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Author:  Acekirby [ Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: TWG II: Round 14 is (finally) here
Oh dear lord a tie.
Author:  netzen [ Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: TWG II: Round 14 is (finally) here
Ok, somebody, give me all the evidince for and against Teff being a wolf.

Somebody else, give me all of the evidence for and against Ju Ju.

Imma gonna break this tie.
Author:  Capt. Ido Nos [ Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:31 pm ]
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Are we particular about who this somebody is?
Author:  netzen [ Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:16 pm ]
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If your dead, you can do it as well, but ONLY if the information you're giving out has already been said and is not new.

At least, that's my opinion, ask Noid.
Author:  Acekirby [ Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:20 pm ]
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I don't think dead people are allowed to contribute at all.
Author:  Ju Ju Master [ Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:54 pm ]
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Yeah, you can't say anything in the game unless you're alive (which sucks, 'cause Capt was the seer)
Author:  The Experimental Film [ Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:54 am ]
Post subject:  Re: TWG II: Round 14 is (finally) here
Leader breaks tie, so Ju Ju loses.
Author:  Ju Ju Master [ Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:27 am ]
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Gah, this is taking too long! I don't even care if it me who's supposed to die, just hurry up and kill someone! :p
Author:  The Experimental Film [ Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:57 am ]
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The Experimental Film wrote:
Leader breaks tie, so Ju Ju loses.

I'm srs
Author:  The Noid [ Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:26 pm ]
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Let's get back to business. Christmas Break is over (20 days late, but whatever) and Teff speaks truth. It's in the rules. Sorry about the wait.

ROUND 15: TROUBLE BREWING

Teff was asleep in a chair inside of his large cabin. Leading the city is hard work, especially when there's a pack of psycho murderers plotting and killing every night. Teff only slept for about an hour or two a day, three hours tops. He spent far too much time thinking and calculating, trying out every possible option to stop the murders in his head. None of them seemed to work, however.

There was a loud knock on his cabin door, and then another. By the third knock, Teff was awake. He opened his eyes, looked around him, and got out of the chair. "Mr. Teff, sir! Come quick, there's been another murder!"

Teff immediately opened the door. Sci-fi Greg was standing there in exercise clothes with a look of panic on his face. "The body - he's - over in an alley, s-sir..."

"Well, let's get going then. We should clean up the scene before anybody else is up." Teff calmly said.

Sci-fi Greg led Teff on over to a small alley. Upon seeing body, Teff winced. The corpse was slumped up against a wall with blood streaking all over it. A large pool of blood covered the entire alley - there was so much blood that it seemed like there were two corpses somwhere. Teff checked around the corners, but there was no other body to be found.

"So, Greg, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?" Teff asked.

"N-no..." Sci-fi Greg stuttered.

"What were you doing when you came across the corpse?" Teff took out a notebook and a pen.

"I was out exercising, like I usually do. I was j-just doing my normal route when I noticed something red. Something r-really red..." Sci-fi Greg responded.

"It c-caught my attention, so I left my route to see what it was. And...th-that's where I saw it. The..m-mangled body..." Sci-fi Greg couldn't say anything else.

"It's okay, Greg. Why don't you go into my cabin and have a warm cup of coffee? It'll make you feel better, trust me." Teff comforted Greg.

"O-okay...thanks..." Greg went on his way.

Teff sighed as her turned back to the scene. "Poor kid. Nobody should have to see this..."

--Meanwhile, on Earth...--

Alan Richardson was always a hard worker. In school, he always paid attention and studied every night. After becoming valedictorian, he went to law school and became a lawyer. A few years later, Alan became a District Attorney. He never lost a case and exposed several corrupt businesses and people. He ran for Congress and won in a landslide election. When the presidential elections came around, Alan wasted no time in running in the race. He went all the way and was soon President of the United States.

Unfortunately, the job soon turned out to be more than he bargained for. Revolutionists from the West Coast threatened the entire nation while the East hopelessly tried to stop them. A civil war erupted, with the East side of the nation against the West side. At first, it seemed like the East would have an easy victory. But the West was getting help from America's rivals. They were trying to send the civilians off to different planets, but it was a disaster the last time they tried it.

It was hard to be a leader during a civil war, especially when the people hate you for not stopping the war at an early stage. But Alan Richardson tried the best he could. His attempts weren't succeededing, however - in fact, they were helping the East lose the war.

