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Mister Face--can I call you Mister Face?--are you in your opinion a qualified whaddyacallit... medical expert person?

Your Honor, the Defense is harassing me. I came here to testify to what I saw, I'm not on trial!

I apologize, your honour. My medication was recently changed.
*ahem*
Mister Teatime, do you regularly take your camera to dinner?

I was at the Sleeping Tree at the night of the murder... it was around 9pm. Gino, that poor little angel, was playing chess... he wasn't doing anything when...

That woman over there. *points to the defendant* Stabbed poor Gino, and she deserves death!

First you said he was playing chess, then you say he "wasn't doing anything." Which is it?
*drops pen*

"No bruising or contusions found on victim's facial area." ... Is this some sort of joke? When did I say that she hit him in the face?

It's not my fault you're such a crappy attorney that you can't even get all the details.

TheFacelessEvil wrote:

Your honour, the witness is defensive and obviously lying. This photo proves nothing.
The defense rests.

Author:	it's a lion! [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:47 pm ]
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Mister Face--can I call you Mister Face?--are you in your opinion a qualified whaddyacallit... medical expert person?

Author:	TheFacelessEvil [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:24 pm ]
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it's a lion! wrote: Mister Face--can I call you Mister Face?--are you in your opinion a qualified whaddyacallit... medical expert person? No, but I am a witness telling you what I saw. I still have photgraphic proof, so you can mince over the time all you want. I don't need to be a medical expert to tell you that I'm NOT sure when somebody died. Does your report say he died instantly? Huh? So there! I know he didn't, he even spoke to me! And no, you can't call me that, my name is Ms. ABC as I stated in the beginning of this testimony. (And the hole gets deeper and deeper... >:])

Author:	it's a lion! [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:46 pm ]
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Why are you so defensive, Mister Teatime? Are you hiding something?

Author:	TheFacelessEvil [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:48 pm ]
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Your Honor, the Defense is harassing me. I came here to testify to what I saw, I'm not on trial!

Author:	it's a lion! [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:52 pm ]
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Objection! The witness should know that we aren't here for tea and polite conversation!

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Author:	Starcraft Maniac [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:18 pm ]
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TheFacelessEvil wrote: Your Honor, the Defense is harassing me. I came here to testify to what I saw, I'm not on trial! slams gavel The witness is correct. Defense, please stop harrasing the witness. If you make a claim, you'd better have evidence to back it up. But...I guess that the defense is correct as well. Witness. Please do not be so...touchy.

Author:	it's a lion! [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:21 pm ]
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I apologize, your honour. My medication was recently changed. ahem Mister Teatime, do you regularly take your camera to dinner?

Author:	TheFacelessEvil [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:26 pm ]
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it's a lion! wrote: I apologize, your honour. My medication was recently changed. ahem Mister Teatime, do you regularly take your camera to dinner? twitches ... I'm a photographer. I eat after work. Your Honor...!

Author:	it's a lion! [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:30 pm ]
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Forgive me, Mister Face--or is it Teh-ah-tim-eh? Now I would like to draw your everyone's attention to... reads from piece of paper Eggs, butter, coffee, bath salts--oh bugger, that's my grocery list. Um... shuffles papers Ah, here we are. reads Why is there no blood on the murder weapon, Miss ABC?

Author:	it's a lion! [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:47 pm ]
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If this photo was taken before the alleged stabbing... why is Mr. Gino lying apparently dead as a doormat on the floor? hopping up and down Do living men have X's for eyes, Miss ABC which stands for Already Blown her Case??

Author:	it's a lion! [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:57 pm ]
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Why didn't you remember this earlier? You said: Ms. ABC wrote: I was at the Sleeping Tree at the night of the murder... it was around 9pm. Gino, that poor little angel, was playing chess... he wasn't doing anything when... That woman over there. points to the defendant Stabbed poor Gino, and she deserves death! First you said he was playing chess, then you say he "wasn't doing anything." Which is it? drops pen

Author:	it's a lion! [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:03 pm ]
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Ah, thank you kindly.

Author:	TheFacelessEvil [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:08 pm ]
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it's a lion! wrote: First you said he was playing chess, then you say he "wasn't doing anything." Which is it? drops pen (wait, how does that address the 'hitting him unconcious' issue...? Do you really want to backtrack to that?)

Author:	it's a lion! [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:09 pm ]
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I'm getting to that, Miss ABC. Please answer the question.

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Author:	it's a lion! [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:22 pm ]
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That aside, Miss ABC, can you read the highlighted text for me? passes Miss ABC a sheet of paper Whoops, whoa, those are some uh... personal emails. takes the paper back, gives another one

Author:	it's a lion! [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:26 pm ]
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(Check your private messages.)

Author:	it's a lion! [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:30 pm ]
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TheFacelessEvil wrote: "No bruising or contusions found on victim's facial area." ... Is this some sort of joke? When did I say that she hit him in the face? It's not my fault you're such a crappy attorney that you can't even get all the details. Your honour, the witness is defensive and obviously lying. This photo proves nothing. The defense rests.

Author:	it's a lion! [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:49 pm ]
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Not my job, Miss ABC. Reasonable doubt--that's my department. And there is more than enough doubt to your testimony.

Author:	TheFacelessEvil [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:04 pm ]
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Hmph. I don't see that. She killed him, plain and simple, I saw it, and that's all there is to it.

Author:	Starcraft Maniac [ Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:48 pm ]
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Listen, I'm not postponing this trial so you can do some detective work, so you need to figure this case out now. (Oh man, Edgeworth was the KING of reasonable doubt in 3-5)