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 Post subject: OPEN FOR BWEEZ NASS: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring!
PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:37 pm 
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Welcome to Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe!
We'll make anything, as long as it's between two pieces of bread.
Except it'll just have to be a picture, because we can't actually send sandwiches over the internet.
We're now hiring. Requirements are some kind of image editing software and enough skills with it to put ingredients in between pieces of bread. (this applies only to Sandwich Artisans)
Make sure you state what job you want when you apply.

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Owner: Potates

Sandwich Artisans:
AbuGrape45
iand93
The Zephyr Song
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Word Up

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silent wulf
Rammstein Runner

Janitors:
Tess-chan
Gino

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 Post subject: Re: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring!
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I'll be a regular customer
edit:and I'll be a cashier, part time

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If MS Paint counts as image editing, I'll do it.

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iand93 wrote:
If MS Paint counts as image editing, I'll do it.
For what job are you applying?

AbuGrape45 wrote:
Just call me Chef Abu.
silent wulf wrote:
I'll be a regular customer
edit:and I'll be a cashier, part time

yer hired

Potates wrote:
Requirements are some kind of image editing software and enough skills with it to put ingredients in between pieces of bread.

This only applies to Sandwich Artisans.

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 Post subject: Re: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring!
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what will I do as a cashier?

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I demand to be hired as a janitor.

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Potates wrote:
iand93 wrote:
If MS Paint counts as image editing, I'll do it.
For what job are you applying?
Artisan.

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silent wulf wrote:
what will I do as a cashier?

You get to take the money from the customers and put it in the register. Charge them as you see fit (nothing too ridiculous)
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iand93 wrote:
If MS Paint counts as image editing, I'll do it.
For what job are you applying?
Artisan.

Tess-chan wrote:
I demand to be hired as a janitor.

yer hired

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 Post subject: Re: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring!
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silent wulf wrote:
what would a janitor do?

They clean up shop when nobody is waiting for sammiches.
Also, employees get 10% discount.

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how do you clean a virtual sandwich shop

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I'll apply for Artisan, if you'll take another one o_o I has Photoshop

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when are we opening or are we open?

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The Zephyr Song wrote:
I'll apply for Artisan, if you'll take another one o_o I has Photoshop

It still says Now Hiring, doesn't it? ;)
silent wulf wrote:
when are we opening or are we open?

24/7.
Equals 3.428751.
But in answer to your question, we're always open. You order a sandwich, and you get put on the waiting list (currently empty). An artisan makes the sandwich and posts it. Cashiers then say the price of the sammich, and the customers pay.

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I'll be the 2nd janitor, you know, the one that doesn't work.
me janitoring
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 Post subject: Re: OPEN FOR BWEEZ NASS: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring!
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what will people pay with?

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 Post subject: Re: OPEN FOR BWEEZ NASS: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring!
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more importantly, what will you pay us with?

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 Post subject: Re: OPEN FOR BWEEZ NASS: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring!
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Ye get paid on Saturdays, with a percent of what ye make.
In Canadian Tire money.
Customers also pay with Canadian Tire money.
It's the official currency of the forum, don'cha know.
And gino, yer hired.

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Gimme a peanut butter and venison sandwich with lamb chops and bacon. Oh, and don't forget the cukes!

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I'll be the first to order a sandwich! Darn triple simulpost.

Can I have ham, cheese and mayonnaise, with a tomato sauce smiley face on the outside of the sandwich, served in a pair of hemp toddler pants. With a side order of chips and gravy, in the other pants leg.

And I don't take edited images (it's a religious thing) someone has got to actually make that thing. Oh and make sure it's Kosher too.

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I'll be the first to order a sandwich! Darn triple simulpost.

Can I have ham, cheese and mayonnaise, with a tomato sauce smiley face on the outside of the sandwich, served in a pair of hemp toddler pants. With a side order of chips and gravy, in the other pants leg.

And I don't take edited images (it's a religious thing) someone has got to actually make that thing. Oh and make sure it's Kosher too.

But you're a Communist fool!

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Exactly! All sandwiches are equal, sammich makers should do equal work to prepare them. None shall be favored through the evils of image editing.

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My brother is ordering thru me he wants a fish eye sandwich with pineapple, onions, seaweed wrap, and tarter sauce on whole wheat

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*walks on set, crowd goes wild* *starts mopping* *looks at mess caused by gross sandwiches, walks through the fake employee lounge door saying, "I'll let Tess-chan get it"* *crowd goes "AWWWWWW. :(( :-( "* *theme song plays "In the end, all you got are your friends, and some sand-wich-es!!! :ehsteve: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe is filmed in front of a computer audience. "

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My brother is ordering thru me he wants a fish eye sandwich with pineapple, onions, seaweed wrap, and tarter sauce on whole wheat
ORDER UP!!!
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How much is that gonna be, cashiers?

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Hey trick! I ordered first!

Customer favoritism! CUSTOMER FAVORITISM!!!!!

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