...

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And they're all obscure references to things a lot of users wouldn't remember. Except, y'know, they're actually pretty obvious if you think about it...

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Dark Grapefruit is very obvious. The one named Pmls'sbre=Pamplemousse Sombre. Coincidence? I think not. I'm probably voting for DG unless something else comes up. Looking around for more clues right now though.

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Dark Grapefruit is very obvious. The one named Pmls'sbre=Pamplemousse Sombre. Coincidence? I think not. I'm probably voting for DG unless something else comes up. Looking around for more clues right now though.

This is actually quite clever; it makes me less suspicious of you and more suspicious of her.

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