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Author:  furrykef [ Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Say something quotable.

Just as the topic says: say something quotable. Doesn't matter if you've come up with it years ago or if you make it up right now. Doesn't matter whether it's funny or serious. The only rules are that it must be short (one or two sentences) and you have to come up with it yourself.

Here's three to start off with:

"Instinct is the set of innate behaviors of a species.
Extinct is what happens when those behaviors are not good enough."

"Knowing and discovering clever programming tricks makes you a genius. Using them on a regular basis makes you a moron."

"A picture is worth a thousand words, except in Chinese, in which case a word is worth three pictures."

(EDIT: added a third one.)

- Kef

Author:  Wesstarrunner [ Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Say something quotable.

"I'm an elf!"
(I'm not joking I have said that to random people

"I wouldn't know if it would be good to force them or to ask them nicely. I don't believe in them marrying/ adopting and I am leaning to just wanting to ban it altogether"
-Me talking about gay people, when I was a n00b.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Say something quotable.

"landing on your head can be mentally stimulating"

"there are three ways to do things, the right way, the wrong way, and my way, which is the wrong way, only faster"

"*insert memorable quote here*"

Author:  iand93 [ Fri Apr 04, 2008 6:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Say something quotable.

"I practice, I just don't get better."

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Sat Apr 05, 2008 4:13 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Say something quotable.

"five outta four people have problems with fractions"

"there are 3 kinds of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't"

Author:  DonutHead41 [ Sat Apr 05, 2008 11:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Say something quotable.

"I'm so glad I made it to this thread! I had to dodge sniper fire to get he----


I MISSPOKE GUYZ SRSLY"

Author:  AbuGrape45 [ Sun Apr 06, 2008 4:18 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Say something quotable.

"^Go away"

"Great ambition without contribution is insignificant. What will your contribution be?"

Lol, stolen from a movie.

Author:  Ju Ju Master [ Sun Apr 06, 2008 4:31 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Say something quotable.

I love how you say "go away" when you, too, are breaking the same rule as him.

Kef wrote:
and you have to come up with it yourself.

Author:  AbuGrape45 [ Sun Apr 06, 2008 4:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Say something quotable.

Ju Ju Master wrote:
I love how you say "go away" when you, too, are breaking the same rule as him.

When I said "Go away," it was not directed at him. Just clearing that up.

Kef wrote:
you have to come up with it yourself.

I should start reading first posts in forum games.

Author:  just a username [ Sun Apr 06, 2008 6:04 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Say something quotable.

"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid answers!"

"90% of the world have common sense, the other 10% run it!"

Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Sun Apr 06, 2008 6:37 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Say something quotable.

Wesstarrunner wrote:
"I wouldn't know if it would be good to force them or to ask them nicely. I don't believe in them marrying/ adopting and I am leaning to just wanting to ban it altogether"
-Me talking about gay people, when I was a n00b.

That's not quotable, it's just offensive. :/

Author:  poopskin [ Sun Apr 06, 2008 5:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Say something quotable.

"Screw Paris Hilton. lot of people probably did."
-Me

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Say something quotable.

"Ozzy osboure never did drugs"

"Jimi Hendrix wasnt a guitarist"

"Billie Joe Armstrong didnt get charged for DUI"

"Gene Simmons is married"

Author:  Starcraft Maniac [ Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:41 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Say something quotable.

"You know what jewish women have?
...
...
...
...
Jewbies."
^
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Author:  iand93 [ Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:49 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Say something quotable.

High Skool Artist wrote:
"Jimi Hendrix wasnt a guitarist"
wat

Starcraft Maniac wrote:
Jewbies
Fail. It's joobs.

Author:  Starcraft Maniac [ Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:54 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Say something quotable.

No.

Jewbies actually has the word "Jew" in it. It's much more creative.


"This one time, There was this really cool guy. His name was:

SHUT THE PFARTGL UP!"

Author:  Aayugara [ Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Say something quotable.

iand93 wrote:
High Skool Artist wrote:
"Jimi Hendrix wasnt a guitarist"
wat


Wow... dude....
High Skool Artist wrote:
"Ozzy osboure never did drugs" (yes he did)

"Jimi Hendrix wasnt a guitarist" (yes he was)

"Billie Joe Armstrong didnt get charged for DUI" (apparently)

"Gene Simmons is married" (LOLZ NO)


it's a joke...none of the stuff is true...don't you get jokes? Honestly...

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:04 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Say something quotable.

"Trespassing is, in fact, illegal. Now get out of my house, you pervert."

"Looking around this room, I see a bunch of teenage girls, grade schoolers, and celebrities. In other words, I see a bunch of jerks."
Kinda stereotypical, but, whatever.

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Sun Apr 13, 2008 9:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Say something quotable.

"I think, therefore I am." "Am what?" "Thinking."

Author:  iand93 [ Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:21 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Say something quotable.

Aayugara wrote:
Wow... dude....it's a joke...none of the stuff is true...don't you get jokes? Honestly...
I didn't see the Ozzy one and I didn't know Billie Joe Armstrong got a DUI or that Gene Simmons wasn't married so I thought he was trying to be subversive or something.

Author:  IantheGecko [ Fri May 30, 2008 9:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Say something quotable.

"We [furries] are fans of one another and mascots of ourselves."

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Fri May 30, 2008 11:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Say something quotable.

"YOU SON OF A DOLLAR SIGN ASTERISK EXCLAMATION POINT AT SIGN AT SIGN!!!"

Author:  TheHumanScreenshot [ Sat May 31, 2008 12:03 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Say something quotable.

"What the PrtSc?"

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:34 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Say something quotable.

16_BIT_MARIO1 wrote:
"YOU SON OF A DOLLAR SIGN ASTERISK EXCLAMATION POINT AT SIGN AT SIGN!!!"


this is the best one ive heard

Author:  Homsar Fan [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Say something quotable.

Who are you and what have you done with my self esteem?

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