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11:45 Ned decides to do something constructive with his life. He takes his last 50 dollars and buys a half share of Thorax Corp.

TOTPD!

12:00 Ned revives Hilary Duff by killing teh devil.

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11:46: Unluckily for Ned, thoraxcorp goes out of business one minute later

it was bound to happen.

Is it Simulpost or just some ignorant people?

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11:50 Ned starts his own company called "FISH-R-TOAST".

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12:00 Ned eats fish and toast for lunch at his company.

12:10 He chokes on Fish. The Toast saves his life. He owes the toast.

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12:11 He gives the toast money. Toast thanks him.

12:12: Ned grants the toast three wishes. The first wish is to destroy all toasters on Earth.

12:13 The toast says that it wants Ned to burn the company down. Ned is unsure whether the toast or the evil leprechaun in his head is talking.

12:30 The company is burnt down. Toast and Ned move to Britan to avoid suspicons.

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12:31 The toast says " Ok so Clan rhren of whatever his name is, Is blocked. So he cannot mess with your life. But tahats not the point. What I want you to do is make sure Hillary Duff NEVER becomes alive again. Nor shal she be your girlfriend. Thats not the point either. Lets do what speckdorf says for us to do. ". Ned agrees.

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12:15 A leprechaun pops out of his head and runs away. It must be the toast.

Edit: Triplepost.
so...

12:35 Ned and toast move to Great Britain.

Somulpost. I'll combine em

12:12 Ned granst the toast three wishes. The first si to destroy all fot he toasters on Earth. The second is to burn the company down,. Now Ned is unsure whether the toast or the fire-crazed leprechaun in his head is talking.

EDIT: Super simupost.

Yea. Thats where we are now.

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2:00 AM, next day: Ned and the toast fly in to the airport in Britain and meet a security guard. Guard interrogates them.

2:05 Ned realizes it's his old friend. They go to Britan together.

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2:10 the toast says "We're already in Britain, foo gangsta yo!" Ned is confused.

2:20 Ned decides to move back to America. Toast attacks the security guard.

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2:30 Toast paints itself.

2:21 They both realize that it's like a scene from The Matrix. Ned starts dodging bullets.

Edit: Smorkysimulpost. Use mine. It makes more sense.

2:24: The toast wins, but then gets "buttered up" by a ladytype, who then captures him in a big and sticks him in a toaster.

2:35 Toast paints himself, while he tries to shoot Ned. Ned goes all matrixy. Toast wins the fight, but then gets eaten.

COMBINE'D!

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2:40 The ladytype hit the button that makes the toast come out. The ladytype fell in love with the slightly toasted toast.

2:40 Clan eats the toast.

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2:41 Everybody leaves clan on Britain, wondering how he popped out of nowhere and into the story, with the not eaten toast. They get onto the plane to leave.

2:45 Clan follows them and wishes to be with Ned as his roomie. Ned thinks hesitantly, because he ALMOST graduated from college, and he's got Myrrh for a roommate too...

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2:45 Ned is not affected by Clan rHrN's post.

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2:50 Ned is still thinking...

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2:50 Ned is not affected by Clan rHrN's Post.

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