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| Author: | Starcraft Maniac [ Mon May 26, 2008 1:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
Okay, so I'm bored, and have nothing to do. I've been recently playing (and beating) the fourth trial of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney. And as such, I decided to come up and go to the forum with an idea. We should make a trial of our own. I mean, not the investigation part, but just the court part. Basics: You have a defendant, a victim, at least four witnesses (one of them can be the detective), a judge, a defense attorney, and a prosecuting attorney. The case synopsis will be given by me for the first trial, and the next one by the winning side of the trial before. All evidence will be given by the prosecution, filed into the court record, and some evidence by the defense. Witnesses will be called to the stand by the Prosecution, and only on certain cercumstances can the defense call a witness. Okay, let's fill in the slots for Case #1! Victim: Gino Defendant: Sloshy Witness #1: Sid Garcia Witness #2: TheFacelessEvil Witness #3: sbe-mail 22 Witness #5: This-Guy __________ Judge: Starcraft Maniac Prosecution: Word Up Defense: It's a lion _______________________________________________________________________________ Case Synopsis: The victim ( Gino ) was allegedly murdered by the defendant ( Sloshy ) with a knife. They were at the Sleeping Tree playing chess when the defendant lost to the victim. A witness (Sid Garcia) claims to have seen the defendant stand up, take a large stake knife out of the sleeve of his jacket, and slice the victim's throat. Another witness claims to have seen the defendant fleeing the scene of the crime. The murder weapon was found tossed on the floor, covered with the fingerprints of the defendant's left hand. A local photagrapher, TheFacelessEvil, happened to take a snapshot of the time of the murder. |
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| Author: | gino [ Mon May 26, 2008 1:27 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
Can I be the victim? |
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| Author: | Starcraft Maniac [ Mon May 26, 2008 1:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
Alright, but you're just mentioned all the time, and don't get to say anything. Any questions? |
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| Author: | gino [ Mon May 26, 2008 1:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
.......................... (OOG: Nope) |
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| Author: | Starcraft Maniac [ Mon May 26, 2008 1:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
Okay, now we just need a defendant, witnesses 1-4, defense, and prosecution. |
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| Author: | Word Up [ Mon May 26, 2008 2:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
I'll be the prosecution. |
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| Author: | Sloshy [ Mon May 26, 2008 2:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
I'll be defendant. |
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| Author: | TheFacelessEvil [ Mon May 26, 2008 6:09 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
I can be a witness. Perhaps related to the victim or something, and thus apt to try and convict the dependent out of fury and rage and thus prone to massive amounts of exaggeration and maybe even lies!? I have no idea how this game works, but just throwing the idea out there.  
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| Author: | sbe-mail 22 [ Mon May 26, 2008 8:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
Ill also be a witness. some random person who was the at the scene of the crime. |
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| Author: | SidGarcia [ Mon May 26, 2008 12:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
I would like to be a witness. Maybe I see the defendant have blood on her/his clothes? |
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| Author: | Starcraft Maniac [ Mon May 26, 2008 2:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
Two more slots to fill in, and the evidence is filed out. |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Mon May 26, 2008 2:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
Witness #5. |
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| Author: | Starcraft Maniac [ Mon May 26, 2008 2:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
this-guy wrote: Witness #5. Whatever. |
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| Author: | it's a lion! [ Mon May 26, 2008 4:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
DEFENSE ATTORNEY! But a slightly incompetent one. |
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| Author: | Starcraft Maniac [ Mon May 26, 2008 5:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
Okay, and the evidence is filing out. |
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| Author: | Dark Grapefruit [ Mon May 26, 2008 5:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
I'll be the parrot. |
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| Author: | Starcraft Maniac [ Mon May 26, 2008 5:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
And with that, Court is now in session. The defense is ready, the prosecution is ready. The prosecution may now present their opening statement. |
