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2:10: Ned foolishly brings all of his earnings in cash onto his boat, causing it to sink and make the money all soggy.

Good thing he has a credit card with the same amount of money in it.


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2:11: Ned realizes he can;'t swim, so he hangs onto what is left of the boat to wait for someone to save him.


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Ned washes up on a desert island where his money is worthless.

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Friday, 8:45, 3 years later: Ned sees a boat on the horizon, so he makes up a fire and starts waving.


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9:00 BURNS ALL THE RUM ON THE FIRE!!!!!

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9:45 Ned gets rescued by pirates. He is forced to clean their ship.


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10:00 Ned discovers he's really bad at ship-cleaning. Offers to cook food instead.

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10:01: The pirates get mad at him for implying that he think's their cook is bad, and they throw him into the sea. Luckily, Ned has learnt to swim by now.


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10.05: Ned decides to swim to Mongolia. Gets lost somewhere in the Atlantic. Asks passing U-Boat for directions.

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Ned finds that they are a band of missfits that are on there way to Madagascar. They offer to let him come.

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10:15 Ned learns about the beauty of capital letters.


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10:30 Ned falls overboard.

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Isn't bad stuff supposed to happen to him, stop making him so good.

Hence the fact God took everything back. ;)

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11:00 After floating around for a while, Ned is caught in a fishing boat's net. After struggling for a while he falls unconsious. He wakes up in a sushi resteraunt.

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One of the customers tries to eat him.

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Isn't bad stuff supposed to happen to him, stop making him so good.

Hence the fact God took everything back. ;)

I wasn't talking about you. You were good. I'm just saying, if you make good stuff happen to him, like some other people are doing, it won't be fun/funny. YEESH! Stop feeling guilty, HE'S JUST A CHARACTER!

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Friday, 11:13 pm:
The customer shouts: Waiter! There's a guy in my soup!


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11:15: The customer gets thrown out of the resturaunt (literally) for being an idiot, along with Ned. Unfortunately, the customer (named James) had undried super glue on him, and when they both got up and tried to walk, they couldn't, as they were stuck together.


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11:20: Ned and James, still stuck to eachother, stumble into an open manhole.


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11:20:01: James manages to catch hold of the ladder. Ned is hanging underneath him.

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Friday 11:22 am: James pulls his spare head out of his bag and attaches it to Ned's torso. "That'll be five dollars."

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Ned only has $3 and only gets 3/5 of the head

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god strikes ned with lightning, sets him on fire, stabs him repeatedly, and steals from him

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11:31: Ned starts saying crazy words, as 3/5 of a head is only 2/5 of a brain, and that's not enough to think correctly.


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11:45 Ned returns to normal. But then he is hit by a tomato.

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12:00 am: Ned wakes up, having been knocked out for 15 minutes after getting hit on the head by a tomato.

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god strikes ned with lightning and sets him on fire.he takes pity on him and gives him a whole head.{I'll only do this if it's been a long time without healing him}

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12:15 Ned and James finally get out of that hole

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They decide to go and try and get surgery so they can be apart again

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1:00 After walking awkwardly for a while, they get to a surgeon's office to find it closed.

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