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Chris Bad
 Post subject: Chuck Norris Facts
PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:47 pm 
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It prety simple just post any chuck norris fact
Ill go frist
Chuck norris once shoot down a german fighter plane with his finger by yelling BANG!

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Old meme is old.

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He will hurt you for taking his mount dew and can spit 100 ft

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

and hey, at least it's not a thread of dead baby jokes, btg. o_o

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When Chuck Norris goes in water, he does get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris

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He will blow up if you say dork and man and boob in the same sentace

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(I know this is "old meme lololo" but you don't have to act all internet tough guy about it; it's funny.)

Chuck Norris once built a time machine, intending to stop the assassination of JFK. He blocked the bullet with his beard, and JFK's head exploded with amazement.

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He will blow up if you say dork and man and boob in the same sentace


Um...no. FAIL.

Chuck Norris doesn't die of lead poisoning. Lead dies of getting poisoned by Chuck Norris.

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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris controls your pant. If you does something he disapoves of he will throw you and pants in a trash can. (i know its bad)

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When Chuck Norris bleeds, everyone feels the pain from the cut except for him.

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When you touch him, you feel a sudden rush of power.


Before he kicks you in the face.

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hates zelda and wats to punch her in the face

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hates zelda and wats to punch her in the face

No.
Wrong.
Suck.


An opera singer broke the glass with her voice.
A Chuck Norris broke her face.

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hates zelda and wats to punch her in the face

Your posts don't make sense.

When Chuck Norris punches WillPMaster in the face, everybody laughs.

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WillPmaster wrote:
hates zelda and wats to punch her in the face

Your posts don't make sense.

When Chuck Norris punches WillPMaster in the face, everybody laughs.


Of coarse. In fact, we all hope that he will.


Chuck Norris once lived in Ultimate Zero temperature for 3 weeks.

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He Puches bad bands

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Chuck Norris gave an unsuccessful grammar lesson to WillPMaster.

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He hates grapes

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This back and forth with you is over.

Chuck Norris owns a Compaq.

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He sell dog poops as sampoo to idtios like you

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Idiots like me? I'm better than you, heck, everyone's better than you.

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Chuck Norris is my friend

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...learn some grammar, learn some spelling, and learn some Chuck Norris jokes, and maybe we'll stop.

And now, TOAST-FLIPPIN-PAINT. Image

Chuck Norris can get a home run in baseball. Without a bat. Or gloves. Or a helmet. Or a ball.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a guy so hard he traveled back in time and hit Amelia Airheart as she was flying.

After beating up 100,000 men with three fingers, Chuck Norris sat down for a relaxing day of television. Almost immediately he saw a commercial that infuriated him. Now whenever he sees a child, he roundhouse kicks it, yelling "Trix are for Chuck Norris!"

Vin Diesel is an anagram of "I end lives".

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After beating up 100,000 men with three fingers, Chuck Norris sat down for a relaxing day of television. Almost immediately he saw a commercial that infuriated him. Now whenever he sees a child, he roundhouse kicks it, yelling "Trix are for Chuck Norris!"

LOVE.


Chuck Norris is the reason Bigfoot hides.

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chuck norris is pure hate

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WillPmaster wrote:
chuck norris is pure hate


He is pure awesome with a little bit of hot sauce mixed in for zest.
He has been rotting though because the facts can get old. Plus I think he shaved his beard,

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Chuck Norris has jumped ten times his height. His jumps affect a very dumb location.

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