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One of the classic forum games.

Here's the rules:

1. Respond to the "wish" above you in a way that completely... well... ruins it!

2. Try to make the "Ruining" at least a sentence.

3. Make a wish at the end of your post.

Here's an example...



and then I would post...



As you can see, I made a wish for the next person to answer.

Alright, here it goes!

I wish I had a pie.

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Credit for this avy-turned-sig goes to a friend from another forum named "Unknown" (no joke)

Wish granted. You have a delicious pie. Too bad it's poisoned. You die.

I wish that Rya was still alive.

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Here you go! You get a free pie from a guy selling them on the side of the road, and he gave it to you free for being his first customer.

Turns out the seller has a history of being a criminal.

The pie has a bomb in it, and causes you to explode when you eat it.

I wish I had a driver's license and knew how to drive properly.

EDIT: Simulpost. Sorry, Mandy. I don't know much about bonus stage, so I'll stay away from that.

Wish granted! Unfortuanatly you dont have a car. Oh, well!


I wish I had a strobe light.

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wish granted, you go out on your driveway and wave it around. Unfortunatly a plane lands on you, you go into a coma for 15 minutes, then die. lucky for you, you repented your sins before hand, but you did it to a friend who was into satanism so you dont freeze or burn in purgetory.

I Wish I Could help millions of people, but not the Way Sally Struthers helps people, i Actually wanna help people.

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All of your life savings and possessions are distributed among the poorest countries in the world. Don't you feel good about yourself? ^__^

BONUS (stage) POST FOR MANDY: She returns as a ZOMBIE! And kills every other character. Forever. Guess you'll never know what Andrew's deal was.



I wish for a bacon double cheeseburger.

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It was good , but You found a finger in it .

I wish someone could lend Me treefidy.

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die spelling nazis!

You got that from Sponge Bob.
You get a piece of paper with the words treefidy on it(what's treefidy?).

I wish I had two more wishes:
1. I wish the next person won't mess up any of my wishes
2. I wish I was rich.

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It will be an honor burinating you, Rather Dashing

To bad, go back to working in the coal mines, urchin.

Three fifty.

I wish I was a boy.

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die spelling nazis!

Im no surgeon!


I wish I had some cows milk

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"So Then The Dang Loch Ness Monster, in all of its terrible unholiness, came closer to the dang boat, and you know what he said? 'Can i have tree fity?', so i said What the dang do you need tree fity fo? he said 'i need it for a bus ride home', i aint givin you no tree fity, monster. so then i gave the dang loch ness monster tree fity. now a few years later, my son comes up to me sayin 'daddy, daddy! can i barrow tree fity?' and i said why da heck would you need tree fity? 'its for my monster friend in my room', what monster in your room? so he took me up to his room, and there it was. the same dang loch ness monster stood there in my dang sons room. boy, you aint gettin no tree fity outta me! i said, so the loch ness monster left, without tree fity. then on holloween there was this other guy, he came to our house dressed up as a pirate. and do you know what he asked? 'Can i barrow tree fity?', so i said Why in the gods dang name would you need tree fity? i pulled off his eyepatch and beard, and you know what? it was the dang loch ness monster again askin me for Tree fity. boy, you aint gonna get no tree fity outta me, now stop buggin us!" I gave him tree fity, dear, "why in the god dang name would you give the loch ness monster tree fity? now he just gone keep comin back askin us for tree fity! so i gave her tree fity......."

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Thanks .
Mr,kiss66 You get a nice cold glass of milk, bulls milk.

I wish I had a pony.

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die spelling nazis!

Wish granted. It's an EVIL MURDEROUS DEATH PONY. You DIE.

I wish I had a robot boyfriend.

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Granted, here i am babe!


i wish i could come up with a wish

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You mean a Botfriend? Are you planning on becoming MHG when you grow up?

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Granted. Unfortunately, it's not a very good one, and everybody laughs at you.

I wish CD's to JoeyDay were self shipping

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i grant you your wish but the band was terrible
i wish i had more dancer smilies

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SANTAX ERROR! REQUEST DENIED!


i wish that hot chick from that party on saturday would call me ba.......i mean, no, no, no, i mean, i wish i had pudding, no, i wish for a........ a phesant.

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This genie gets confused by your indecisiveness. You get a pheasant calling you to ask for some pudding.

I wish for a pet dragon.

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BURNINATED!
(Who didin't see that coming?)

I wish I had some RAM for my compy.

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Sorry the only thing you get is more RAMrod.


I wish for death.

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To bad emo, death is not as good as everybody says it is.

I wish for a better pair of pantaloons.

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die spelling nazis!

You have about two seconds to enjoy them before the Pants Theif strikes again.

I wish, I wish, I hadn't killed that fish. (i have to do this in every CaW game ever)

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wish granted *EXPLODE'D*
i wish i my dancers where alllllllll rich and cooler thn usual

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granted, your dances were better and more popular, unfortunatley, like the PONG, thousands of nock-offs were made, and noone knows what the orrigional one was.

i wish i was a robot to be the botfriend of that bot mandy...err....jenny...err........umm... the first one.

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Wish granted, you two have fun time, but then you realise your batteries only lasts 3 hours and you can't get new ones.

I wish I didn't haveto go all the way down to the kitchen to make that sandwitch I want right now.

Wish granted. The kitchen is now right next to wherever your computer is. Unfortunately, you spill some mustard on your computer when you're making the sammich. Your computer DIES.

I wish I had straight black hair with red tips.

(Nah, I probably won't be MHG when I grow up.)

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Wish granted, however, your hair is no longer than a paper is thick.

(About that sandwitch, I forgot about it, and I figure it's too close to dinner to get it now. Doh!'d)

I wish I were the richest, luckiest, happiest and coolest guy in the world!

Wish granted. Because of your new-found status, you ar given a free Porche by the King of Burgers in that wiowd way he is.

You drive down a highway as the passing cars come to complete halts as they are driving at 70mph, just aching for a chance to see you even if it means burning in a great ball of fire.

However, the person driving in front of you feels the same way and slams the breaks. You die instantly.

I wish that the Rally Monkey had his own T.V show.

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Credit for this avy-turned-sig goes to a friend from another forum named "Unknown" (no joke)

Wish granted! unfortunatly that show aired in 1949, and no coppies of the show exist at all in this world......ever.

I wish i could break into The Harvard Library and find that Secretly hidded Copy of The Necronomicon.

as for you, Mandy, as a guy that i am, black hair and red tips look good on anyone.

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