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| Author: | it's a lion! [ Mon May 26, 2008 6:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
Objection! Uh, wait a sec. *shuffles papers* Um... nothing further! *drops pen* |
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| Author: | Word Up [ Mon May 26, 2008 6:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
Thank you, Your Honor. Ladies and gentlemen, today we hope to bring justice to a heinous crime. The victim, Mr. Gino, was brutally murdered by our defendant. During a stay at The Sleeping Tree, Gino beat Sloshy, and Sloshy became angry. A witness saw him retrieve the weapon and slice the victim's throat. Another witness saw the defendant running from the scene of the crime. The weapon was seen on the floor, covered in the fingerprints of the defendant. Ms. TheFacelessEvil got a picture of the crime. The evidence we retrieved are as follows: Gino's Autopsy Report. So far, they've only seen stab marks and a slice on the throat. A Bloody Knife. The lab sent back results which showed Sloshy's fingerprints all over it. Crime Photo. This clearly shows the defendant committing the crime. The Sleeping Tree Blueprints. The crime was allegedly committed in room 416. "How To": Playing Chess. One of the men involved did not know how to play chess, this evidence plays a major role in the crime. I ask you, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, to carefully consider the evidence and give a fair trial. Thank you. |
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| Author: | it's a lion! [ Mon May 26, 2008 6:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
(Is it time for the defence statement now?) |
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| Author: | Word Up [ Mon May 26, 2008 6:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
Yes. |
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| Author: | it's a lion! [ Mon May 26, 2008 7:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
Well, ah, ladies, gentlemen, jury members; in this courtroom I intend to prove that the defendant, Mister ah... *checks notes* Sloshy has been impruriously framed for a crime he did not commit! I will prove beyond reasonable doubt that a) sloshy was at the Steeping Tree under false prefences, b) the evidence entered by the prosecution has been tampered with, c) the cake--I mean, the photograph is a lie, and d) there is no such game as "chess," anyway. What kind of nonsense is that? Ah, excuse my outburst. *straightens tie, knocks several papers on floor* Honourable jurymen--and women--this entire case has been brought against my client Mr. *checks notes* Sloshy, based on evidence manufactured by certain factors with a grudge against him. Mr. gino was murdered, but not by Mr. Sloshy. *pauses for a minute* Uh, can I sit down now? Okay? Okay, that's it. |
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| Author: | Word Up [ Mon May 26, 2008 7:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
*Stands back up* I would first like to call the defendant to the stand. |
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| Author: | Starcraft Maniac [ Mon May 26, 2008 8:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
(OOG: Appearantly you guys don't understand the whole "Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney" format we're going by here. There is no jury.) ...Sustained. |
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| Author: | TheFacelessEvil [ Mon May 26, 2008 8:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
Starcraft Maniac wrote: (OOG: Appearantly you guys don't understand the whole "Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney" format we're going by here. There is no jury.) ...Sustained. (There is in the fourth game at the end, hehehe) |
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| Author: | Starcraft Maniac [ Mon May 26, 2008 8:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
TheFacelessEvil wrote: Starcraft Maniac wrote: (OOG: Appearantly you guys don't understand the whole "Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney" format we're going by here. There is no jury.) ...Sustained. (There is in the fourth game at the end, hehehe) (I said PHOENIX WRIGHT, not APOLLO JUSTICE.) |
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| Author: | TheFacelessEvil [ Mon May 26, 2008 8:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
Starcraft Maniac wrote: (I said PHOENIX WRIGHT, not APOLLO JUSTICE.) (OHHHH SNAP) |
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| Author: | it's a lion! [ Mon May 26, 2008 8:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
OBJECTION! *stands up, drops pen* I practiced in front of my bathroom mirror with the understanding that there would be a jury. |
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| Author: | Starcraft Maniac [ Mon May 26, 2008 8:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
I'm sorry. We keep the riff-raff out. [/kristoph] I give the final verdict. |
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| Author: | it's a lion! [ Mon May 26, 2008 8:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style |
Oh, uh, sustained. *sits, retrieves pen* *doodles unflattering caricature of Starcraft Maniac on legal pad* |
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