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Sadly, I was not able to be revived. So instead:

*comes back as a zombie and eats Jau's brain*

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SIBHoD.

*snaps Biscuithead's neck*

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*exposes shadowfox to light, thus blinding him and then hits him in the head with a golf club, or some sorta metal hockey stick*

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

*uses the irony ray, turning High Skool Artist into a painting*

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*Uses the anti-irony ray, somehow hurting JAU*

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*this-guy get thrown in lava by that guy who is me*

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

*Realises the lava is actually marinara sauce, then steals that guy's pizzas*

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*throws a lamp at this-guy*

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NEW FEATURE!! Click my signature to go to my wiki page! All my wii codes are there.

*Throws a chair at gino*

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*I drown this-guy in a bowl of chicken soup*

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"I gut you like sheep."

*eats the chicken soup, with a side of wulf brains*

(I'm still a zombie remember.)

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SIBHoD.

*cuts Biscuit in half with a chainsaw*

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*Drops a boat on iand93*

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NEW FEATURE!! Click my signature to go to my wiki page! All my wii codes are there.

*Activates a subspace bomb. Tabuu kills you all*

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

*Turns 16_BIT_MARIO into dun dun duhhn, 8_BIT_MARIO*

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

*Blasts metal musicks and watches everyone begin moshing and knocking each other out*

*Goes around and takes unconscious peoples wallets*

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*does nothing to MooKoo*

*MooKoo eventually dies*

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*impales Disk on a fencepost*

*steals his Wii*

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*Wii's anti-burglary system kicks in and electrocutes iand*

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*throws still-electrocuting Wii into the puddle that Disk's body is apparently laying in*

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*Disk thanks Rubber God for providing him with a rubber suit to prevent being electrocuted*

*Disk slaps iand like a gentleman...with a glove...then goes to sleep*

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*locks Disk in a freezer while he's asleep*

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*Throws the freezer containing Disk onto iand, crushing his butt to smithereens*

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*due to lack of butt, loses bowel control all over Parlod*

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*Cries poisonous tears of acid onto iand before jumping into the logout blackhole*

G'night.

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*shoots 20 bottle rockets into the blackhole*

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*stands by a Jedi as he feels a disturbance in the force after the previous two users made the mistake of getting close enough to a black hole to be trapped in its gravity well*

<OOC> This is rather like the Last Post thread, except for the fact that the violence is the entire point rather than a means to an end. </OOC>

I am that jedi. A dark jedi.

*picks up and chokes Somm-1 with the force*

"You have failed me for the last time, my apprentice. You did not even attack the person before you he simply killed himself."

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SIBHoD.

Your first mistake was assuming that I'm an organic who could be suffocated.
A droid can not so easily be dispatched.

*survives force grip*
*survives lightsaber by being made out of phrik*
*beats dark jedi meatbag into submission*

Well, according to an old Star Wars book (that was probably not canonical but oh well) I read years ago, even the rare lightsaber resistant substances can be cut by removing the crystal from a lightsaber and using it's pure energy to cut through it.

So
*does that mess to Somm-1*

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SIBHoD.