Alan was frequently at his father's expensive D.C. home, taking advice from the war veteran. On this particular day, it would turn out to be a horrible mistake. There was somebody waiting for him there, and not with a present.

Alan reached the top of the stairs and turned around the corner. He bumped into somebody as he rounded the corner.

"Excuse me..." Alan muttered.

"Oh, excuse me, Mr. President. It's an honor to meet you." The person grinned.

"Say...who are you?" Alan was suspicous.

"Me? Mike Williams." Mike smiled.

"Williams...doesn't sound familiar..." Alan stepped back.

"Oh, I'm not a member of your staff. You could say I'm just a fan." Mike grinned a bigger grin.

"Yes...well...nice meeting you, Mr. Williams." Alan turned around. Mike stopped him.

"Hey, you're not going anywhere...."

"What!?"

Mike picked up Alan and threw him into the bathroom. Alan didn't have time to yell, because Mike was already in there with the door locked. Hair was popping up all over Mike. In an instant, Mike was a snarling, furry wolf. He jumped onto Alan and bit him in the arm. Alan quietly yelled.

"Don't yell, you'll grow to love it! You'll be just like me. And then we can have our little payback...."

---Back at the death scene...---

Teff was finishing up cleaning the scene when he heard a noise. He looked around him, and after a few seconds of staring into space, he found nothing. He went back to cleaning up the scene. Almost right away, he heard it again. Once more, nothing. Teff heard it again. He looked up to sigh when he saw it: a gray, frail wolf perched on the roof of a nearby building.

"Took you long enough!" the wolf snickered. "I see you're done cleaning up that mess, bro."

Teff glared at the wolf. "Ju Ju, I can tell it's you. There's no use in trying to trick anyone anymore. Just come quietly, and-"

"And what?" Ju Ju barked. "And you'll just kill me, like all the others? I despise you humans. You destroyed my people."

"What are you talking about? You ARE a human, or at least you were born one." Teff took a slow step forward.

"Correct, I was born one. But I'm not one of you scum anymore." Ju Ju was getting angry.

Teff simply stared at Ju Ju for a moment and then sprinted forward. It took Ju Ju a second to realize what was happening. He jumped across the rooftops while Teff took turns in the alleyways, trying to lose Ju Ju. Ju Ju kept up with him, however, and Teff was starting to lose his breath.

Luckily, Teff had made it to the City Hall. He burst into the building, yelling "Somebody give me the gun! NOW!" He pushed through crowds of people, waiting for the day's lynch. He had reached the podium and grabbed the gun when Ju Ju burst into the building, screaming and yelling. People ran in panic. Some dove under tables to hide. Teff quickly aimed the gun and shot Ju Ju ion the forehead.

Ju Ju fell almost immediately. His mouth began to twist and his eyes were blinking uncontrollably. A final scream came out of his mouth and his eyes closed. People stopped panicking and Teff, exhausted, fell to the floor with a sigh.

Ju Ju Master was killed. He was a wolf.
It is now a hunting round. This round ends on Friday, January 25th.
Wolves and agent, send me your votes.
Author:  netzen [ Sun Jan 20, 2008 6:35 pm ]
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Dang. Ju Ju WAS a wolf. I feel pretty stupid now.
Author:  The Experimental Film [ Sun Jan 20, 2008 6:36 pm ]
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Ha.
Author:  Homerun Starrer [ Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:47 pm ]
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oh crap

i'm still alive

Sorry for not voting, guys.
Author:  sci-fi greg [ Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:19 am ]
Post subject:  Re: TWG II: Round 15, holy crap
I think it's safe to say Teff is not a wolf.

Speaking of which, good thing I retracted my vote.
Author:  netzen [ Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:38 am ]
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He could always just be covering for himself.

Or COULD HE????
Author:  The Great Clapper [ Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:56 pm ]
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I think netzen should be lynched next lynching round. This is all quite interesting to watch.
Author:  The Noid [ Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:07 pm ]
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This could quite possibly be the turning point of the game right here.

ROUND 16: ASSASSINATION

Teff woke up in a white bed with a blue blanket wrapped around him. The room was all white, except for a black screen across the room from him. Monotonous beeping noises were sounding from the screen. A green line moved across it, with the line occasionally going up or down. After what seemed like an hour, Acekirby walked through a white door with a smile on his face.

