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| Author: | Potates [ Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | OPEN FOR BWEEZ NASS: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring! |
Welcome to Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe! We'll make anything, as long as it's between two pieces of bread. Except it'll just have to be a picture, because we can't actually send sandwiches over the internet. We're now hiring. Requirements are some kind of image editing software and enough skills with it to put ingredients in between pieces of bread. (this applies only to Sandwich Artisans) Make sure you state what job you want when you apply. STAFF ----- Owner: Potates Sandwich Artisans: AbuGrape45 iand93 The Zephyr Song this-guy Word Up Cashiers: silent wulf Rammstein Runner Janitors: Tess-chan Gino Waiting list: ------------ |
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| Author: | silent wulf [ Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring! |
I'll be a regular customer edit:and I'll be a cashier, part time |
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| Author: | AbuGrape45 [ Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring! |
Just call me Chef Abu. |
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| Author: | iand93 [ Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring! |
If MS Paint counts as image editing, I'll do it. |
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| Author: | Potates [ Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring! |
iand93 wrote: If MS Paint counts as image editing, I'll do it. For what job are you applying?AbuGrape45 wrote: Just call me Chef Abu. silent wulf wrote: I'll be a regular customer edit:and I'll be a cashier, part time yer hired Potates wrote: Requirements are some kind of image editing software and enough skills with it to put ingredients in between pieces of bread. This only applies to Sandwich Artisans. |
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| Author: | silent wulf [ Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring! |
what will I do as a cashier? |
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| Author: | Tess-chan [ Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring! |
I demand to be hired as a janitor. |
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| Author: | iand93 [ Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring! |
Potates wrote: iand93 wrote: If MS Paint counts as image editing, I'll do it. For what job are you applying? |
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| Author: | Potates [ Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring! |
silent wulf wrote: what will I do as a cashier? You get to take the money from the customers and put it in the register. Charge them as you see fit (nothing too ridiculous) iand93 wrote: Potates wrote: iand93 wrote: If MS Paint counts as image editing, I'll do it. For what job are you applying?Tess-chan wrote: I demand to be hired as a janitor. yer hired |
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| Author: | RammsteinRunner [ Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring! |
I'll work with Silent. |
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| Author: | silent wulf [ Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring! |
what would a janitor do? |
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| Author: | Strong Josh [ Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring! |
I'll be a professional eater
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| Author: | Potates [ Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring! |
silent wulf wrote: what would a janitor do? They clean up shop when nobody is waiting for sammiches. Also, employees get 10% discount. |
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| Author: | silent wulf [ Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring! |
how do you clean a virtual sandwich shop |
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| Author: | Tess-chan [ Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring! |
With a virtual mop, duh. |
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| Author: | The Zephyr Song [ Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring! |
I'll apply for Artisan, if you'll take another one o_o I has Photoshop |
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| Author: | silent wulf [ Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring! |
when are we opening or are we open? |
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| Author: | Potates [ Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring! |
The Zephyr Song wrote: I'll apply for Artisan, if you'll take another one o_o I has Photoshop It still says Now Hiring, doesn't it?  silent wulf wrote: when are we opening or are we open? 24/7. Equals 3.428751. But in answer to your question, we're always open. You order a sandwich, and you get put on the waiting list (currently empty). An artisan makes the sandwich and posts it. Cashiers then say the price of the sammich, and the customers pay. |
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| Author: | gino [ Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: OPEN FOR BWEEZ NASS: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring! |
I'll be the 2nd janitor, you know, the one that doesn't work. me janitoring 
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| Author: | silent wulf [ Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: OPEN FOR BWEEZ NASS: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring! |
what will people pay with? |
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| Author: | gino [ Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: OPEN FOR BWEEZ NASS: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring! |
more importantly, what will you pay us with? |
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| Author: | Potates [ Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: OPEN FOR BWEEZ NASS: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring! |
Ye get paid on Saturdays, with a percent of what ye make. In Canadian Tire money. Customers also pay with Canadian Tire money. It's the official currency of the forum, don'cha know. And gino, yer hired. |
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| Author: | Strong Josh [ Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: OPEN FOR BWEEZ NASS: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring! |
Gimme a peanut butter and venison sandwich with lamb chops and bacon. Oh, and don't forget the cukes! |
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| Author: | Biscuithead [ Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: OPEN FOR BWEEZ NASS: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring! |
I'll be the first to order a sandwich! Darn triple simulpost. Can I have ham, cheese and mayonnaise, with a tomato sauce smiley face on the outside of the sandwich, served in a pair of hemp toddler pants. With a side order of chips and gravy, in the other pants leg. And I don't take edited images (it's a religious thing) someone has got to actually make that thing. Oh and make sure it's Kosher too. |
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| Author: | Strong Josh [ Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: OPEN FOR BWEEZ NASS: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring! |
Biscuithead wrote: I'll be the first to order a sandwich! Darn triple simulpost. Can I have ham, cheese and mayonnaise, with a tomato sauce smiley face on the outside of the sandwich, served in a pair of hemp toddler pants. With a side order of chips and gravy, in the other pants leg. And I don't take edited images (it's a religious thing) someone has got to actually make that thing. Oh and make sure it's Kosher too. But you're a Communist fool! |
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| Author: | Biscuithead [ Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: OPEN FOR BWEEZ NASS: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring! |
Exactly! All sandwiches are equal, sammich makers should do equal work to prepare them. None shall be favored through the evils of image editing. |
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| Author: | silent wulf [ Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: OPEN FOR BWEEZ NASS: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring! |
My brother is ordering thru me he wants a fish eye sandwich with pineapple, onions, seaweed wrap, and tarter sauce on whole wheat |
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| Author: | gino [ Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: OPEN FOR BWEEZ NASS: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring! |
*walks on set, crowd goes wild* *starts mopping* *looks at mess caused by gross sandwiches, walks through the fake employee lounge door saying, "I'll let Tess-chan get it"* *crowd goes "AWWWWWW.   "* *theme song plays "In the end, all you got are your friends, and some sand-wich-es!!!  Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe is filmed in front of a computer audience. "
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| Author: | iand93 [ Sun Mar 16, 2008 11:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: OPEN FOR BWEEZ NASS: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring! |
silent wulf wrote: My brother is ordering thru me he wants a fish eye sandwich with pineapple, onions, seaweed wrap, and tarter sauce on whole wheat ORDER UP!!! How much is that gonna be, cashiers? |
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| Author: | Strong Josh [ Sun Mar 16, 2008 11:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: OPEN FOR BWEEZ NASS: Ye Olde Sammich Shoppe--Now hiring! |
Hey trick! I ordered first! Customer favoritism! CUSTOMER FAVORITISM!!!!! |
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