Kupo, man. I pine for you.
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| Author: | Sloshy [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:38 am ] |
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*Points at the next person who will post* OLD PERSON! |
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| Author: | Dark Grapefruit [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:07 am ] |
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Is it just me or is the average age on this forum like 12? I feel so old here. |
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| Author: | Sloshy [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:13 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Random Thoughts...in reverse?!? |
I'm 12, going 13 June 3rd. |
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| Author: | Homsar Fan [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:25 am ] |
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Just wondering, how old are you guys? I'm 13, 14 in just about a month. |
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| Author: | Pop_tire1 [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:17 am ] |
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Why shouldn't we use cuss-language? |
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| Author: | Word Up [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:36 am ] |
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Hey guys, don't use cuss-language. |
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| Author: | AbuGrape45 [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:38 am ] |
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You know what? Suck it, no one cares what you think. |
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| Author: | Pop_tire1 [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:40 am ] |
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I think that Tapeleg was the best SBEmail ever, you arse. |
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| Author: | Word Up [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:41 am ] |
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Tapeleg sucks. |
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| Author: | Pop_tire1 [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:43 am ] |
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You guys, furries suck. TOPIC CHANGE: What's your least favorite Strong Bad Email? |
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| Author: | ~Kupo~ [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:32 am ] |
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Meh, it was okay, even for something of that... liking. The ending saved it. |
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| Author: | just a username [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:33 am ] |
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Geez, why do people keep on bashing furries? |
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| Author: | Biscuithead [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:50 am ] |
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Whoa, that is the weirdest story I've ever heard, Kupo. And you say you ended up trapped in some kind of furry convention? What was it like being stuck with all those freaks? |
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| Author: | Coach Z Fangirl [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Random Thoughts...in reverse?!? |
Kupo, man. I pine for you.
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| Author: | Sloshy [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:28 pm ] |
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0.o Kupo... WHY?! |
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| Author: | 16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:52 pm ] |
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OK, that seems rather unfortunate. |
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| Author: | Word Up [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:35 pm ] |
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...Why did we need to know that? |
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| Author: | I Choose You Cheatachu [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:36 pm ] |
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I just threw up all over my keyboard |
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| Author: | Pop_tire1 [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:44 pm ] |
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Kupo, you're making the childrens cry. |
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| Author: | 16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:18 pm ] |
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KUPO, WHAT THE CRAP?! I'M PUKING ALL OVER THE PLACE!! 
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| Author: | TheHumanScreenshot [ Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:38 am ] |
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YOU WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!??!??!? |
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| Author: | Pop_tire1 [ Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:39 am ] |
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| Author: | Pop_tire1 [ Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:14 pm ] |
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| Author: | ~Kupo~ [ Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:14 am ] |
