If someone did, only 1 person would be alive to claim them!
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Fri Sep 02, 2005 11:23 pm ] |
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If someone did, only 1 person would be alive to claim them!
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| Author: | Black Metal [ Fri Sep 02, 2005 11:33 pm ] |
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Mu wa ha ha ha. Nothing can defeat the blockian turret! 
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Fri Sep 02, 2005 11:56 pm ] |
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3 Days Later... Puhples sits alone in his truck, somewhere near the Wyoming border. "Man, I have GOT to get a better truck! This one is CRAP! And I'm out of gas‽ ARGLE-BARBLE-BIBBLE!!!!" Puhples goes crazy & accidentally drives his truck onto a train track. A train kills him. STRANGE SUICIDE'd! Back in Nowhere Land, Ju Ju decides something different. "Hmmm...think I'll shoot some air." Ju Ju fires his CD-R Bazooka once... A stray CD-R flies just past the head of Black Metal down the street. He is modeling for someone's CGNU art test. "Was that YOU, Ju Ju‽ I'm gonna KILL you!" Black Metal does the knife business on Ju Ju Master. He is the only person left! Conga rats to you, BM. OK, next round is open for 14 spots-because I will join in the fun! Sign up now... |
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| Author: | Ju Ju Master [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 12:14 am ] |
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Hey! I said I wanted to use a peiceof cabbage! poor cabbage, never got a chance to shine... I'm saying we shoudl have atrophy so if you win a roudn you get a trophy (One trophy per player, even if you win twice) Anyways, I'll play again. |
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| Author: | Smorky [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 12:17 am ] |
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I'll play again. This time, my weapon will be a laser shark. |
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| Author: | Homeschool Winner [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 12:59 am ] |
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Ooh! I'd like to play again! I suppose I'll use Ol' Gummy again. Oh, and for this game, I have trophies: 
Although, I suppose we only need the first place trophy. So anyways, if you want to use those, Ian, you're welcome to them! |
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| Author: | Shishu Hiwatari [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 1:09 am ] |
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DANGIT. I was thinking nobody would shoot me, and nobody else would shoot Homeschooler Winner. Man...was I wrong..... I'd like to sign up for the next round . |
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| Author: | Color Printer [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 1:44 am ] |
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I'll play! |
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| Author: | Puphles [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 1:47 am ] |
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I'll sign up again. This is a fun game. STRANGE SUICIDE'd! |
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| Author: | SEAN'D! [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 1:49 am ] |
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I'll try this one too. |
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| Author: | Exhibit A [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 2:30 am ] |
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I'll go again, too. My weapon this time is a blowgun with poison darts. |
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| Author: | SuperNova [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 4:14 am ] |
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Ill play. I use the voo doo doll. |
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| Author: | Snailmail [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 5:46 am ] |
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I'ma be in the join type... dealie. |
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| Author: | Ju Ju Master [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 2:01 pm ] |
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Ogh, I';ve decided my new weapon: A Super Question Machine that blows up when you yell "FUNTIME 11!" It's great. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 6:36 pm ] |
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The deadline for new players in Game 2 is 9:00 PM MST Sunday! Hurry! |
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| Author: | Neo [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 7:44 pm ] |
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I'm in! My wepon is a dripping meat crossbow. (go kol!) |
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| Author: | Einoo T. Spork [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 7:49 pm ] |
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I use a spork of DOOM! |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 9:51 pm ] |
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2 more spots left! |
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| Author: | SEAN'D! [ Sun Sep 04, 2005 12:41 am ] |
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I'll use my new, super cool jacket to cool them to death. |
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| Author: | Black Metal [ Sun Sep 04, 2005 1:19 am ] |
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I won't enter this one, but I think that when there are four rounds or so, you should do a champions round. |
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| Author: | Snailmail [ Tue Sep 06, 2005 10:44 pm ] |
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Man, no one is joining, Waaaaaahhh! Now I won't be able to say "Look at me, I'm a winner!" |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:57 am ] |
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If no one else signs up by 9:00 MST tomorrow night, we'll start Game 2. |
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| Author: | Snailmail [ Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:44 am ] |
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HOORAY! |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:43 am ] |
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Once again we return to the little Colorado town... this time, in an alternate universe, where people...are, um, different. So anyway, Mayor Thomas Grant decided that there were too many people around, so to balance out the universe, he is arranging for 13 people to be killed. Those people happen to live in his little town of Morrison, so they must kill one another until one is left! The list of people on the proverbial "chopping block" are as follows: IantheGecko Ju Ju Master Smorky Homeschool Winner Shishu Hiwatari Color Printer Puhples SEAN'D! Exhibit A SuperNova Snailmail BTG Einoo Neo PM or IM me with your choices & weapons ASAP! |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:28 am ] |
