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8:35 His suit catches on fire, and jumps into a massive barrel of gasoline, thinking it's water

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8:40, the Gasoline fire on a monster faerie puts out the fire.

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8:59 Ned wakes up from a dream. He is actually spilling his cup of hot coffee on his black tuxedo, in his work office

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Tuesday, 9:59: Ned's head explodes.That's it.

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11:00: Ned wakes up again. He was having yet another dream. "Jeez, how much more is going to happen to me?" he says before punching himself in the face involenterily.

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11:20 After he brutually bludgeoned himself to blood, he wraps a whole roll of toilet paper over his face to stop the bleeding.

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May 5, 11:21 2099: Ned, after being granted immortality, catches on fire for 93 years. He is then torn apart by a badger and IS NOT in a dream.

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11:30: Ned gets his brain ripped out of his skull by Dr. Loboto(by the way, he's from Psychonauts)

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11:31 - Ned starts attacking people because of lack of continutity. Loboto fearfully gives him his brain back even though he probably got killed when he fell off Thorny Tower(that may or may not have happened.). Ned decides to go to the market and buy some poptarts instead.

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12:00: Ned' brain regrows after a 29-minute rampage.

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12:04 Ned is hit by a tranqulizer dart. He gets arrested for going on a rampage and is thrown into jail.

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12:05: god comes and gets Ned out of jail. He becomes his copilot, but then they get lost in the mountains and Ned has to eat him.

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12:35 Ned met a very friendly group of mountain lobsters


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12:36 The mountain lobsters invite Ned to play ninepins with them and Rip van Winkle.

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15:23, A lobster told Ned some corny joke, Nobody laughed, the lobster's dream to be in showbiz was crushed, he then go to medical school


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15:24: Ned dies, goes to hell, catches fire, then gets sent back for burning the place down, so satan has to stay with ned as punishment.

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12:56 ned gets bored of satan's stories of how he started off as renting a room in the underworld and worked his way to the top, he pulls out the pistol he always carries and shoots satan, and then escapes into an alleyway.


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13:37 Ned ran into a microwave salesman with no past and nothing left to lose


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ned realises the clock has struck 13 so he reads 1984 to find a way to change things back.


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Ned woke up from a several hour nap to recover from all these ridiculous injuries.

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7:21:00.0000000000001:Ned's head explodes, and it cannot grow back and he can't get a new one, but he's still alive.

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Ned decides to get married..

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7:30 The girl he was going to marry dumps him because he still has no head.


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08:00 Ned may not be able to get a new head, but he assembled all the parts of his old head and glued it back to his neck, good as new. And it's hyperglue, so it can never EVER explode again. He asked his girlfriend to get married again, she said yes, and they got married. Then he won a million dollars.


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08:30: Ned finds out he is pregnant. No, not his [s]ex-[/s]wife. Him

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08:56 Ned used his million dollars for his future son's college funds


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9:00 ned pukes on his wife witch kills her

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9:01 Ned stares at a wall for an hour hoping for it to move.

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