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 Post subject: The Path of Clan
PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 11:27 pm 
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You decide whether Clan is a hero or a villain.

Three choices shall be made, one for each situation. After the person below chooses, they must make a situation and three choices to see if Clan becomes good or evil.

I'll begin.

Clan finds himself in a Forum Dungeon. He sees a flask. There are no obvious exits, and the only exit is north.

1. Go north (Neutral)
2. Stay where you are to expect something (Good)
3. Get ye flask and burn it in the stomach acids of Azathoth (Evil)

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 11:30 pm 
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Hmmm, where have I heard of this idea before?
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Beyond the Grave wrote:
Hmmm, where have I heard of this idea before?
~Picture of a boring game~


Bleh. I didn't like that game. I own it, and I think it sucks. XD

Toastpaint.

Get ye flask and burn it in the stomach acids of Azathoth (Evil)?

A creature comes out, and asks for help, what dost thou do?

1) Help it. (Good)
2) Kick it! (Evil)
3) YOUR HEAD A SPLODE! (Neutral) X3

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Kick it!

It die.
you decide what to do with the creature
A. Eat it! (evil)
B. Bury it and give it a proper burial(good)
C Leave it for the critters (neutral)

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A.Eat it.

You bite off its head first. Then you sink your teeth into its... I'm going to skip forward a bit...

You find an old lady in a cottage. You see Trogdor on the horizon. He is headed for the cottage. Do you...
A. Warn the lady about her impending doom? (Good)
B. Scream and run away like a frightened little girl? (Nuetral)
C. Break into the cottage, take the lady's purse, barricade the door from the outside, and run as fast as criminally possible? (Evil)


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scream and run away like a little gurl!
You scream and jet pack away to safety, the house gets totally burninated.

you see a plane going to crash, what should 1 do?
evactuate everyone from the ship(good)
put a trampoline at the bottom(neutral)
destroy both engines and laugh at the plane, while doing somersaults(evil)

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Location: Hey! I'm looking for some kind of trangly thing!
That trampoline thing.

The plane crashes into the ship in a fireball that can be seen from space. Your attempt at saving them with a trampoline fails miserably.

A mysterious stranger emerges from the wreckage, seemingly untouched by the catastrophe. What do you do?

(1) punch him in the jaw? (evil)
(2) offer medical assistance? (good)
(3) run away and scream like a little girl? (pathetic)

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Location: An underground fortress in Stu's backyard
Offer medical assistance.

While that guy is in the hospital, you see the Temple of Yog Sothoth.

What do you do?

1. Burn the Temple of Yog Sothoth and steal the Sword of Nylarthotep. (Evil)
2. Build a fence to keep the Temple of Yog Sothoth safe (Neutral)
3. Ask COLA for details on the Temple of Yog Sothoth (Good)

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:07 pm 
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the first one

clan dies

1) you die(good)
2) you die (neutral)
3) you die (evil)

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The first one

Clan goes into Heaven, and God resurrects him.

The Sword of Nylarthotep is nowhere to be found. Shippinator Mandy is right beside you.

What do you do?
1) Find it. (Evil)
2) Follow Shippinator Mandy to where she is going. (Good)
3) Do absolutely nothing. (Neutral)

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Follow Mandy (stalk stalk stalk)

Mandy sees you, and wants to kill you, what do you do?

Talk it out like civilized people (Good!)
Call Yata-Garasu to fly you away to dominate the earth! (Evil)
Let her kill you? (Neutral)

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:44 pm 
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WHAT THE HECK IS WITH ALL OF THE LOVECRAFT MYTHOS REFERENCES???!!!!??!!?!?!?!

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Let her kill you

Clan hasn't been civilized enough to talk it out like a civilized person.
But he's on the wayis he a he? Or a she. because the liking of Yu-Gi-Oh, and the Hillary Duff make it confusing

Clan died. Unfortunately, he's now on Forum to the Future, which will be done...in the future. Well, everyone makes fun of him, because of his used to being a spammer. And he says "Well, I'm the best spammer because I'm getting better! And when does that ever happen to spammers?!?" Which is true. not

1) Kill them *bad*
2) Stand there *neutral*
3) Explain to them how he is doing better*GOOD*

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Let her kill you

Clan hasn't been civilized enough to talk it out like a civilized person.
But he's on the wayis he a he? Or a she. because the liking of Yu-Gi-Oh, and the Hillary Duff make it confusing

Clan died. Unfortunately, he's now on Forum to the Future, which will be done...in the future. Well, everyone makes fun of him, because of his used to being a spammer. And he says "Well, I'm the best spammer because I'm getting better! And when does that ever happen to spammers?!?" Which is true.

1) Kill them *bad*
2) Stand there *neutral*
3) Explain to them how he is doing better*GOOD*


Stand there, let him die.
Since when was he ever getting better?

