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It was a trampoline. You jump on it and go right to the mooooooooooon!

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Location: Imagining all the people living life in peace.
You jumped over the moon. The cow crashes into you from the other side. You get knocked out. The cat plays a sad song on his fiddle, and the dish and the spoon break up.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?


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You can't jump over it. It's too big.

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It's a little beetle, it wonders why you want to fight it, so you step on it instead.

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie


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It's a frog. You talk for a while then it starts to lick you. Weird'd out...

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It was a were-toaster. It bites you and you become one.

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Nothing happens! *gasp*

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You do nothing. You fall over from bordeom

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It's a badger.
Um... badgers cannot talk.

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie


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It was a mushroom. The badgers song comes to mind...

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It was a new Foriegn Exchange Student. You do not understand a word he says.

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Location: He remembered Socks!
you begin to pound away at it, you stop and look at it, it was your mother.

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It was a barbed wire fence. You do not make it over. Instead, you land in an uncomfortable position.

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it was the grand canyon, you landed in the river and married a fish.

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It's a bomb that's voice activated. YOUR HEAD A SPLODE.

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It's a crouching Greggo. You make a hammer materialize out of nowhere, but he isn't damaged. finally he stands up and you send him flying.
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It's a door. It gets mad at you and falls on you. Sucks.

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It was a mine. You land on it and your HEAD A SPLODE.

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I was a sprinkler system. Now it looks like you peed your pants. HA HA.

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It's me. You're seen talking to me and everyone thinks you're cool now. Score!

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It was the Nile River. You fall in it.

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It was Muhammad Ali. He beats the crap out of you.

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It was The Rolling Stones Greatest Hits CD. It sings you weird songs

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It was a wall, you get knocked out when you wake up you find it's not there.

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Location: The island. Where and when that is I cannot say...
it was a bar of soap. This is the only fight you've ever been in where you end up cleaner at the end.

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It was a bad book. It tells you have long boring stories that have no meaning whatsoever. You fall asleep and it gives you paper cuts. Ouch.

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Location: Where do you think? Right here sitting at my computer. DUH!
It was a Gorillaz CD, it's music of sure awesomeness is better than you.
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It was a Gorillaz CD, it's music of sure awesomeness is better than you.
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turns out it was the librarian. she says shhh, and you go to look up the meening of the word 'Parapets'

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It was the world. You wonder how that was physically possible, but then you just forget about it.

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It was a robot. It squashes you but somehow you end up deactivating it.

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