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| Author: | SEAN'D! [ Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:56 am ] |
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Tuesday, 1:00 Ned finally arrives home, and decides to have a pasta for lunch. So, he scratches his arm stump and goes to get a pasta ready. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:20 pm ] |
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1:30 pm - Ned's obnoxious fat neighbor eats Ned's pasta while he's not looking. |
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| Author: | Ju Ju Master [ Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:16 pm ] |
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1:35: After Ned's obnoxious fat neighbor finishes eating, he falls down on Ned's table and breaks it. |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Fri Sep 09, 2005 11:50 am ] |
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Tuesday, 2:00. The police think that Ned hurt Neds fat neighbor, and he gets a sentance. |
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| Author: | DumDeDum [ Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:13 pm ] |
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2:00The sentence says: "You have a sentence in jail" |
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| Author: | The Tire [ Sat Sep 10, 2005 12:19 am ] |
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Tuesday, 2:02 p.m. Ned thanks the police for the sentence and walks away. With his newfound knowledge of sentences and lack of pasta he returns home, ready for his interview in 24 hours. |
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| Author: | Ju Ju Master [ Sat Sep 10, 2005 1:36 am ] |
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Tuesday 2:05: Ned reads his sentence again and notices it just says "A sentence in jail!" (One might call it a sentence fragment) |
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| Author: | The Tire [ Wed Sep 14, 2005 11:32 pm ] |
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Tuesday, 2:20 p.m. Ned eats leftover pizza. Fearing electrocution, Ned skips the microwave and eats it cold. |
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| Author: | Ju Ju Master [ Wed Sep 14, 2005 11:50 pm ] |
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2:25 Ned gets pnemonia from the cold pizza. |
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| Author: | Occasional JD [ Thu Sep 15, 2005 3:40 am ] |
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2:30: Ned's friend Johny comes over and see's Ned. |
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| Author: | Ju Ju Master [ Thu Sep 15, 2005 8:42 pm ] |
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2:31: upon entering, Johnny says "Here's JOHNNY!" |
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| Author: | Occasional JD [ Thu Sep 15, 2005 10:19 pm ] |
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2:32 Johny kicks Ned to see if he will wake up from the deep coma enduced by the pnemonia. |
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| Author: | gone [ Sun Sep 18, 2005 7:32 am ] |
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2:40: Ned wakes up from Jonny kicking him, and, as getting up, he slips and crahes into the kitchen table, leaving him unconciouse again. |
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Sun Sep 18, 2005 7:18 pm ] |
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4:00 Ned wakes up, puts on a ski mask pulls out a shotgun and starts shooting everyone in sight |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Sun Sep 18, 2005 7:22 pm ] |
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4:05 It turns out it was that guy named Voorhees that stated doing it. Ned goes to jail. |
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Sun Sep 18, 2005 7:34 pm ] |
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5:00 a typo gets ned out of jail |
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| Author: | InvaderTK [ Sun Sep 18, 2005 7:38 pm ] |
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5:30 Typo brings about a bigger issue than Ned expected creating an entire national issue. This issue spreads to the whole of the world creating global pandemony. The entireity(sp?) of global civilization collapses all in a matter of 30 minutes. |
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Sun Sep 18, 2005 7:40 pm ] |
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6:00 ned hijacks an alien spaceship and destroys the problem |
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| Author: | InvaderTK [ Sun Sep 18, 2005 7:43 pm ] |
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6:05 Ned discovers that by setting the death ray to "Destroy the problem" the only way to do so was to destroy the earth. Ned begins to feel lonely, questing the universe in search of companionship. Decides now might be a good time to make a turkey sandwich. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Sun Sep 18, 2005 7:43 pm ] |
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7:00 Ned is shot dead by BTG |
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| Author: | InvaderTK [ Sun Sep 18, 2005 7:47 pm ] |
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8:00 Ned wakes up in an enourmous lake, a fish hook caught on his shirt. He gets pulled up to see God. He is wearing a flannel shirt and a beer hat. God lifts him from the water and says "Now is not your time. Go back. Ned sees several passed on relatives waving. He awakens in a pool of his own blood. "Man, I hate when this happens." |
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:20 pm ] |
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8:05 ned vacumes up the blood |
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| Author: | gone [ Sun Sep 18, 2005 10:54 pm ] |
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8:15 Vacume explodes, because it was not meant to slurp up so much blood |
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Sun Sep 18, 2005 10:56 pm ] |
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8:16 strong sad shows up and everything becomes more awsome |
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| Author: | Wigeon [ Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:18 pm ] |
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8:26: Strong Sad drowns in the blood. |
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:40 pm ] |
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9:00 ned goes to play peasents quest |
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| Author: | tennessee10 [ Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:47 pm ] |
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8:45pm, Ned drags strong sad's dead body into his closet.He is granted an Xbox that will stay with him no matter what.He also sees that the neighbors made a time machine.He uses it to time warp 4 hours,15 minutes into the future.{for those that can't do time well, that's wednesday,1:00 pm} |
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| Author: | gone [ Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:52 pm ] |
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8:26 Ned realises he went back in time, just before Strong Sad drownds in blood, and saves him. Strong Sad lives a happy life. |
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Mon Sep 19, 2005 12:26 am ] |
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9:00 Ned listens to experimental flm on a cd he just burned with the volume all the way up, and his ear drums a splode |
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| Author: | gone [ Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:28 am ] |
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10:00 Ned wakes up at the hospital, after the Doctors have finished apmutating his ears. Now Ned can never hear again. |
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