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Waiting on 4 more people... |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:21 am ] |
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Waiting on Supernova...24 more hours.. |
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| Author: | SEAN'D! [ Wed Sep 21, 2005 1:31 pm ] |
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I think its time enough now... |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Fri Sep 23, 2005 5:09 am ] |
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It was another lovely day in Morrison, but unfortuantely, so many people stayed at Red Rocks that the town was incredibly overpopulated. Something had to be done...eventually. IantheGecko was working on another piece of lovely spinart, in tribute to his favorite band EVER, Blue Man Group. "Aaahhhh, now to spin the canvas and add the blue!" Ian gave the canvas a good spin & sprayed on some blue spray paint. But the canvas kept spinning. "Oh, no! It's out of control! ARGLE-BARGEL-BUBBLE!" The canvas spun so fast that it spun off the ball bearings like a killer ceiling fan, slicing through Ian's neck like a Ginsu Gold knife. Teh Gecko was no more... ***** Ju Ju Master was teaching his Ju Ju class at the town Ju Ju dojo, cabbage pieces in hand. "Ju Ju Student must be one with cabbage, for cabbage is volatile vegetable. A violent hand creates chaos, but a gentle hand produces defense." Suddenly the little bitty cabbage piece grew 8 feet. "ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!" Ju Ju Master ran as fast as he could to escape the monstrous vegetable. "Bad cabbage! BAD!" But even the Master was no match for Kabbage Kong, who quickly caught him & gulped him down in his cabbage-y belly. Clearly, Ju Ju Master was no legend... ***** Puhples, Color Printer, and Homeschool Winner had a grudge. Against the atmosphere. "This stupid air! Why does it have to be everywhere?" "I KNOW! Why can't we all live underwater, like sharks?" "AIR MUST DIE!!! I'm-a gonna KILL it!" The Winner whipped out his lead 6-shooter. "EAT TRANSITION METAL, YOU NON-NOBLE GAS!" Homeschool shot high up in the sky. "Yarr, never works..." The bullet happened to land just a few inches away from Neo, who was loading up his Dripping Meat Crossbow. "The Anti-Air Alliance has gone too far! Homeschool Winner must be taken care of." Neo picked up his Dripping Meat Crossbow, & headed for the self-storage complex. ***** Meanwhile, Smorky was calibrating the "lasers" for his Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads. "Hmm...what color should the 'lasers' be? How about Classic Glowing Red?" Smorky adjusted the necessary, um, thingies in his machines to get the red color. Don't ask me what they are. Smorky's the "laser" expert here. However, the red was SO bright, it burned out Smorky's retinas. "HOLY CABOOSES! MY EYES! MY GORGEOUS EYES!!!" Smorky stumbled around his Underground Lair before falling into the Tank of Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads. I guess you could say he had no...vision for his experiments? *Mike Myers laugh* Eh, he he he...uuhhh... ***** Back in town, Neo showed up at Homeschool's rental. "Listen, Bub! You've gotta stop hating on air!" "NEVER! For way too long, air has infected the Earth with its gaseousness. WATER SHALL RULE!!!" "Water, eh?" Neo raised his crossbow. "Drink this, fish boy." Neo pulled the trigger on his Dripping Meat Crossbow, sending dripping meat into Homeschool's mouth. One particular piece of lamb severed his windpipe, freeing Homeschool from the evils of air. Homeschool lay dead and breathless, stuffed with meat. The Winner had finished dead last... ***** Snailmail & Einoo were at a Cheese-Eating Party. "This is some AWESOME cheese, 'noo!" "Thanks, Snailmail! My sporky friends helped me spork it." "It's always the sporks with you." "I AM a spork! What do you expect?!?" "Yeah, but you're not a Smurf." "What's wrong with them?" "Nothing, I was just-" "NOBODY MOVE!" BTG burst in with his pair of 50-gauge pistols. "GIMME ALL YOUR CHEESE IN A PORTABLE COOLER OR THE FONDUE POT GETS IT!!!" "Now, wait just a cottage-pickin' minute!" Snailmail yelled. "Why would you put CHEESE in a cooler?" "Don't ask me how I do things! My name is a location!" Einoo & Snail pulled out their Miniguns. "YOU WILL NEVER TAKE OUR CHEESE!!!" With one fire from each cheese eater, Beyond the Grave was headed to his grave. "That takes care of that. How about some Tillamook?" "Yes, PLEASE!" ***** Shishu was the Sushi Queen of Morrison, Colorado. Then again, she had the only sushi place in town, so it didn't really count. Anyway, one customer placed an order for fugu, a highly toxic pufferfish. "I'd better get this right this time! That food poisoning lawsuit nearly shut me down." Shishu carefully sliced the fugu down to the tiny, non-poisonous sliver. "I'm hungry...don't wanna let all this fish go to waste..." Sadly, and absent-mindedly, Shishu ate the entire rest of the fugu meat, killing her within 15 minutes. "But that Simpsons episode said I had 22 hours!" SEAN'D! and Exhibit A waited in the tables of Shishu's restaurant. "What's taking her so long? I want my fugu!" SEAN'D! banged on the table hungrily. Exhibit A sipped a little tea. "Patience, grasshopper." "You've been around that Ju Ju Master again, haven't you?" "Yes, I have." "What's so special about him, anyway?" "He knows the art of fighting with cabbage pieces. I have a brown belt." "Well, good for you." SEAN'D! smirked. "Hey, wanna Swiss Army Knife?" "Sure! I have a collection in my living room." "I meant in your jugular vein, idiot!" SEAN'D! threw his Swiss Army Knife into Exhibit A's jugular like a bull's-eye dart. Almost by reflex, Exhibit A whipped out a piece of cabbage & chucked it like a throwing star into SEAN'D!'s eye. The lesson here: LEAVE RED ROCKS ONCE THE CONCERT'S OVER! Oh, & killing people is wrong. Still Alive: Color Printer Puhples Snailmail Einoo Neo PM me with your choices, alive people! |
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| Author: | SEAN'D! [ Fri Sep 23, 2005 5:16 am ] |
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w00t! That was worth the wait! I died and killed! Go Swiss Army Knife! |
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| Author: | Norman Rorqual [ Fri Sep 23, 2005 3:32 pm ] |
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Dag, yo. This stuff's confusing. You have the most bizarre sense of humor ever; and it's like the funninest thing on the forum. I hope i have a chance to get in next time... lucky these games are over so fast |
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