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After walking around headless for awhile, Ned burns the super glue with acid. He is now free from James but still headless with acid burns on his skin. Because of his excessive sleep deprivation Ned decides to sleep outside the hospital till the surgeon comes back and heals his wounds.

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his knees gone, ned's legs subsequently fell off, so he grabbed a leg and beat the wolverines into submission. the pack soon regarded him as the alpha wolverine and guarded him fiercely while he awaited the surgeon

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Sat. 2:01 a.m. Ned tells the wolverines to stop attacking the surgeon in the wolverine language that he learned from 1:15 to 2:00

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The wolverines turn on him just as he comes out, fully healed.
His cell phone leaks battery acid on his legs.

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"stupid cell phone!" ned yells, and he grabs the cell to chuck it, only to realize it is covered in acid. he tosses the phone and it showers the wolverines in battery acid, the horrible stench of sizzling, mangy fur filling the air. the wolverines disappear, just like several of Ned's fingers. then his cell phone rings, and he reaches over to pick it up, but only succeeds in burning off an ear and a few more fingers. the cell phone finally melts into a puddle of goo, and the acid leaves a huge hole in the pavement.

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Ned gets a new cell phone. It oozes battery acid.He goes to a train station and lies on the tracks, still acid-burned.He hears a "Toot-toot!" in the distance.

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the acid from the phone starts eating a hole straight through the ground. ned sinks and sinks until he finds himself in hell, and from above there is the loud, distant crash of a train being derailed.

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Saturday, 3:16 AM: Using bullet time, Ned manages to avoid the bullets.
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Trogdor comes and vomits on him.then he burninates him.And remember,
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Sat. 3:25 a.m. The police take Ned to jail and clean off his dragon vomit before it kills Ned because of his intolerance. They put him in an empty cell and say his trial for wrecking a train is in 5 hours. But on the plus side, Ned finds a five dollar bill on the ground in his cell.

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Sat 0827h: Everybody in the court room starts looking at the judge strangely wondering why he'd say "unless he can escape" in a sentence, and they're so preoccupied by this they don't see Ned slipping out the back door.

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The guards throw ned in jail with no chance of parole or bail.Trogdor comes
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Ned tries to wash off the vomit in the cell's sink. Sadly Ned can't wash it off in time, his arm falls off and he gets third degree burns. A guard runs in the cell to help Ned stop his sholder from bleeding any more. Ned hits the guard with the broken-off arm and runs out of jail still holding his arm.

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Suddenly, Ned notices Stinkoman there, and is asked if he is asking for a challenge. Ned says yes, and they get ready to fight. A bear walks up and shoots Ned in his right leg, but he lives, bleeding and fighting Stinkoman.
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Ned somehow beats stinkoman.A badger comes down and rips ned's
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Another badger tears off his left leg. With no usable legs or arms, he crawls after the badgers with his teeth.
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Ned finnally reaches the badger, but then it eats his body, making him
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12:15 PM The badger kicks Ned in the junk, just for fun.

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Sat 1216h: The badger tears off Ned's third arm, which he never realised he had and is now gone. Satisfied, the badger runs away.

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Ned drags himself to the hopsical.

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Ned says:"What the crap! How did I get into the hopsical? Then where's the hospital?" After saying that, he notices that some kids are running at him trying to use his head as a ball.

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Sat. 1:20 p.m. After 19 minutes of the kids playing soccer with Ned's head. Ned learns that the kids are the arch-enemies of the appendage eating badgers. Ned makes a deal with them that if he lets them play soccer with his head for one more hour then they will get his arm, leg, and body back from the badgers. The kids also agree to piece his chewed and almost digested body parts back together.

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The Kids lie to him and instead lock him in a room that is inescapable
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Ned somehow summons a giant snake to eat the badger, but the snake ends up eating him instead.

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Ned bursts out of the snake after being nearly dissolved by the stomach
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