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Oh, great. Now I have to trade comebacks with these two losers? C'mon! Somebody give me a challenge - be me or something!

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learn to count. There are three losers here.

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(THE ABOVE USER HAS BEEN BANNED)

Oh, please, Belldozer. Me and Acerton've been comebacking before you ever even thought of joining, so I wouldn't be talkin'.

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Yeah, you've failed even more then he has! Why don't you reply to the post above you, you freakin' Shoppy!

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'Cause I got it like that. And I just did.

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That makes you living proof that age and wisdom don't always go hand-in-hand. Obviously, the only thing that being old is doing for you two is making you senile.

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Peh. Ace is the senile one 'round her. He's older than me!

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I can't believe there's ANYONE older than you. In fact, I'm surprised you aren't dead. You probably are dead...egyptian's had their brains removed for burial, which is probably what happned to you, considering your intellectual state. On the other hand, your brain is so small they probably couldn't find it to remove it.

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Considering your horrible grammar, you really shouldn't be talking - unless you meant to say that the "had their heads" (which belonged to an Egyptian) removed a "for burial," or that "happned" is actually a word, in which case you're even worse off than I thought.

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You told him, Bullhonkey!

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You go through all the trouble of fixing that post, and you still misspell "happened"? Not to mention that you still didn't capitalize Egyptians. *sigh* You really are hopeless, aren't you?

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Naw man, it wasn't any trouble at all! I know the idea sounds daunting to you, but it can be done quite easily. As for the other errors, I didn't fix them because I knew that otherwise you'd have no material for your comeback.

I can see I'm gonna have to give you better material from now on.....

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What was that about?

Wait, I need to bookmark this post. I'll save it for the Winter Forum Awards '07 for Most Pointless Post.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Parakeet, giving me material for a comeback would be considered a bad thing in this game, especially when you give me that much material. I mean, I didn't even get started on the idiocy of what you actually wrote. With all the other mistakes in there, doing that would have been total overkill.

(This assumes, of course, that that material was intentional. You're deceiving yourself if you expect anyone to believe that.)

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Yeah, you're one to talk about idiocy and overkill.

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Great generic comeback there, jeedai. No actual grounds for your claim - that's like me saying coke is better than pepsi without ever tasting either. Then again, you jeedai aren't trained to use youe wits. "There are alternatives to fighting." Good thing, too, 'cause you'd never make it, otherwise.

I do find it interesting that you chose a name that rhymes with "Jar Jar Binks." Your intelligence level matches his perfectly. (Remember - "The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.")

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Wow, look at Bulldozer thinking he's such a big man. You know what? Just for that, you're grounded.

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But Moooom! They started it! I didn't do anything! Pleeeaaase?!?

*sigh* It's the only comeback in Shopiom's arsenal that works against me...

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*puts pinky to mouth* Mwahahahahaha! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

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You're talking about generic comebacks??

more than I can say for you
Yeah, nice comeback. I've never hear this forumla before: "Your name rhymes with something.....AND you're stupid!!!"

That's just like me saying "your name is bulldozer, and you've got the brains of one!!!"

Okay actually, that wouldn't be half bad....forget what I said. Your comeback was okay.


Your name is Bulldozer...and you've got the brains of one!

<<Out of game...as for that totally pointless post up there, I was gonna post a comeback, but didn't. I accidentally hit submit without knowing it, and so I didn't even know it was there until I looked at the page again. Not that you'll care....>>





I'm not sure you wanna touch that to your mouth so soon after picking your nose.

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I'm more worried about what he'll get on his pinky after what he just did with his mouth.

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You know what, Parakeet? Shut up. You're always blabbering on about God doesn't know what, and no one really cares what you have to say. And Bulldozer, you're grounded, so you shouldn't even be posting.

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Apparently he doesn't care what you have to say.

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Are you people going to go on with that lame "family" gimmick? Give it a rest. It's tired, old, and crappy, and quite frankly, none of us want to hear about it.

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Quit talking about yourself, Kirby!

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Ace, you can stop with the "cool guy" act. Just 'cause your family disowned you doesn't mean you get to take it out on everyone else's family. It's ok though, Ace, you're not alone - we disown you, too. Wait... Yeah, I guess you technically are alone. Maybe if you grew some brains... I'd say even the size of a pea would be a substantial improvement.

On second though, just a plain old pea would probably work.

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I'm not taking it out on anyone else's family, because you're not a family, and your real family disowned you the second you were born.

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See, Ace? You're still taking it out on other families! It's not our fault your family disowned you! In fact, I don't really blame them.

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With that attitude, I'd toss you in a garbage can at birth, too.

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