...learn some grammar, learn some spelling, and learn some Chuck Norris jokes, and maybe we'll stop.
And now, TOAST-FLIPPIN-PAINT.
Chuck Norris can get a home run in baseball. Without a bat. Or gloves. Or a helmet. Or a ball.
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| Author: | Chris Bad [ Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:47 pm ] |
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It prety simple just post any chuck norris fact Ill go frist Chuck norris once shoot down a german fighter plane with his finger by yelling BANG! |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:48 pm ] |
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Old meme is old. |
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| Author: | WillPmaster [ Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:13 pm ] |
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He will hurt you for taking his mount dew and can spit 100 ft |
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| Author: | The Zephyr Song [ Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:36 pm ] |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. and hey, at least it's not a thread of dead baby jokes, btg. o_o |
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| Author: | Sloshy [ Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:38 pm ] |
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When Chuck Norris goes in water, he does get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris |
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| Author: | WillPmaster [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 12:14 am ] |
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He will blow up if you say dork and man and boob in the same sentace |
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| Author: | HHFOV [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 1:21 am ] |
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(I know this is "old meme lololo" but you don't have to act all internet tough guy about it; it's funny.) Chuck Norris once built a time machine, intending to stop the assassination of JFK. He blocked the bullet with his beard, and JFK's head exploded with amazement. |
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| Author: | Color Printer [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 1:30 am ] |
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WillPmaster wrote: He will blow up if you say dork and man and boob in the same sentace
Um...no. FAIL. Chuck Norris doesn't die of lead poisoning. Lead dies of getting poisoned by Chuck Norris. |
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| Author: | Sloshy [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 1:36 am ] |
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. |
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| Author: | Chris Bad [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:44 am ] |
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Chuck Norris controls your pant. If you does something he disapoves of he will throw you and pants in a trash can. (i know its bad) |
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| Author: | AbuGrape45 [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:47 am ] |
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When Chuck Norris bleeds, everyone feels the pain from the cut except for him. |
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| Author: | Sloshy [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:57 am ] |
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When you touch him, you feel a sudden rush of power. Before he kicks you in the face. |
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| Author: | WillPmaster [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:59 am ] |
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hates zelda and wats to punch her in the face |
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| Author: | Sloshy [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:01 am ] |
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WillPmaster wrote: hates zelda and wats to punch her in the face
No. Wrong. Suck. An opera singer broke the glass with her voice. A Chuck Norris broke her face. |
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| Author: | AbuGrape45 [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:01 am ] |
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WillPmaster wrote: hates zelda and wats to punch her in the face
Your posts don't make sense. When Chuck Norris punches WillPMaster in the face, everybody laughs. |
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| Author: | Sloshy [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:04 am ] |
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AbuGrape45 wrote: WillPmaster wrote: hates zelda and wats to punch her in the face Your posts don't make sense. When Chuck Norris punches WillPMaster in the face, everybody laughs. Of coarse. In fact, we all hope that he will. Chuck Norris once lived in Ultimate Zero temperature for 3 weeks. |
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| Author: | WillPmaster [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:05 am ] |
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He Puches bad bands |
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| Author: | AbuGrape45 [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:06 am ] |
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Chuck Norris gave an unsuccessful grammar lesson to WillPMaster. |
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| Author: | WillPmaster [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:06 am ] |
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He hates grapes |
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| Author: | AbuGrape45 [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:08 am ] |
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This back and forth with you is over. Chuck Norris owns a Compaq. |
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| Author: | WillPmaster [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:13 am ] |
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He sell dog poops as sampoo to idtios like you |
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| Author: | AbuGrape45 [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:16 am ] |
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Idiots like me? I'm better than you, heck, everyone's better than you. |
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| Author: | WillPmaster [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:19 am ] |
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Chuck Norris is my friend |
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| Author: | Color Printer [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 12:48 pm ] |
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...learn some grammar, learn some spelling, and learn some Chuck Norris jokes, and maybe we'll stop. And now, TOAST-FLIPPIN-PAINT.
Chuck Norris can get a home run in baseball. Without a bat. Or gloves. Or a helmet. Or a ball. |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:17 pm ] |
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a guy so hard he traveled back in time and hit Amelia Airheart as she was flying. After beating up 100,000 men with three fingers, Chuck Norris sat down for a relaxing day of television. Almost immediately he saw a commercial that infuriated him. Now whenever he sees a child, he roundhouse kicks it, yelling "Trix are for Chuck Norris!" Vin Diesel is an anagram of "I end lives". |
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| Author: | Sloshy [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:49 pm ] |
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The Noid wrote: After beating up 100,000 men with three fingers, Chuck Norris sat down for a relaxing day of television. Almost immediately he saw a commercial that infuriated him. Now whenever he sees a child, he roundhouse kicks it, yelling "Trix are for Chuck Norris!"
LOVE. Chuck Norris is the reason Bigfoot hides. |
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| Author: | WillPmaster [ Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:03 pm ] |
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chuck norris is pure hate |
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| Author: | HHFOV [ Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:44 pm ] |
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^Nope. |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:58 pm ] |
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WillPmaster wrote: chuck norris is pure hate
He is pure awesome with a little bit of hot sauce mixed in for zest. He has been rotting though because the facts can get old. Plus I think he shaved his beard, |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | LOSE X( |
Chuck Norris has jumped ten times his height. His jumps affect a very dumb location. |
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