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Ace Attorney: H*RWF (Current Witness: it's a lion!)
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Author:  TheFacelessEvil [ Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:23 pm ]
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(YAAAAAAY!!! Interrogate that clown!!!! :D)
Author:  Chichindrich [ Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:34 am ]
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(Actually, it's more like, get the prosecution to get the clown to say stuff, then interrogate said clown)
Author:  Dark Grapefruit [ Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:42 am ]
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Sloshy wrote:
TheFacelessEvil wrote:
(Abuse rule only counts for the Prosecuter, and his aide because she's pretty...

(;D)
Dark Grapefruit wrote:
Just between you and me, Chichy, I'm starting to think that kid was meant to distract us. I don't trust that prosecutor... or his assistant.

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You're not supposed to trust me, I'm pretty. The out-of-character text says so. And if it was between you and Chinchilablabla, why did you say it loud enough for about everyone in the court to hear?


You're just too cute when you're angry, that's why. :)

(btw guys, if you're having trouble loading all the sprites on that one website, [which I certainly am] may I suggest http://www.court-records.net/sprites1.htm instead. Separate page for every character. )
Author:  TheFacelessEvil [ Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:58 am ]
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(Thank you! I'll add that to the main page too. :) Ok, Prosecution, get on your toes and make the witness state their name and occupation and to tell us what they witnessed... )
Author:  Sloshy [ Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:53 pm ]
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Dark Grapefruit wrote:
You're just too cute when you're angry, that's why. :)

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Being told that by another female makes me feel... uncomfortable.
Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:55 pm ]
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Witness. Please state your name and occupation for the court.
Author:  Sloshy [ Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:00 am ]
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16_BIT_MARIO1 wrote:
Witness. Please state your name and occupation for the court.

And then tell us what you witnessed, witness.
Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:14 am ]
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Sloshy wrote:
16_BIT_MARIO1 wrote:
Witness. Please state your name and occupation for the court.

And then tell us what you witnessed, witness.

Yes, witness. What did the witness witness? It's all been witnessed by the witness. I'm using the word witness too much, aren't I, witness?
Author:  it's a lion! [ Wed Jun 18, 2008 2:45 pm ]
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Name's it's a lion!, although I generally go by Bonzo. Yeah I do birthday parties. I run a hot dog stand 'cause I need the cash.
Author:  TheFacelessEvil [ Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:09 pm ]
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(Now... tell what you witnessed as the attorneys asked. Pick up the pace! *clap clap clap*)
Author:  it's a lion! [ Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:34 pm ]
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Right, sorry.
So anyways, on the day in question I had my stand all set up just outside the hedge maze in Memorial Garden; walking the maze makes folks hungry, you know? I was dishing out a chili dog with the works when all of a sudden I sees the defendant over there come runnin' out of the maze like her pants were on fire! She had something in her hand, and I got a good look at it because the duck lake is just a few paces from the maze and that's where she threw it. The gun, I mean. Just chucked it in the lake and ran back into the maze!
Author:  TheFacelessEvil [ Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:42 pm ]
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Hmm... That certainly explains how the murder weapon ended up in the lake. Defense, you may proceed with your cross examination.
Author:  it's a lion! [ Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:48 pm ]
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Would you like a balloon sculpture, your honour?
Author:  TheFacelessEvil [ Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:12 pm ]
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Can you make a gavel?
Author:  Chichindrich [ Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:29 pm ]
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Do you remember what time this was?
Author:  it's a lion! [ Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:33 pm ]
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Not exactly... but I know it was just before three o'clock. I get off at 3 every day.
Er, that is, I take a break at 3 PM every day. So I'd say it was about... eh, 2:40, 2:45. 2:50 at the latest.
Author:  Chichindrich [ Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:35 pm ]
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Very good. How long had you been, um, hot-dogging at this spot?
Author:  it's a lion! [ Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:41 pm ]
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ImageHah, hot-dogging. I like that.
ImageOh, all day. I start at 8 AM sharp for the breakfast crowd. Did you know that there are people who will eat a hot dog for breakfast on their way to work? Unbelievable, huh?

Oh, here's your gavel, your honour. *gives the judge a big, balloon mallet*
Author:  Chichindrich [ Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:46 pm ]
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So, it would be safe to assume that you had been outside the maze for the past few-several hours?
Author:  it's a lion! [ Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:53 pm ]
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Yeah, that would be what I was trying to get across.
Author:  Chichindrich [ Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:26 pm ]
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So then, Clowny McClownerson, if you were there for all that time, how come you didn't hear a gunshot a few yards away?
Author:  it's a lion! [ Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:47 pm ]
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Listen, buddy, you could fire off a cannon in that maze and I probably wouldn't hear it! I got ladies chattering, obnoxious guys on cell phones, crying babies, Marty the homeless guy yelling at his invisible astronaut friend... you think nobody else was in the park?
Those hedges muffle sound, too. Heck, me and my girlfriend went in there once and we... er, you get the picture.
Author:  TheFacelessEvil [ Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:49 pm ]
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... ?
Author:  it's a lion! [ Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:56 pm ]
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Come on, your honour... the old bump n' grind?
Geez, we must've made enough noise to wake the dead... but nobody can hear anything from outside the hedge maze.
Author:  TheFacelessEvil [ Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:59 pm ]
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Image Hm...

(You can almost hear the rusty gears in his head slowly turning)
Author:  Chichindrich [ Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:59 pm ]
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Alright, alright. I suppose that's believable. And slightly too much information *shudder*

What did you do after you saw the defendant? Did you resume hot-dog related activities or what?
Author:  it's a lion! [ Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:03 pm ]
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Well, I figured the lady threw the gun away, so it's not like she could hurt me, right? And she ran back into the maze anyway. So, uh, I figured once I got off work I'd call the cops. But they called me, as you know.
Author:  Chichindrich [ Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:30 pm ]
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I'm a little confused here. If the park is fairly crowded, how come you were the only one to see the defendent with a gun? People running as if some prankster has combusted their pants are not a sight to be ignored, especially when they're carrying a gun in plain sight.
Author:  TheFacelessEvil [ Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:34 pm ]
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He was the only one?
Author:  Dark Grapefruit [ Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:00 am ]
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Something's bothering me, Chich. He said he saw the defendant just before he usually takes a break. Why didn't he call the cops then? I wouldn't wait if I saw something suspicious like that.
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