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Author:  Shopiom [ Mon May 15, 2006 10:49 am ]
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It's your mom! Which ISN'T me, by the way.

Author:  topofsm [ Tue May 16, 2006 12:38 am ]
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You're right, you're my mom, and you're doing a crappy job!

Author:  Bulldozer [ Tue May 16, 2006 7:07 am ]
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I wish I had something to comeback to, but this is all so weak, I can't think of anything creative. So I'll just say: your face is doing a crappy job!

...

Go jump off a bridge!

Author:  Acekirby [ Tue May 16, 2006 11:30 pm ]
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Look at you losers. Pretending Shopiom is your mom. How pathetic. What a loser mother figure he would be.

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Tue May 16, 2006 11:35 pm ]
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He is most likely better than you.

Author:  Bulldozer [ Wed May 17, 2006 12:45 am ]
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He got himself into this mess, with his bad comebacks. Or she got herself into it. Or it got itself into it. I'm still not completely sure which it is. But you make better comebacks than Shopiom, that's for sure.

Author:  Shopiom [ Wed May 17, 2006 1:20 am ]
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I told you, you 'tard, I got a sex change after giving birth to you and topofsm! So, yeah. I'm a boy.

Author:  Bulldozer [ Wed May 17, 2006 1:23 am ]
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You're really a horrible mother, speaking to your children that way...

Author:  Shopiom [ Wed May 17, 2006 10:56 am ]
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And you're a horrible son, bein' all joik-like to your beloved mother who brought you into this world and raised you.

Author:  Bulldozer [ Wed May 17, 2006 5:02 pm ]
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At least I'm still the same gender I was at birth!

Author:  Shopiom [ Wed May 17, 2006 9:59 pm ]
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Well, you're grounded, so ha.

Author:  Acekirby [ Wed May 17, 2006 11:10 pm ]
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You losers aren't related. Stop acting like you are.

Blaargs.

Author:  Shopiom [ Thu May 18, 2006 1:22 am ]
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Maybe you're just trying to cover up for the fact that you're my dad's cousin's sister's aunt's brother's grandma's grandson's niece's dad's cousin three times removed!

Author:  Bulldozer [ Thu May 18, 2006 3:18 am ]
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Shopiom wrote:
Maybe you're just trying to cover up for the fact that you're my dad's cousin's sister's aunt's brother's grandma's grandson's niece's dad's cousin three times removed!


Let's take a look at that, shall we? Assuming that all aunts, uncles, and nieces are related by blood, rather than by marriage:

cousin's sister = cousin (dad's cousin's aunt's brother's grandma's grandson's niece's dad's cousin three times removed!)
aunt's brother = uncle (dad's cousin's uncle's grandma's grandson's niece's dad's cousin three times removed!)
uncle's grandma's grandson = uncle (dad's cousin's uncle's niece's dad's cousin three times removed!)
cousin's uncle's niece = cousin (dad's cousin's cousin's dad's cousin three times removed!)
dad's cousin = cousin once removed (cousin once removed's cousin four times removed!)
cousin once removed's cousin four times removed = cousin five times removed (The number - 1st, 2nd, etc. - is indeterminable.)

So he's just your cousin five times removed. Keep it simple, stupid!

Author:  Shishu Hiwatari [ Thu May 18, 2006 10:52 pm ]
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And keep your excessive knowledge of family relations to yourself, loserbutt.

Author:  Didymus [ Thu May 18, 2006 10:55 pm ]
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Well, you listen here, Miss She Shoe! Way to not post in over a freaking month! So you finally decided that you can come back now, huh? Who do you think you are, Granny C? Or is that Granny Shi?

Author:  Acekirby [ Thu May 18, 2006 10:56 pm ]
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Well, would you look who came crawling back?

Bow down, noobs. This woman is infinitely greater than you in comebackiness.

And even then, she's a loser when compared to me.

EDIT: Oh, Didy's trying to sneak in a post, eh? You're a jabip, man.

Author:  ed 'lim' smilde [ Thu May 18, 2006 11:07 pm ]
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Wow, Acekirby is giving up early. Telling all the noobs to bow down. Goodness, I thought that guy would at least have his own house by now.

Author:  Bulldozer [ Thu May 18, 2006 11:36 pm ]
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Acekirby wrote:
Bow down, noobs. This woman is infinitely greater than you in comebackiness.


I dunno, that comeback seemed pretty generic to me. She's not living up to her reputation so far. I mean, what kind of lame insult is 'loserbutt,' anyway?

Author:  Acekirby [ Thu May 18, 2006 11:38 pm ]
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ed 'lim' smilde wrote:
Wow, Acekirby is giving up early. Telling all the noobs to bow down. Goodness, I thought that guy would at least have his own house by now.

What?

Make more sense.

Author:  Chichindrich [ Fri May 19, 2006 12:03 am ]
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I don't think you should be accusing anyone about not making sense!

Author:  DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Fri May 19, 2006 12:07 am ]
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you mom doesn't make sence

Author:  Shopiom [ Fri May 19, 2006 1:31 am ]
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Acekirby wrote:
Well, would you look who came crawling back?

Bow down, noobs. This woman is infinitely greater than you in comebackiness.


Peh. Not even. I've pwned her tons of times, and I can do it again!

Author:  Acekirby [ Fri May 19, 2006 1:37 am ]
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Yeah, but whether you pwn her is irrelevant, because I pwn you no matter who wins between you two.

Author:  Shopiom [ Fri May 19, 2006 1:41 am ]
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In your messed-up little peanut you call a mind you do! But in real life I pwn you all!

Author:  Sherlockrunner [ Fri May 19, 2006 1:43 am ]
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oh yeah well you stink so bad you haven't took a shower in 65 days ya litte old nasty pea...shooter.

Author:  Acekirby [ Fri May 19, 2006 1:48 am ]
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I bet you don't even know where you live, you blaarg.

Author:  Sherlockrunner [ Fri May 19, 2006 1:52 am ]
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oh yeah well your have the biggest butt in the world and its in distance of another GALAXY!

Author:  topofsm [ Fri May 19, 2006 1:57 am ]
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Don't make fun of women, their hindquarters are naturally larger than men's.

Author:  Sherlockrunner [ Fri May 19, 2006 1:59 am ]
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acekirby is a woman?!? well thats a shocking surpise
and if acekirby is not wasn't even talking abot women dude!

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