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Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:
Snailmail wrote:
Let her kill you

Clan hasn't been civilized enough to talk it out like a civilized person.
But he's on the wayis he a he? Or a she. because the liking of Yu-Gi-Oh, and the Hillary Duff make it confusing

Clan died. Unfortunately, he's now on Forum to the Future, which will be done...in the future. Well, everyone makes fun of him, because of his used to being a spammer. And he says "Well, I'm the best spammer because I'm getting better! And when does that ever happen to spammers?!?" Which is true.

1) Kill them *bad*
2) Stand there *neutral*
3) Explain to them how he is doing better*GOOD*


Stand there, let him die.
Since when was he ever getting better?


Jeese, stop with the killing Clan, that's harsh. I know I did it too, and I'm sorry. So, NO MORE!

He dies, but is returned to the past again, (This day an age). Now he's back and his normal time, he will...

1) Watch a horse race! (Neutral)
2) Blow up the moon! (Evil)
3) Give to charity (Good!)

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Blow up the moon.

With the moon gone, the off balanced tides start to flood the Earth.

Do you
A. Try to save Earth by pumping all the water into space.(good)
B. Fly into space in a rocket and watch the earth flood. (very [s]good[/s] evil.
C. Sit in the corner crying. (neutral)


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Sit in a corner crying.

Luckily a life boat comes in the flood, what do you do?

1) Take over the life boat! (Evil)
2) Go in the life boat (Neutral)
3) Help the man in the life boat (Good)

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Take over the life boat. You throw the man into the ocean where he gets eaten by laser sharks.

Do you:

(1) cheer the sharks on? (evil)
(2) try to save the old man? (good)
(3) cry like a little baby? (pathetic)

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Cry like a baby.

You realise you won't have anything to eat. What do you do?

1. Eat the old man. (Evil... and gross) (Edit: Ok, what's left of him...)
2. Swim down and try to find fish. (Brave)
3. Eat your shoes. (Diffrently lame)


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Swim down and try to find fish.

You get the old man out of the jam he was in by putting him back on the boat. You row to a nearby harbor. There are 4 guards.

What do you do?

1. Leave the old man on the boat and enter the harbor. (Neutral)
2. Kill the guards. (Evil)
3. Escort the old man to the harbor with the help of the guards. (Good)

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Kill the gaurds.

Uh oh! A severed hand offa one of the gaurds somehow activated a security alarm...thing! You are now confronted by about a baker's dozen! What wouldst thou deau?

1. Turn yourself in, and maybe get off easy. (Good)
2. Blame it on the old man. (Evil)
3. Run like Michael Johnson. (Neutral)

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Blame it on the old man

Clan dies, again by large bees that have no sympathy for people who like hilary duff

1) you get stung and bleed to death(good)
2) you fight back, kill the bees, and while you are celebrating fall off a cliff(evil)
3) you run, ending up in the hands of a yeti..somehow

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Fight, kill, fall.

So in heaven/the afterlife place/whatever you want to call it, Clan finds an angelic potato stuck in some barbed wire. What does he do?

1) Eat it, get his tongue cut, and die from blood loss. (evil)
2) Free it, but get killed because the potato was shooting a movie and you ruined the shot. (good)
3) Question the presence of this angelic potato and get killed by angels who hate skeptics. (weird)

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Free it and etcetera.

Clan goes back to Earth, and negates every trap at him by tinkering with a robot named Jinzo, finding out they were set up by Jello B.

Who's traps does Jinzo target?
1. Jello B.'s (Good)
2. Both (Evil)
3. Clan's (Neutral)

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Both!

Clan decides to buy a pet, and he buys...

1) A the cheat! (Neutral)
2) A Trogdor, to destroy the world!(Evil)
3) A cow he donates to charity? (Good)

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A the Cheat!

The bonus is that it comes with a Duel Disk and 40 of your favorite cards. Clan got 'em all.

What should he do?

1. Duel the mayor of the harbor (Neutral)
2. Bludgeon people with Duel Disks (Evil)
3. Send Necromancer to the Shadow Realm (Good)

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Duel the mayor of the harbour

Unfortunatley, you lose the dual! You decide to find another opponent by...

1) Throwing darts! (Neutral?)
2) Choosing the weak (Evil!)
3) Asking politley (Good...)

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1. Duel the mayor of the harbor (Neutral)

Clan ends up beating the mayor of the harbor. Turns out he's a sore loser and attempts to burn your Yu-Gi-Oh! cards and call you a big fat nerd.

Clan:

1. Lets the mayor burn his cards. Who cares? (good)
2. Walks away with his cards and decides not to mess with him. (neutral)
3. Kills the mayor and steal his crappy cards. (evil)

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Let the mayor burn his cards. Who cares?

Clan leaves to find the other Forumers. There is a fork in the road. Which path does Clan go to?

1. Left, to where the spammers live (Evil)
2. Center, to where the normal Forumers are (Neutral)
3. Right, to where you can find the Mods, admins, and Joey Day (Good)

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Left.

Your living with people of your own kind now. you drop your plans for everything, and go live where your welcomed.

1.The End (good)
2.Not The End (Evil)
3.Sort of the end, but still going on in the back of your mind (neutral)

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