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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:49 pm 
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How overwhelmingly confusing!
But also very good.
Worth the wait.
I died!

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ATTENTION H*R WIKI RAFFERS!

The following players have NOT sent PMs for this round:
Homeschool Winner
Xyzzyka Gruefrotzer
Smorky

If I do not receive PMs from you in 24 hours, you (your character) will die..

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Welcome back to RAF. Due to the fact that half the contestants did not send PMs, this round will be very filler-quality. Thou hast been warned.

We take you to a dark alley, where Ian & Xyzzyka Gruefrotzer are talking.

"Hey, wanna die?" Ian asks her.

"OK, sure! What do I have to live for?" The Frotzer mopes.

"Well, that was easy." Ian pulled out his KILLER ABSTRACT ART CANVAS OF KILLING. The paint flew off & covered Frotzer in its abstract-y spirit.
"Nooooo!!!"
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A buncha other forumers were at an iPod party. Basically everyone there comes & listens to their own iPods. Hey, don't ask me! I didn't come up with it!

"Hey guys! Guess what's on my iPod?" Mr. Kiss screamed.

"Lemme guess...KISS?" Smorky smirked.

"Wow, you must be psychic or something."

"It's quite obvious", Teh Smork said, "You dress like Paul Stanley all the time."

"And what's wrong with THAT?!" Mr. KISS screamed.

"Dude...you're addicted. This isn't an iPod party at all; it's an intervention. This whole thing was a setup."

From a distance, a distinctive "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" could be heard. It was the often-suicidal Chessman. This was the 3rd time he died.

"Oh, Chessman!" Homeschool Winner laughed. Suddenly, he had a heart attack, keeled over, & died.

"Hey, that's...too bad." Smorky said.

"ARE YOU NUTS?!?" Mr. KISS yelled. "He DIED!"

"Lotsa people die. Everyone dies eventually."

"Yeah, well, you're next." Mr.KISS pulled out a giant guitar.

"But I was gonna work on my 'lasers' tonight!" Smorky frowned.

"You won't need 'lasers' where you're going, Smorky." Mr. KISS smashed his guitar on Smorky's head.

Only Mr. KISS was left to rock & roll all nite. And party ev-uh-ry day.

That left IantheGecko & Mr. KISS to battle it out.

You have 1 week to PM me, dude.

Oh, and I'm-a gonna start taking sign-ups for Game 5. To make it easy on guest writer Normal Rorqual, there will be 10 spots open:
1. Clan rHrN
2. mathgrant
3. COLA
4. Ju Ju Master
5. The Chessman
6. Einoo
7. SEAN'D!
8. Neoguy
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10.
I will choose to sit out Game 5.

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I'll join! I have a special pistol that allows me to transform into Axel if I successfully shoot someone 20 times. It's not pink, but it's black.

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Um, you can only shoot once per round. But you're in.

And remember: Read the rules.

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IantheGecko wrote:
Um, you can only shoot once per round. But you're in.

And remember: Read the rules.


So, if I shoot successfully 20 rounds, I become Axel. And Axel's chakrams act as infinite ammo at this time.

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With 10 contestants, it's highly unlikely that one game will go on for 20 rounds. Unless everybody shoots air, of course.

Do me a favor, Clan. Summarize how to play RAF, in your own words, so I know that you know how the game works.

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IantheGecko wrote:
With 10 contestants, it's highly unlikely that one game will go on for 20 rounds. Unless everybody shoots air, of course.

Do me a favor, Clan. Summarize how to play RAF, in your own words, so I know that you know how the game works.


You shoot someone (anyone) with a gun. If they commit suicide, the shot backfires and hits you instead of them (thus it isn't successful). If you commit suicide and someone tries to shoot you, the bullet hits them instead of you. Whoever is alive wins the game. If your HP goes to 0, you are considered dead.

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Good. Now, how many times per round can each person shoot? And how many people are left when the game is over?

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Good. Now, how many times per round can each person shoot? And how many people are left when the game is over?


Once per round. 1.

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Good boy! *pats head* Here, you get a saltine.

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Good boy! *pats head* Here, you get a saltine.


And if your HP goes to 0, you are considered dead.

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There is no HP in this game. You either die, or you live. *Takes saltine back*

And Norman probably won't use the Axel thing anyway.

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Count me in!

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COUNT IN'd!

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I can do it. I can do it for the fifth time...s


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I'll play again! And I won't be suicidal... or will I?

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I dunno....

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Alright, I guess I'm in.

My "gun" is throwing a brick at someone.

I'ma go read the rules now.......

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I'm in yet again.
This time i have my killer...
shoe... horn.
My Killer Shoe HORN!

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You both are added.

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my weapon will be.... [s]Chuck Norris[/s] umm.... a MiniGun, a 6000 Rounds per minute six barreld Weapon.

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Could I join? My weapon would be a supressed sniper rifle.

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Yep, you're in!

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Thak you. *Bows* let me know when the first round begins.

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When Game 4 is done. There should be one more round left.

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got it. *[s]stalks[/s]...er, I mean waits*

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Can I join, or do you want me to stay out of the story for this round?

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Clan rHrN wrote:
Axel's chakrams


I think they're called Disks....

Hmm...lets see if i live...can i be in?

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