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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:07 am ] |
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Chuck Norris is so cool that he doesn't mind these way old jokes. It doesn't matter if it's Wabbit season or Duck season, if Chuck Norris is around, it's You season. |
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| Author: | WillPmaster [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:52 pm ] |
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Chuck Norris cand turn lead to gold by breathing on it |
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| Author: | netzen [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:22 pm ] |
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Good job! That was pretty decent! Chuck Norris can kick you yesterday. |
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| Author: | Chris Bad [ Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:35 am ] |
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Link can't talk because he recived and roundhouse kick to the throut from Chuck Norris |
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| Author: | Einoo T. Spork [ Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:27 am ] |
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Once in the early 70's, Chuck Norris banged randomly on a piano for about seven minutes and wrote what was eventually known as "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin. He still gets royalties. |
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| Author: | sci-fi greg [ Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:31 am ] |
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WillPmaster wrote: Chuck norris Is solid Fire
Well, my friend, there are two types of things in this world, matter and energy. Matter is made up of solid, liquid and gas. Energy creates power. Fire is an energy, thus it cannot have a phase. Except, unless it's Chuck Norris. Laws of Nature don't apply to him. Carry on. Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, but Chuck Norris never cries. |
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| Author: | Einoo T. Spork [ Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:33 am ] |
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Chuck Norris sucks. A lot. I mean, come on? If he's so awesome, how come he's not beating me up right now for writing this p Hey, I don't know who this punk is, but I thought the least I could do was finish his post for him. And then set his computer on fire. -Chuck |
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| Author: | Sloshy [ Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:44 am ] |
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Chuck Norris can power a small lightbulb when he sleeps. |
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| Author: | iand93 [ Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:29 am ] |
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The current line-up of The Rolling Stones died 20 years ago, but Death is afraid to kill them because Chuck Norris is their biggest fan. |
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| Author: | L33tsaber [ Sun Nov 25, 2007 5:32 am ] |
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Chuck Norris can email a roundhouse kick. (...but Big Boss can do CQC via Morse Code!) |
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| Author: | Marshmallow Roast [ Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:40 pm ] |
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sci-fi greg wrote: Well, my friend, there are two types of things in this world, matter and energy. Matter is made up of solid, liquid and gas.
And plasma. Which is what fire is. Fire is not energy.
Fact: Every year, Chuck Norris selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. |
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| Author: | DIZZYZAP478 [ Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:44 pm ] |
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Chuch can turn water into beer. |
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| Author: | HHFOV [ Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:44 pm ] |
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Marshmallow Roast wrote: sci-fi greg wrote: Well, my friend, there are two types of things in this world, matter and energy. Matter is made up of solid, liquid and gas. And plasma. Which is what fire is. Fire is not energy. Also, only a very small portion of fire is plasma. Most of it is gas. |
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| Author: | netzen [ Sun Nov 25, 2007 5:54 pm ] |
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Einoo T. Spork wrote: Chuck Norris sucks. A lot.
I mean, come on? If he's so awesome, how come he's not beating me up right now for writing this p Hey, I don't know who this punk is, but I thought the least I could do was finish his post for him. And then set his computer on fire. -Chuck Nice |
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| Author: | MikeMcG [ Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:15 pm ] |
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At the dawn of the universe light stood still. Then Chuck Norris was created and light has been trying to GTFO as fast as possible ever since. |
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| Author: | HHFOV [ Sun Nov 25, 2007 9:19 pm ] |
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Einoo T. Spork wrote: Chuck Norris sucks. A lot. Fail, stolen from Candlejack.
I mean, come on? If he's so awesome, how come he's not beating me up right now for writing this p Hey, I don't know who this punk is, but I thought the least I could do was finish his post for him. And then set his computer on fire. -Chuck |
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| Author: | Einoo T. Spork [ Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:35 pm ] |
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Wow, I totally didn't even THINK of that when I was writing it, HHFOV. But learn to look at a joke objectively and not worry about whether it's "in" with the Internet memes or not, thankyouverymuch. |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:36 pm ] |
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Candlejack's name has been soiled. Before, that guy was pretty cool. I hear that even The Lobe won't talk to that guy now, so caught up in his "popularity"... |
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| Author: | Marshmallow Roast [ Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:51 am ] |
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A lot of people are anxious about their first time, but it's important to keep in mind that everyone's a virgin at one point in their lives. Except Chuck Norris. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:01 am ] |
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When Chuck Norris was born, HE slapped the nurse on the butt. Wait... That was Vin Diesel, wasn't it? |
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| Author: | Tenerence Love [ Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:03 am ] |
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now Just The Islands. |
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| Author: | DIZZYZAP478 [ Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:12 am ] |
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Tenerence Love wrote: Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now Just The Islands.
Already been done. |
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| Author: | nix shadow [ Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:47 pm ] |
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Chuck norris uses a nightlight. Not because he's afraid of the dark, Because the dark is afraid of him. |
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| Author: | sci-fi greg [ Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:01 pm ] |
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Marshmallow Roast wrote: sci-fi greg wrote: Well, my friend, there are two types of things in this world, matter and energy. Matter is made up of solid, liquid and gas. And plasma. Which is what fire is. Fire is not energy.
Aha, but this is illogical, as plasma is merely a phase, not an object, thus that would mean fire must also have a solid form, a liquid form, and a gas form. Which it does not. So it's an energy! Unless of course, It is made of of several different materials, all of which have different phase change temperatures, causing the plasma and gas to combine into something that produces energy but is still matter... 
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| Author: | sbe-mail 22 [ Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:43 pm ] |
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At the end of time, the 2 Ultimate beings shall colide, and fight untill 1 eats the other. they are ray meers and chuck noris, sadly ray wins. |
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| Author: | Reece The Psycho Ninja [ Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:42 pm ] |
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Chuck Norris was once denied an eggmc muffin at mcdonald's because it was 11:30. He then roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a wendy's |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:43 pm ] |
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Why do bad things happen to good people? Chuck Norris. |
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| Author: | Reece The Psycho Ninja [ Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:48 pm ] |
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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter. Chuck Norris gives pikachu seizures. Chuck Norris can bench press himself. Chuck Norris doesn't need another 299 guys to defeat the armies of persia. Chuck Norris is RIGHT BEHIND YOU |
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| Author: | MooKoo [ Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:19 am ] |
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When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push-up, he pushes the whole world down. Chuck Norris doesn't read, he stares at the page until the book gives him the info he wants. |
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| Author: | Checkot Fige [ Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:46 am ] |
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The Noid wrote: Candlejack's name has been soiled. Before, that guy was pretty cool. I hear that even The Lobe won't talk to that guy now, so caught up in his "popularity"...
Oh, come on, guys, you aren't even doing it right! Everyone knows that if you say CandleJack, you g |
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