silent wulf wrote:
Chuk noris is no loner cool enough to have facts made up about him
I say it should now be Mr. T facts who agrees with me
I say it should now be Mr. T facts who agrees with me
I pity da foo' who compare me to Chuck Norris.
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| Author: | silent wulf [ Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:06 pm ] |
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if you can see chuck norris he can see you. if you can't see him you may be seconds from death. chuck norris doesn't need a alarm clock he just wakes up after giving round house kicks for the night. |
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| Author: | jimmy91 [ Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:49 pm ] |
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Chuck Norris can suck up a black hole with his vacuum cleaner. Chuck Norris' sunglasses don't deflect light, they destroy it, meaning that if he held them high enough, he could blot out the sun and plunge the world into a second Ice Age. Chuck Norris planted his left bicep in the garden outside his house and it grew into Strong Mad. Chuck Norris can create small suns by lighting his farts. Chuck Norris can hurl a frisbee and the current it creates grows into a black hole (which he then sucks up with his vacuum cleaner). |
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| Author: | Ninti [ Sun Dec 23, 2007 7:36 pm ] |
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Chuck Norris is going to sue you. With his beard alone. |
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| Author: | silent wulf [ Sun Dec 23, 2007 9:15 pm ] |
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Chuk noris is no loner cool enough to have facts made up about him I say it should now be Mr. T facts who agrees with me |
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| Author: | Duecex2 [ Sun Dec 23, 2007 9:20 pm ] |
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silent wulf wrote: Chuk noris is no loner cool enough to have facts made up about him
I say it should now be Mr. T facts who agrees with me
I pity da foo' who compare me to Chuck Norris. |
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| Author: | iand93 [ Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:17 pm ] |
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If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. |
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| Author: | silent wulf [ Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:35 pm ] |
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The reason chuk isn't cool enough is cuz he sueing people for making fun of him |
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| Author: | AbuGrape45 [ Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:15 am ] |
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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. |
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| Author: | Color Printer [ Mon Dec 24, 2007 2:20 am ] |
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silent wulf wrote: The reason chuk isn't cool enough is cuz he sueing people for making fun of him
You cannot spell or use punctuation, therefore your "fact" is rendered void. This is been a post made by the Save the Good Chuck Norris Facts Association.* *not affiliated with Chuck Norris. Please don't sue us. |
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| Author: | silent wulf [ Mon Dec 24, 2007 2:33 am ] |
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The reason I'm not spelling right is because chuck doesn't deserve correct spelling and puncuation |
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| Author: | AbuGrape45 [ Mon Dec 24, 2007 2:39 am ] |
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You don't deserve to breathe oxygen. |
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| Author: | silent wulf [ Mon Dec 24, 2007 2:51 am ] |
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No you have me confussed with chuck. Didn't you hear he's sueing these people for making a chuck norris fact book, he needs to grow up |
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| Author: | Color Printer [ Mon Dec 24, 2007 3:00 am ] |
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silent wulf wrote: No you have me confussed with chuck. Didn't you hear he's sueing these people for making a chuck norris fact book, he needs to grow up
Yes, but they really didn't have permission to publish an actual book that makes them money. |
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| Author: | silent wulf [ Mon Dec 24, 2007 3:10 am ] |
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Yeah they did it's just that chuck is being baby and whineing about being made fun of. |
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| Author: | iand93 [ Mon Dec 24, 2007 4:57 am ] |
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The Bible used to be called "Chuck Norris and Friends." |
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| Author: | Color Printer [ Mon Dec 24, 2007 1:19 pm ] |
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silent wulf wrote: Yeah they did it's just that chuck is being baby and whineing about being made fun of.
They didn't have permission. Go read up on copyright laws, intellectual property, and all that jazz. Also, the main point there is "being made fun of". A book where someone blatantly makes fun of someone? I wonder why you rarely see any of those, except for satire, but even satire isn't blatantly making fun of someone. |
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| Author: | iand93 [ Mon Dec 24, 2007 3:00 pm ] |
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If someone made a book filled with jokes about how tough I am, I wouldn't complain. Just sayin'. |
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| Author: | Acekirby [ Mon Dec 24, 2007 7:21 pm ] |
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Chuck had no problem with the jokes. He was completely fine about them when they were just on the internet. But now someone's using his name without his permission to make money of off a published book. That's illegal. |
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| Author: | Einoo T. Spork [ Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:41 pm ] |
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Acekirby wrote: Chuck had no problem with the jokes. He was completely fine about them when they were just on the internet. But now someone's using his name without his permission to make money of off a published book. That's illegal.
Ah. Yeah, I have to agree with Ace here, actually. I do remember reading an article in the local paper talking about Chuck Norris jokes and saying that Chuck Norris didn't mind and was kind of amused. |
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| Author: | Checkot Fige [ Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:59 pm ] |
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My brother got the book today and oh my god it is epic. I laughed so hard I almost died. Also, Chuck Norris does not speak. He thinks words into his foot at roundhouse kicks them and your brain. |
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| Author: | Rusty [ Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:55 pm ] |
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All of Iand's are best victory. Not that I'm a huge fan of Norris jokes, but the 5 dollars one just made me laugh in real life for some reason. |
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| Author: | CardboardHomsar [ Sat Dec 29, 2007 4:03 am ] |
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If you flame Chuck Norris on an internet forum, he takes a flamethrower and flames you. In real life. I'm new to this. 
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| Author: | Potates [ Sat Dec 29, 2007 4:10 am ] |
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If I had a dollar for every time someone told a Chuck Norris joke... Chuck would take it. With his fist. In my face. |
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| Author: | WierdAlFan [ Sat Dec 29, 2007 8:07 pm ] |
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Checkot Fige wrote: Also, Chuck Norris does not speak. He thinks words into his foot at roundhouse kicks them and your brain. THAT was funny.
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| Author: | cheeseboy [ Wed Jan 09, 2008 12:51 am ] |
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He can melt metals with his fist and can live on the moon |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:30 am ] |
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be the in Guitar Hero III, but the creators realized that beating Chuck Norris was impossible so they switched it to a much easier foe: The Devil. |
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| Author: | notpidgeons [ Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:56 am ] |
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[quote="The Noid] Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him..[/quote] Chuck norris cannot die! |
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| Author: | Zoologist! [ Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:41 pm ] |
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There are only three reasons aliens won't invade earth. 1. Chuck Norris 2. Chuck Norris 3. Chuck Norris |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:57 pm ] |
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Mike Huckabee isn't running for president; he's Chuck Norris's puppet. |
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| Author: | netzen [ Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:13 pm ] |
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^Good and orriginal. This thread is now over. |
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