Ace Attorney: H*RWF (Current Witness: it's a lion!)

RammsteinRunner · **Posted:** Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:28 am

Sloshy wrote:

RammsteinRunner wrote:

Witness 4.

{stupidity}Which one?{/stupidity}

The incoherent one. *hit*

Capt. Ido Nos · **Posted:** Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:52 am

I am tempted to do unusual things with these sprites...

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:08 pm

Sloshy wrote:

16_BIT_MARIO1 wrote:

Sloshy wrote:

I wanna use those sprites. Does it matter what person I use?

No, it doesn't matter. But I'd recommend this guy.

It would work better my sprite was a girl, do to my being-a-girlness.

Sorry about that.

Sloshy · **Posted:** Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:34 am

16_BIT_MARIO1 wrote:

Sorry about that.

That works better.

Capt. Ido Nos wrote:

I am tempted to do unusual things with these sprites...

...I am scared...

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Sun Jun 08, 2008 1:01 pm

Sloshy wrote:

Capt. Ido Nos wrote:

I am tempted to do unusual things with these sprites...

...I am scared...

As am I.

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:40 pm

Sorry about the delay y'all, some stuff came up. I promise to get stuff up and running by monday evening at the latest.

Tess-chan · **Posted:** Sun Jun 08, 2008 11:22 pm

...I can't choose whose sprites to use for this thing. D=

Somebody help me out here.

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Sun Jun 08, 2008 11:39 pm

USE WOCKY

Tess-chan · **Posted:** Sun Jun 08, 2008 11:45 pm

Nah, I don't have Wocky's gangster-speak down yet. It just wouldn't be the same.

Capt. Ido Nos · **Posted:** Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:41 am

Am I allowed to use random sprites for each time I speak?

Sloshy · **Posted:** Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:45 am

Capt. Ido Nos wrote:

Am I allowed to use random sprites for each time I speak?

What, like turning into different people?
Like, human-transformer thing?
Sweet.

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:28 am

Why don't you use Max Galactica?

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:01 am

Capt. Ido Nos wrote:

Am I allowed to use random sprites for each time I speak?

I guess, just don't use sprites someone else is using.
I'm currently 99% sure I'm going to use young Ema.

Tess-chan · **Posted:** Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:12 am

16_BIT_MARIO1 wrote:

Why don't you use Max Galactica?

...

why didn't i think of that

man i am stupid today

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:28 pm

Any room for another witness?

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:34 pm

Yup! I'll tuck you in. OK everybody everybody, I'm going to start typing up the story now for y'all, uno momento por favor!

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:51 pm

The court is now in session. Attorneys, please ready your cases. Prosecution, please call your first witness.

(People I am going to PM: Prosecution, Prosecution Detective, Defendant, Defense Attorney, Deceased's fiancé, Deceased's Bodyguard. I will give more details to the other witnesses later, and let the murderer know who you are. Incriminating details of the case are going to be PM'ed to the Prosecution and to the Prosecution Detective, who should be called as the first witness in order to establish more of a case. Hint hint! haha. Ok, wait for your PMs and then go crazy! -- edit: I've sent them all now! Let me know if you didn't get them/don't like your story.

Reminder: From this point on, speak in parenthesis if you're speaking out of character!)

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:53 am

The prosecution is ready to prove that the defendant, Tess-chan, shot and murdered Ms. Felinda in the back, thus killing her. I would like to present the autopsy report as evidence.

She was shot at about 2: 30 PM due to a single gunshot to the back. The death was instantaneous.
The prosecution would like to call its first witness, Sloshy.
(How did I do?)
EDIT: (Crap, I got the detective wrong. Oh well.)

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:54 am

( You FAILED... you're supposed to call your DETECTIVE to do that.

)

Chichindrich · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:29 am

The defense is ready to prove quite the opposite; Tess-Chan is not the murderer and is in fact being framed for this crime. Also...

The defense is equally willing to prove that the prosecution is an over-dressed namby-pamby and a closet Steel Samurai fan at that.

One last matter: could somebody please remove this pile of pens from under my desk? Thank you. Must have been left over from the last trial...

(hope I don't get warnings for my opening statements)

Tess-chan · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:12 am

(So I read the PM. You know, I was planning to use Max's sprites for this thing... ohhhh man that would be funny.)

Sloshy · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:40 am

(I'm just gonna use this random lady because I want her hair SO BAD.)
I'm a detective? Well, I DON'T WANNA! *WHACK* Owww! Fine, I'll gooo!
*Walks up*

Well, for one, we found the blood of poor Ms. Fatinda Galinda Felinda, ON MISS JESS TESS'S SHIRT. Does anyone have that shirt? It'd be helpful. Also, the ring was in her pocket! Tess is a greedy woman. We have proof of that... um... somewhere. Where is the proof? WHERE IS THE PROOF?!?!??!

sbe-mail 22 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:47 am

hi! IM the young brat thats doing detective work!
anyway, heres the photo of the dead body,

sadly I could find the exat shert. sorry. unless someone else has it. tho Im not denying it.

any more proof required?

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:58 am

sbe-mail 22 wrote:

hi! IM the young brat thats doing detective work!
anyway, heres the photo of the dead body,

sadly I could find the exat shert. sorry. unless someone else has it. tho Im not denying it.

any more proof required?

YES. Please tell us what happened in chronological order, with details of the witnesses.
("The defendant was seen by blah blah blah had a gun blah blah blah ran away blah blah blah")

sbe-mail 22 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:54 pm

shurely the witnesses themselves can tell you.

but 2 of the witnesses were related to the desesed.

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:02 pm

(I've chosen my sprite)

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:25 pm

Wow, this trial is already off to a very strange start, Mr Chichindrich! I can't see anything wrong with the autopsy report.... maybe you should press the witness into revealing more information. Don't present evidence just yet - we only have one piece, so you should use it as a trump.

(Detective Iris XD)

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:51 pm

Tess-chan wrote:

(So I read the PM. You know, I was planning to use Max's sprites for this thing... ohhhh man that would be funny.)

(HELL YES! You can shine a whole new and naughty light to this entire case! mwahahaha... *coughs*

Anyways, y'all are so cute. X) ... I think the main course for the Defense is to drill the Prosecution Detective on all the evidence he has, and then the Prosecution be all like 'yeah you found all those contridictions but we have witnesses too so screw you' traditional ace-style.

That's just my tip, though.

... ohmygod the detectives and aides are so cute already I can't take it... heee

p.s. awesome picture of the victim there... :-D

)

Chichindrich · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:08 pm

Alright then Miss Sloshy, could you explain what you found when you came to the crime scene?

Sloshy · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:37 pm

Yes, I-

*COUGH COUGH HACK COUGH COUGH!*

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