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FireBird
 Post subject: A Day In The Life Of...
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:18 pm 
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Okay. Here go another game.

A Day in The Life of Ned

You play the role of Ned, a young man out of college working at the movie theater concession stand. Ned has a simple life, except for one twist...

...YOU control his life!!! (Mwu-ha-ha.)

Follow format:
User 1 wrote:
Wednesday, 6:02 A.M: Ned wakes up.

User 2 wrote:
Wednesday, 6:15 A.M: Ned brushes teeth.

User 3 wrote:
Wednesday, 6:35 A.M: Dog gnaws Ned's face off on his way to work.

Got it?

Rules:
1. Your action has to occur after the time of the post above.

2. Don't make him die.

3. Keep it moving like a story: If a dog gnaws Ned's face off, don't make him go see a movie! Make him go to the hospital, doctor, etc. instead.

4. Go.

[b]Wednesday, 6:00 A.M.:[/b] Ned wakes up.

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Smorky
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Do we need to write everything that happens to him, or can we skip him brushing his teeth and stuff every day?
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Smorky wrote:
Do we need to write everything that happens to him, or can we skip him brushing his teeth and stuff every day?

Whatever you want to happen to him, make it happen.

Just follow rules.

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6:02 AM: Ned starts to walk to his drwarer, but falls down on the way, falling asleep again.
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Wednesday, 8:00 A.M: Ned wakes up again and realizes that he is late for work
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Wednesday, 8:30 am: Ned crashes his car into a gas truck, effectively killing himself and the driver of the truck. He then wakes up, finding himself in a traffic jam.

Edit: In case you can't tell he fell asleep in the car, and had a dream.

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Rhin Beoulve wrote:
Wednesday, 8:30 am: Ned crashes his car into a gas truck, effectively killing himself and the driver of the truck. He then wakes up, finding himself in a traffic jam.


???

Wednesday, 8:35 am: Ned manages to get to the theater in one piece.

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Wednesday, 8:40 AM: Ned is fired for being over an hour late.
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Wednesday, 9:00 AM: Ned drives around looking for a job.

(This game sounds like it is going to be fun)

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Wednesday, 9:30 AM: Ned runs over a cat
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Wednesday, 9:31 AM: Ned checks if the cat is okay

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Hey, welcome Jogy! Have fun here. The Netherlands, eh? Must be fun living there....you know....because of the.....umm.....French....?
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Wednesday, 9:32 AM: The cat is okay. It claws his face off.
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Wednesday, 9:33 AM: Holding the tattered pieces of his bleeding face together, Ned jumps in his car.
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Wednesday, 9:35 Am: Not being able to hold his face and drive at the same time, Ned Crashes

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Hey, welcome Jogy! Have fun here. The Netherlands, eh? Must be fun living there....you know....because of the.....umm.....French....?
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Wednesday, 5:00 PM: Ned wakes up in the hospital
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5:02 PM: Ned gets up and leaves the hospital, despite the fact taht he has a broken leg and doctors are schasing after him, yelling"Come back! you're still in surgery!"
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5:03 pm: The doctor chases after him, catches him, (which isn't that hard to do with a guy who has broken leg,) and puts him back into his hospital bed.

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6:00 PM: Ned gets sick after eating his hospital dinner
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7:00 PM: His girlfriend had had a date planned with him. She finds out he is in the hospital. She comes over to the hospital and asks for him to be released. They inform her that he cannot be let go. As her own small form of protest, she sits outside his hospital bedroom, takes out her guitar and performs "Dear Prudence" over and over again.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?
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Location: At an Axe Gauntlet concert, booing Axe Gauntlet off the stage
7:05 PM: A nurse is driven insane from the constant music and starts riding a stretcher down the hallway, quoting Homsar.

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7:06 P.M. - The nurse's stretcher crashes into a vending machine, breaking it open. Dozens of Barq's Root Beers start pouring out.

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7:07 PM: The root beers, obviously shaken from the impact, start flooding the hospital. The entire building must be evacuated.

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7:11 P.M. - The root beer flood sweeps up Ned's hospital bed, and it brings Ned outside.

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7:15 P.M. Ned starts to drink root beer while he is almost bleeding to death

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Location: At an Axe Gauntlet concert, booing Axe Gauntlet off the stage
7:30 PM: The hospital patients are each relocated to one of the two other local hospitals, one well-funded and one poorly-funded. Ned is taken to the poorly-funded one, where dinner is the roaches that live under the beds.

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8:19 PM: Using his creative thinking skills he has mastered from playing too many text adventure games, he manages to escape from the hospital and hire a taxi.

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9:00 PM: After a long taxi ride, Ned returns home to discover that his girlfriend and fambly have organized a Welcome-Back party for him.

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9:31 P.M. Ned chokes on cake.

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 Post subject: Leave Ned alone!
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9:32 PM: Ned's girlfriend is giving him CPR, because she doesn't want to return him to the hospital.

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9:33 PM: Ned returns to our world. He is very happy that his girlfriend is the one giving him CPR.

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