The Comeback Game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stinyguy34 · **Posted:** Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:42 pm

ALL YOUR MOMS!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The Snork · **Posted:** Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:55 pm

So clever and provocative...

What's next, Tolstoy?

Beardo · **Posted:** Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:28 pm

Stinyguy34 wrote:

ALL YOUR MOMS!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Atleast I have a mom.

The Snork · **Posted:** Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:31 pm

What happened to your dad? Did he test positive for [s]ovarian cancer[/s] NON-OFFENSIVE WOMAN-SPECIFIC DISORDER?

Beardo · **Posted:** Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:26 am

Why don't you put a diaper on your face? Cause that's where all the crap's coming from.

Parlod · **Posted:** Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:09 am

OHHHHHH SSNNAAAP!!!!11

Stinyguy34 · **Posted:** Tue Oct 30, 2007 2:52 am

AT LEAST I HAVE A FACE!YOU PROBABLY HAD TO GO TO SOME PRO-MODEL PLACE TO GET YOUR FACE TO MAKE IT EVEN LOOK LIKE YOU HAD ONE!!

this-guy · **Posted:** Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:18 am

I use proper grammar, but you don't. What's with that?

Jitka · **Posted:** Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:10 am

Why do I have to keep reviving this game, you insufferable fools? Seriously, if I have to stay at this forum JUST to keep this game on the front page where it belongs, I'ma be cheesed off something turrible.

Get insulting! Now! Do it! RAAAAAAAARGH!

SEAN'D! · **Posted:** Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:37 pm

Hey mate, we don't need your ego trip.
Just because you are under the delusion that you are actually good at this game, doesn't mean you should keep reviving it.

Jitka · **Posted:** Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:35 pm

Look, Time Zone Boy, I am the literal KING AND CHAMPION of this game. No one has ever defeated me, and I have my own MINION.

No one else can say they have a minion for this game, can they? No! I win!

You lose, now give me twelve bananas and sell your car to the first homeless man you see for only his raggedy, filthy, smelly old torn porkpie hat!

SEAN'D! · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:57 am

Hey, bananas are a dying breed!
Don't you go joking about them!
And what do you mean by Time Zone Boy, crazyface?

Jitka · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2007 2:10 am

Quite simply, you live in a stupid timezone! AND hemisphere!

Summer during the WINTER months? Who DOES that?

SEAN'D! · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2007 2:22 am

It's not the winter months, joik!
It's the summer months for us!
You just don't like summer because you hate sunlight, vampire boy!

Jitka · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2007 2:26 am

No, it's the winter months for everyone, your hemisphere is just too stubborn to see reason.

And I'll have you know that sunlight is my number one source of Vitamin D! Not like you would know what Vitamin D is, you wannabe!

SEAN'D! · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2007 2:27 am

Vitamin D is what I use to punch you in the face!

Jitka · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2007 2:28 am

That might have been true if you lived in the same HEMISPHERE as me, but since you don't, I doubt your arms can reach that far, even with Vitamin D.

Plus also you're a joik.

SEAN'D! · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2007 2:29 am

At least I'm not a mega-joik who has no friends to play with!

Jitka · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2007 2:31 am

Oh, in denial much, are we? Perhaps it is YOU who has no friends! In fact, I think it's quite likely!

So, here's my plan. You get to admit defeat and put on the Loser Cape, and I'll stop ripping you and your pathetic insults to shreds with my awesome wordplay and wit. Deal? Deal.

SEAN'D! · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2007 2:33 am

I'd be a good sport and put on the Loser cape just to amuse you, but I wouldn't be able to pry it from your shoulders, seeing as it'd been there for so long.

Jitka · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2007 2:37 am

No, we keep the Loser Cape in a glass display case until the day when one person is worthy enough to be allowed to wear it. And my "friend," that day has arrived, for you have finally reached the domains of Loser-dom to which no mortal had dared ascend before.

Wear it with pride, young Loser, and know that at least you accomplished something in your miserable life.

SEAN'D! · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2007 2:40 am

I don't see why anyone would want to accept being a loser. Especially if they aren't.
Man, you just have no concept of losers and winners do you? That's just sad...

Jitka · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2007 2:44 am

See, the thing is that's why you're a loser. Right there.

It's because you can't even understand why being honored for worst loser is a good thing for someone like you. You're so pathetic that not only is worst loser the best prize you can ever hope to receive, but you don't even know how pathetic that makes you.

I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or eat cotton candy.

I'ma go with laugh, I guess.

Ha. Haha. Ha!

Acekirby · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2007 2:56 am

Here's a solution: You're both losers.

See, now everyone knows the score.

Jitka · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:00 am

You see, no, though. That's not actually true.

Well, the part about Time Zone Boy being a loser is true, but not me. You must have gotten confused there for a second. It's OK, we can't all be brilliant, and the world does need more rednecks. Don't be too hard on yourself.

ed 'lim' smilde · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:19 am

JohnTheTinyCowboy wrote:

and the world does need more rednecks.

k whatev Dr. COWBOY.

Jitka · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:21 am

ed 'lim' smilde wrote:

JohnTheTinyCowboy wrote:

and the world does need more rednecks.

k whatev Dr. COWBOY.

Oh please. Cowboy does not equal redneck.

You, on the other hand, equal redneck, Palindromio.

ed 'lim' smilde · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:24 am

JohnTheTinyCowboy wrote:

Oh please. Cowboy does not equal redneck.

You're right.
Cowboy < Redneck.
Thanks for the correction, Icecreamio.

AbuGrape45 · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:24 am

You all smell like bungholio.

Jitka · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:27 am

If not for cowboys, Ed Smelled, you would have no one to herd cattle, and all the pioneers would have starved, and we'd still be a colony of England, and Communism would have prevailed.

And as for you, Grapey, take your Beavis and Butthead jokes to a different place. We don't WANT THEM HERE!!!!!

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