"Hey, buddy!" Ace was pushing a cart with food on it. "Good to see that you're awake."

"So, I'm in the hospital, then." Teff sighed and started to eat the food.

"Well of course you're in the hospital! You fell like a rock after you shot Ju Ju." Ace pulled up a white chair and sat down in it.

"You try being chased by a wolf sometime, it's not that easy." Teff joked as he swallowed his food.

"Well, we're all pitching in to help you. You did a good thing out there, Teff." Ace smiled and got up.

"What, leaving me already?" Teff asked.

"Hey, unlike you, I actually have to do some work. Examine the corpses, you know, the usual stuff." Ace walked out of the room and closed the door, leaving Teff alone with his food.

Teff sat there, alone, and quickly finished up his food. As soon as he was done, Teff got out of his bed, yawned, and opened the door. There was nobody in the lobby, leaving him to just walk out. That's odd, Teff thought to himself. Teff continued on, though, ignoring his thoughts.

Teff walked for a few minutes, his only company being darkness. Finally, he had reached his cabin. He took one step with his left foot and fell down into a pit. He didn't fully realize what had happened until it was too late.

Teff groaned in pain. His leg was broken and he couldn't move. Father appeared above him, looking down with an evil grin. "My, my, my, Mr. Mayor, you should look where you're going!" Father laughed.

"You...y-you monsters!" Teff yelled. "I'm getting out of here, and when I do, you'll all be dead!"

"You can try as hard as you want to, but there's no getting out of there. It's already near-impossibly with two working legs, and with a broken one...I guess that you're out of luck!" Father laughed again. "Noq, it's time to put you out of your misery."

Teff yelled as Father started burying him alive. The yelling was futile, however - nobody could here him, and if thye could, nobody was going to run right into a wolf in the dark. The burying didn't take long, and soon, the pit was filled. Father wrote with the dirt DIG HERE where the pit used to be and laughed. A figure walked up beside him.

It was Quentin. "Father, we don't have to murder them. Can't we just co-exist peacefully?" Quentin pleaded with Father.

"It is far too late for that, my son. These people have wronged us too many times. There is no going back. It is either kill or be killed." With that, Father walked away, leaving teff to die alone in the night.

The Experimental Film was killed. He was a human.
It is now a lynching round. Voting ends on February 5th.
Author:  STupendous7 [ Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: TWG II: Round 16 is here
Wait, who's "Father"?
Author:  Capt. Ido Nos [ Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: TWG II: Round 16 is here
For the record? Brains. To this and last round.

Come on Teff, we've got a seat on the zombiebench for you.
Author:  The Noid [ Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: TWG II: Round 16 is here
STupendous7 wrote:
Wait, who's "Father"?


The blue wolf/leader of the others. I've explained that before.
Author:  The Experimental Film [ Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:07 pm ]
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I WAS RIGHT THE ENTIRE TIME AND ALL OF YOU ARE FILTHY AND WRONG
Author:  Capt. Ido Nos [ Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:40 pm ]
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Hay everybody, want to know something cool? When Juju came back on, he took his position from Inverse =0
Author:  Ju Ju Master [ Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:49 pm ]
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Yep. And to think you all trusted him :P

I'm not sure whether to feel bad about protecting Inverse (a wolf) at the beginning of the game whilst myself being a human, or awesome in that I managed to loop-holedly protect myself by protecting him.
Author:  Acekirby [ Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:41 pm ]
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Now we have no mayor or leader. D:
Author:  The Zephyr Song [ Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:26 am ]
Post subject:  Re: TWG II: Round 16 is here
Time to pick a new one, I guess, then. o_o
Author:  STupendous7 [ Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: TWG II: Round 16 is here
Yeah, it says in the rules that a new mayor has to be elected before we (er...I mean ya'll) lynch anybody else.
Author:  The Noid [ Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:46 pm ]
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Time for leader/mayor voting, then.
Author:  Homerun Starrer [ Sat Feb 02, 2008 3:27 am ]
Post subject:  Re: TWG II: Round 16 is here
Wait, does the mayor actually have any authority?

Also, I forget - do we PM you votes or just post them here?
Author:  The Noid [ Sat Feb 02, 2008 1:19 pm ]
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Mayor has two votes, not one.

Vote here.
Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:38 pm ]
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Heh, voting ends on Super Tuesday. What a coincidence.
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