"I was there at the time of the crime! I saw what happened! I'm a witness!"
"You're the witness in the case next door, you moron."
"Oh. Oh, I see." *Walks out embarrassed*
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| Author: | gino [ Mon May 26, 2008 8:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
................................................................................................................................. (OOG: Is my corpse in the court room, or some place else?) |
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| Author: | it's a lion! [ Mon May 26, 2008 8:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
(It's in my briefcase.) |
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| Author: | Starcraft Maniac [ Mon May 26, 2008 8:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
The court accepts that as evidence. Doodle of Judge added to Court Record. (It's buried, moron.) |
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| Author: | it's a lion! [ Mon May 26, 2008 8:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
Er, permission to approach the bench. Can I get that back after the trial? My mom puts them on her refrigerator. |
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| Author: | gino [ Mon May 26, 2008 8:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
Starcraft Maniac wrote: (It's buried, moron.) (Well it could be useful in the case.) |
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| Author: | Starcraft Maniac [ Mon May 26, 2008 9:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
gino wrote: Starcraft Maniac wrote: (It's buried, moron.) (Well it could be useful in the case.) (We have the autopsy report.) |
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| Author: | 16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Mon May 26, 2008 9:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
"I was there at the time of the crime! I saw what happened! I'm a witness!" "You're the witness in the case next door, you moron." "Oh. Oh, I see." *Walks out embarrassed* |
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| Author: | Starcraft Maniac [ Tue May 27, 2008 3:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
...Was that Larry Butz? |
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| Author: | Dark Grapefruit [ Tue May 27, 2008 3:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
*awwwwwwk* |
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| Author: | Word Up [ Tue May 27, 2008 4:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
Let's get a broader explanation of some of the evidence: The photo shows the defendant holding a knife to the victim's throat. (Note that the picture is in the perspective: Defendant on the left, victim on the right, and the defendant has the knife in the hand closest to the screen.) The Blueprints shows the details. Note that there is only one exit. Also, Starcraft Maniac, let me do it my way! I guess defense isn't coming to the stand? |
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| Author: | it's a lion! [ Tue May 27, 2008 1:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
Um, my client had to go to the bathroom. |
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| Author: | Starcraft Maniac [ Tue May 27, 2008 6:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
I guess not. The prosecution may call it's first witness. |
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| Author: | TheFacelessEvil [ Tue May 27, 2008 6:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
Starcraft Maniac wrote: I guess not. The prosecution may call it's first witness. (Or NEXT witness considering the FIRST witness is a no-show... does the defendant WANT to die?) |
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| Author: | Starcraft Maniac [ Tue May 27, 2008 6:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
(Well, the prosecution isn't online either. When SidGarcia is on, then he will testify about what he saw.) |
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| Author: | Sloshy [ Tue May 27, 2008 7:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
it's a lion! wrote: Well, ah, ladies, gentlemen, jury members; in this courtroom I intend to prove that the defendant, Mister ah... *checks notes* Sloshy has been impruriously framed for a crime he did not commit! I will prove beyond reasonable doubt that a) sloshy was at the Steeping Tree under false prefences, b) the evidence entered by the prosecution has been tampered with, c) the cake--I mean, the photograph is a lie, and d) there is no such game as "chess," anyway. What kind of nonsense is that? Ah, excuse my outburst. *straightens tie, knocks several papers on floor* Honourable jurymen--and women--this entire case has been brought against my client Mr. *checks notes* Sloshy, based on evidence manufactured by certain factors with a grudge against him. Mr. gino was murdered, but not by Mr. Sloshy. *pauses for a minute* Uh, can I sit down now? Okay? Okay, that's it. (I'm a girl...) |
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| Author: | Starcraft Maniac [ Tue May 27, 2008 7:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
(He, uh, did that on purpose.) |
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| Author: | TheFacelessEvil [ Tue May 27, 2008 7:25 pm ] |
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Sloshy wrote: (I'm a girl...) (lawl, oh man, your lawyer is great... YOU'RE DOOMED) |
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| Author: | Starcraft Maniac [ Tue May 27, 2008 7:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
(He's no Phoenix Wright, THAT'S for sure.) |
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| Author: | Sloshy [ Tue May 27, 2008 7:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
TheFacelessEvil wrote: Sloshy wrote: (I'm a girl...) (lawl, oh man, your lawyer is great... YOU'RE DOOMED) (I think it's more I'm going to get dead before he even finishes speaking for the 2nd time.) |
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| Author: | Word Up [ Wed May 28, 2008 12:44 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
Your Honor. The defense is screwed. Just say he's guilty. |
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| Author: | Starcraft Maniac [ Wed May 28, 2008 12:46 am ] |
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The defense deserves a fair trial. Call your witness. NOW! |
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| Author: | Word Up [ Wed May 28, 2008 12:47 am ] |
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No. |
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| Author: | Starcraft Maniac [ Wed May 28, 2008 12:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
Okay, then the prosecution will be penalized. I'LL call the witness. Will...Sid Garcia please take the stand? |
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| Author: | Word Up [ Wed May 28, 2008 1:17 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
I've requested that he do so several times Your H... eh. |
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| Author: | Starcraft Maniac [ Wed May 28, 2008 2:43 am ] |
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Oh? Well, then I suppose we'll just hold him in contempt of court. ...Summon your next witness. |
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| Author: | Word Up [ Wed May 28, 2008 2:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
I call Tefee to the stand. |
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| Author: | it's a lion! [ Wed May 28, 2008 5:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
*jumps up* I call your mom to the stand! Ah... *clears throat noisily* *sits* Sustained. |
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| Author: | Starcraft Maniac [ Wed May 28, 2008 5:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
Ah, uh, um... ... ... ... ... What was that? Speak up, I'm hard of hearing! |
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| Author: | it's a lion! [ Wed May 28, 2008 5:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
The defence rests, your honour. On our laurels. *scribbles notes* |
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| Author: | TheFacelessEvil [ Wed May 28, 2008 7:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
*takes the stand? I assume?*  *glares at the defense all hostile-like* I swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth blah blah blah...  My name is Ms. ABC, and I saw it all. I was at the Sleeping Tree at the night of the murder... it was around 9pm. Gino, that poor little angel, was playing chess... he wasn't doing anything when... That woman over there. *points to the defendant* Stabbed poor Gino, and she deserves death! I have proof! *presents photograph*  It's a little blurry, and I wrote on it, but even without this-- I know what I saw! She's a stone cold murderer!  (There are like, a billion things wrong with my testimony. Good luck! 8D) |
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