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This is based on a popular improv game. One person posts a plural noun, e.g. teeth. Then the next person comes up with an intentionally lame joke using this formula:

181 [whatever]s walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here, & the [whatever]s say, "[something funny/lame]"

and that person gives a new plural noun. So, if I post teeth, then the next person might type: 181 teeth walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here, & the teeth say, 'It's 'cause we're white, isn't it?"

So, I'll start:

pencils

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181 pencils walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here, & the pencils say, 'It's 'cause we're all colored, isn't it?"

DvD

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181 DVDs walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here", & the DVDs say, "Whatever. I guess it's hip to be square!"

molecules

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181 molecules walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here", & the molecules say, "So you don't serve ANYONE?"

(That sucked.)

Squids

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181 squids walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here", & the squids say, "I tell you, WE ARE NOT RELATED TO SQUIDWARD!!?"

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181 non-existant guys walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here", & the non-existant guys say, "............"

(WHOA!)

Plumbers

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Actually, screw this. I'm out.

181 plumbers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here, & the plumbers say, "Oh, so having the same job as the Mario Brothers doesn't help us out, eh?"

Lightbulbs

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181 lightbulbs walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here", & the plumbers say, "C'mon, look at the bright side!"

bandages

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181 bandages walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here", & the bandages say, "But we were only in three of your customers beers today!"

Elevators

181 elevators walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here", & the elevators say, "Hey, have an OPEN mind, why don't ya?!?"

Blue Men

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181 blue men walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here", & the blue men say nothing, but drum incessantly on the bartender's head.

Pokemon

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181 pokemon walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here", and the pokemon say, "What? It's not our fault that Diamond & Pearl aren't out yet!"

I'm extremely impatient for that. I want that game want that game want that game...

Nintendo DS

181 pokemon walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here, & the pokemon say, " well there are 150 of us , which ones? "

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181 guys that dont exist walk into a bar. Teh Bartender says "I'm sorry, we dont serve your kind here. Probabl cuz you dont exist".


Cherry Trees.

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(Zoid, you shoulof done Nintendo DS's!)

181 cherry trees walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve your kind here" and the cherry trees say, "serve us or we'll kick you in the cherries!"

Enogh with the no-specified-posts!!!!

Nintendo DS's.

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The Noid, I didn't put anything so you could do the DS's that time. And I had specified that before, too.

181 DS's walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve your kind here" and the DS's walk out thinkin, darnit! Another PSP fan!

Dogs

181 dogs walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve your kind here" and the dogs said "its a dogs life"

homsars

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181 Homsars walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here" and the Homsars say "What, were you expecting a funny Homsar quote?"

socks

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181 socks walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here," & the socks say, "This stinks!"

The Cheats

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181 The Cheats walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here," & the The Cheats say "Can I atleast have a wine & a bagget?"

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181 blank spaces walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here," & the blank spaces say "Nothing."

Get it? Ha ha ha! Yeah, I'm done.

Calculators

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181 calculators walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here," & the calculators say "What? It's not our fault seven ate nine!"

Ducks

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181 ducks walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here," & the calculators say "I guess we just don't quack it."

Drums

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181 drums walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here," and the drums say, "Don't be a stickler!" OK, that sucked.

Cameras.

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181 cameras walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here," and the cameras say, "Oh, God, take me now!"

Robots

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181 robots walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here," and the robots say, "Commands are now no longer punny!"

Smiley Faces

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181 smiley faces walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here," and the smiley faces say, "OK, well, have a nice day!"

Grains of rice

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181 grains of rice go into a bar, the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here," & the grains of rice say "Why, just because we're small doesn't mean we can't sit on a barstool!"

Agent Smiths

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181 grains of rice walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here, & the grains of rice say, "yah you do, I see a guy eating sushi over there"

(you know cause sushi has rice in it)

DarkSideOfTheSchwartzs

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here