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'K guys. Story time. So I was driving my car through downtown Austin today, and I saw this new Mexican restaurant. There was this guy in a cow suit outside, waving his sign around in a valiant attempt to beat the Texas heat whilst getting new customers for the restaurant. Well, says I, I might as well go check it out. I pull into the parking lot and notice cow-guy eying me suspiciously. At least, I think he is, I don't friggin' know through that cow guise. Anyway, I go in and order a taco plate. The rice and beans are fine, but the taco meat was a bit... Unique tasting. In a bad way. So, I'm stumbling around, trying to find the bathroom, and wander into the kitchen instead. There I realized why the meat tasted funny. It wasn't beef. It was puppies. "Dude, what the crap?" said I as a I gestured towards the half-grilled puppy carcass. "Is very good meat" the chef, certainly foreign and doubtfully legal, replied. "No, it's friggin' dog. Perro." I replied, trying to contain my urge to vomit. "Oh, don't worry. No problem." The chef reached behind him and picks up the knife he was using to slaughter the poor lycanthrope. "No problem, if no one knows." *SCHWANG* I look to my left, lucky to have dodged the knife thrown at me. At this point, I'm scared out of my mind, and make a rush for the door. The chef picks up yet another bloodied knife and sends it on a trajectory towards me. I burst out of the room, knocking over tables and causing general havoc in an effort to escape this stab-happy culinary artist. I run out to my truck, throw it in drive, and peel out of the parking lot, rushing towards the police. It was going fine for about ten seconds, until a bullet shattered my rear window. I looked back only to see the cow-guy with a pistol, chasing me on a motorcycle. What. The. Crap. I pulled out my phone, and frantically dialed 911. I got an operator pretty quickly, and was beginning to explain the bizarre situation when another bullet passed through my rear window, taking out the phone. "Crap", said I, though not with that word exactly. I veered out onto the highway, passing a speeder-camping State Trooper on the way. This certianly caught his attention, due to the fact that I was A: going upwards of 78 MPH and B: being chased and shot at by a cow on a motorbike. Not an everyday site for your average donut-eater. He popped on his siren and began the chase. By now, cow-man had run out ammo and was just tailing me. Donut-eater was gaining on him, so he reached behind him and threw out some calthrops, popping the Trooper's tires. Calthrops. From a man, in a friggin' cow costume. No, I wasn't trippin' balls. Donut-eater was obviously miffed that his delusions of grandeur had come to an end, so he did the only logical thing. He called in the SWAT team. At this point, I was pretty much thinking "Screw this", so I pulled off the nearest exit, entering the Convention Center. Cow-man followed, natch. I stopped in front of the entrance to the center, jumping out of my truck and rushing inside. As I ran into the entrance hall, I looked back to see SWAT team helicopters closing in on me and cow-man. Good, I thought. I threw open the doors to the main event hall, ignoring and pushing aside the event "security" stopping me from entering. Wait a second, were they wearing... tails? (At this point I switch to present tense, for drama) Oh. My. Deity. I look around the hall to see a sea of fur. No, this isn't a quilting convention or a Pakistani rug sale. No, not in the least bit. It was a FurCon. "Well, crap" says I, with no tone of sarcasm whatsoever. I snap out of my shock for long enough to turn around, and see cow-man running towards me. Normally, this would be no problem, as a man in a cow suit is pretty bloody obvious to spot, especially when he's charging at you. Here, however... "Get that guy!", cow-man yells. "He fursecuted me!" ;_; So, now I've got a mob of cow-men, duck-men, fox-men, and any other kind of bloody animal-men charging at me. (No women, though. Bad luck is consistent.) I make yet another mad dash, this time for the fire exit. Right before I get to it though, the door explodes. Wut. A SWAT team rushes in, in full riot gear. I scream "TAKE OUT THE FUNKING COW!", and I heard guns discharge. I fall to the ground and cover my head. Ten seconds of gunfire later, I look up through the smoke to see 5 fursuiters bleeding, and half of the SWAT team dead. Wut. I then look past the now-clearing smoke to see 3 drunken rednecks, brandishing still-smoking shotguns. Oh, what the heck. I look up and read one of the many posters: "Today only! The world's only redneck furry convention! Only in Texas!" ;_; So, I run out the door as the SWAT team throws incendiary grenades at the mob. I rush out to my still-running truck, floor it YET again, and bloody get out of there. I look in my rear view mirror to see hordes of flaming, screaming people rush out to the parking lot, only to have the Texas heat increase their burny pain. -_- I high tail it to the police station, which now already knows about the "Burned furs" incident. They tell me that I'm a witness, and that they'll protect me. I stay in the station for a while, and eventually my mom comes by to see me. I tell here all the details of this madness, and she gets pretty mad. And I'm like "Well, what else could I have done?" And she just looks at me, and I know that I've screwed up. So I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' into witness protection in bel Air' I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suit case and send me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the station about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Witness of Bel Air And that, kids, is why you don't take a job as a food safety inspector. |
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| Author: | Shadowfox [ Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Random Thoughts...in reverse?!? |
 That is just plain weird...it used to be cool, but not anymore. |
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| Author: | Pop_tire1 [ Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Random Thoughts...in reverse?!? |
you know, the other day, I was thinking about taking a job as a food inspector. |
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| Author: | Coach Z Fangirl [ Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:00 pm ] |
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Ooh - ooh - I know someone who was a food inspector. Wait. Does watching them on SpongeBob SquarePants count as knowing them? |
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| Author: | Word Up [ Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:02 pm ] |
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Has anyone here ever met a food inspector? |
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| Author: | ~Kupo~ [ Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:29 pm ] |
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Pop_tire1 wrote: Tacos aren't that bad, guys.  *twitch* *twitch* Darkness imprisoning me All that I see Absolute horror I cannot live I cannot die Trapped in myself Body my holding celllllll |
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| Author: | Pop_tire1 [ Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:47 pm ] |
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Tacos aren't that bad, guys. |
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