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Author:  Color Printer [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 12:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Hallrunner!

HALLRUNNER IS TEH AWEXOME NESS!

Ahem. This game is somewhat like hallrunner. The person states either "jump", "fight", or "talk". The next person says something like "It was a (something). (blah blah blah)." Then they post either "jump", "fight", or "talk". EXAMPLE:

Someone wrote:
Jump


Someone else wrote:
It was a stereo. It's too big and you smash it.

Fight


Get it? Grood.

Talk

Author:  Lunar Jesty [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 12:30 pm ]
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It was a calculator. It says "01334".

Fight

Author:  Funkstar [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 12:35 pm ]
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It was a CD. It's too funky for you and you sell it.

Jump.

Author:  Ju Ju Master [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 2:07 pm ]
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It was a man named Steve. He gets mad that you wrecklessly jumpo over things and starts yelling "WOOYAY! HONKATAY!: while chasing after you, until he dies of liver disease somehow.

Talk

Author:  Einoo T. Spork [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 2:35 pm ]
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It was Marvin the Paranoid Android. He depresses you.

-20

Fight

Author:  cyco [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 2:37 pm ]
Post subject: 

you fight an old lady.
she has a purse of bricks, and a history in karate....
she owns you

jump

Author:  Exhibit A [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 3:21 pm ]
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It was a ceiling fan. You broke your head.

Talk

Author:  Obomaru [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 4:04 pm ]
Post subject: 

It's an invisible wall and you find it quite intelligent. You talk until the men in white coats take you away.
After a while you get out though.
FIGHT

Author:  Snailmail [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 4:59 pm ]
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It was the most powerful source known to man-kind...A monkey.

Jump.

Author:  Puphles [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 5:02 pm ]
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It was a goomba. You jumped on it. Now you have goomba on your shoe. Eew.

Talk.

Author:  Dark Grapefruit [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 5:13 pm ]
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It was a psychiatrist. Now you understand that your fear of clowns stems from a deeply troubled psyche.

Jump.

Author:  Ju Ju Master [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 5:24 pm ]
Post subject: 

It was a shark. Now you jumped the shark, idiot.

Talk

Author:  Markie [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 5:27 pm ]
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It was a phone. It curses at you from the other end.

+500

Fight

Author:  Ju Ju Master [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 5:28 pm ]
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It was a mosquito. You can't seem to hit it and it bites yiou numerous times. Goopd thing you bhave fingernails...

Jump

Author:  Markie [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 5:32 pm ]
Post subject: 

It was a forum game. You trip over it and get served up something fierce.

Talk

Author:  Marshmallow Roast [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 5:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Huyah.

It was a flamethrower. You discuss chocolate hundred dollar bills.

Fight

Author:  Obomaru [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 5:36 pm ]
Post subject: 

It's a little tweeter. It pulls out a machine gun, but you knock him senseless. Way to go, birdkiller!
JUMP

Author:  Shopiom [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 5:37 pm ]
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You jumped the shark! Just like Homestarrunner.com!

Fight.

Author:  Markie [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 5:46 pm ]
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It's the guy! He is certainly asking you out for a date or a challenge.

Fight

Author:  Ju Ju Master [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 6:30 pm ]
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It's a letter G. It falls down.

Well, that was weird.

Fight

Author:  Obomaru [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 7:35 pm ]
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It's a pit. You fall in it. You suck.

Author:  Einoo T. Spork [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 7:46 pm ]
Post subject: 

Nothing happens................. foo'.

Fight

Author:  Markie [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 7:47 pm ]
Post subject: 

It was a PSP. You poke it and it turns off. BOO!

Jump

Author:  Shopiom [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:41 pm ]
Post subject: 

It was a once in a lifetime opportunity. You missed it! Ha!

Fight.

Author:  Didymus [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:43 pm ]
Post subject: 

ARE YOU ASKING FOR A CHALLEEEEEEEEEENGE?!?!

Jump

Author:  Markie [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:43 pm ]
Post subject: 

It was George Foreman. You jump over him, kick his butt with a hurricane kick, and earn the world Heavyweight title.

Talk

(GAH, Simulatorpost.)

Author:  Puphles [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 9:19 pm ]
Post subject: 

It was a rock. You talk to it. People think you're weird.

Jump.

Author:  Ju Ju Master [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:06 pm ]
Post subject: 

It was an apple with a huge stem. You hit the stem. You're mad at the stem. Stem.

Stemstem

Author:  Einoo T. Spork [ Sat Sep 03, 2005 11:34 pm ]
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It's a stem. No point in trying to make something what it already is.

Talk.

Author:  Ju Ju Master [ Sun Sep 04, 2005 12:08 am ]
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(Oh shoot, I forgot to say tlak or jump or fight in the last one)

It's Susie Q! You talk about how old the pie in your fridge is getting.

Jump

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