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Author:  Wigeon [ Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:59 am ]
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2:10: Ned foolishly brings all of his earnings in cash onto his boat, causing it to sink and make the money all soggy.

Good thing he has a credit card with the same amount of money in it.


TOTOTOTOTOTPD!

Author:  Ju Ju Master [ Sat Sep 24, 2005 1:51 am ]
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2:11: Ned realizes he can;'t swim, so he hangs onto what is left of the boat to wait for someone to save him.

Author:  SEAN'D! [ Sat Sep 24, 2005 4:35 am ]
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Sunday, 5:00 pm
Ned washes up on a desert island where his money is worthless.

Author:  DukeNuke [ Sat Sep 24, 2005 7:32 am ]
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Friday, 8:45, 3 years later: Ned sees a boat on the horizon, so he makes up a fire and starts waving.

Author:  Occasional JD [ Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:51 am ]
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9:00 BURNS ALL THE RUM ON THE FIRE!!!!!

Author:  The Smiling Assassin [ Sat Sep 24, 2005 11:51 am ]
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9:45 Ned gets rescued by pirates. He is forced to clean their ship.

Author:  Phlip [ Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:34 pm ]
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10:00 Ned discovers he's really bad at ship-cleaning. Offers to cook food instead.

Author:  Ju Ju Master [ Sat Sep 24, 2005 2:33 pm ]
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10:01: The pirates get mad at him for implying that he think's their cook is bad, and they throw him into the sea. Luckily, Ned has learnt to swim by now.

Author:  Phlip [ Sat Sep 24, 2005 4:03 pm ]
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10.05: Ned decides to swim to Mongolia. Gets lost somewhere in the Atlantic. Asks passing U-Boat for directions.

Author:  Entropy [ Sat Sep 24, 2005 6:57 pm ]
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10:10

Ned finds that they are a band of missfits that are on there way to Madagascar. They offer to let him come.

Author:  Wigeon [ Sat Sep 24, 2005 8:07 pm ]
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10:15 Ned learns about the beauty of capital letters.

Author:  Acekirby [ Sat Sep 24, 2005 8:23 pm ]
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10:30 Ned falls overboard.

SEAN'D! wrote:
Isn't bad stuff supposed to happen to him, stop making him so good.

Hence the fact God took everything back. ;)

Author:  Phlip [ Sun Sep 25, 2005 3:38 am ]
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11:00 After floating around for a while, Ned is caught in a fishing boat's net. After struggling for a while he falls unconsious. He wakes up in a sushi resteraunt.

Author:  SEAN'D! [ Sun Sep 25, 2005 5:49 am ]
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Friday, 11:12 pm:
One of the customers tries to eat him.

Acekirby wrote:
SEAN'D! wrote:
Isn't bad stuff supposed to happen to him, stop making him so good.

Hence the fact God took everything back. ;)

I wasn't talking about you. You were good. I'm just saying, if you make good stuff happen to him, like some other people are doing, it won't be fun/funny. YEESH! Stop feeling guilty, HE'S JUST A CHARACTER!

Author:  DukeNuke [ Sun Sep 25, 2005 8:03 am ]
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Friday, 11:13 pm:
The customer shouts: Waiter! There's a guy in my soup!

Author:  Ju Ju Master [ Sun Sep 25, 2005 1:21 pm ]
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11:15: The customer gets thrown out of the resturaunt (literally) for being an idiot, along with Ned. Unfortunately, the customer (named James) had undried super glue on him, and when they both got up and tried to walk, they couldn't, as they were stuck together.

Author:  The Smiling Assassin [ Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:02 pm ]
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11:20: Ned and James, still stuck to eachother, stumble into an open manhole.

Author:  Phlip [ Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:57 pm ]
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11:20:01: James manages to catch hold of the ladder. Ned is hanging underneath him.

Author:  tennessee10 [ Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:08 pm ]
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Friday,11:21:
Ned's head explodes.

Author:  Phlip [ Mon Sep 26, 2005 1:47 am ]
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Friday 11:22 am: James pulls his spare head out of his bag and attaches it to Ned's torso. "That'll be five dollars."

Author:  Entropy [ Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:03 am ]
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Friday 11:30

Ned only has $3 and only gets 3/5 of the head

Author:  tennessee10 [ Wed Sep 28, 2005 12:35 pm ]
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god strikes ned with lightning, sets him on fire, stabs him repeatedly, and steals from him

Author:  Ju Ju Master [ Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:51 pm ]
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11:31: Ned starts saying crazy words, as 3/5 of a head is only 2/5 of a brain, and that's not enough to think correctly.

Author:  Acekirby [ Wed Sep 28, 2005 9:55 pm ]
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11:45 Ned returns to normal. But then he is hit by a tomato.

Author:  Shopiom [ Wed Sep 28, 2005 9:56 pm ]
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12:00 am: Ned wakes up, having been knocked out for 15 minutes after getting hit on the head by a tomato.

Author:  tennessee10 [ Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:08 pm ]
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12:01:
god strikes ned with lightning and sets him on fire.he takes pity on him and gives him a whole head.{I'll only do this if it's been a long time without healing him}

Author:  Jenny [ Sun Oct 02, 2005 8:17 am ]
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12:15 Ned and James finally get out of that hole

Author:  SEAN'D! [ Sun Oct 02, 2005 8:37 am ]
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They decide to go and try and get surgery so they can be apart again

Author:  Black Metal [ Sun Oct 02, 2005 12:34 pm ]
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1:00 After walking awkwardly for a while, they get to a surgeon's office to find it closed.

Author:  tennessee10 [ Sun Oct 02, 2005 1:59 pm ]
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1:01:
Ned's head explodes...again.His girlfriend calls him and tells him she's
dumping him.

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