Ruin a Wish

poopskin · **Posted:** Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:46 pm

Granted. it jumps the shark as soon as the theme song ends.

I wish i could teleport anywhere, anytime i wanted to.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:03 am

Granted, but you can't control where or when you teleport. You end up stuck sad inside a wall.

I wish I knew what was on the other mysteriously appearing CD in my dream last night.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but you forget your HRWiki forum password

i wish my wish ruiners wernt so random

pcp11 · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:25 pm

hello im bob

i wish i had a perfect cake

I Choose You Cheatachu · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:33 pm

You got a perfect cake, but just when you were about to eat it I swung through the window and ate it

I wish that I had 2 tons of bacon

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:50 pm

Granted. 2 tonnes of bacon fall on top of you. f you aren't crushed by the weight, you'll have a heart attack from trying to eat your way out.

I wish I wasn't allergic to anything.

Shadowfox · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:02 pm

Granted, everyone and everything becomes allergic to you.

I wish I could win an 2008 summer forum award.

SERIOUSLY!!!

Coach Z Fangirl · **Joined:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:33 am **Posts:** 40

Shadowfox wrote:

Granted, everyone and everything becomes allergic to you.

I wish I could win an 2008 summer forum award.

SERIOUSLY!!!

OK then. You win the award for "LEast Subtle Wanting To Win An Award". [/hypocrisy]

I wish the WA people would stop hounding me. I will PAY my DUES when they SEND me my TUSKS.

Coleslaw · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:02 pm

Granted, but now you're doomed to speaking only Homestar Runner.com quotes.

I wish I

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:45 am

Granted. You

I wish someone besides High Skool Artist told me what was on that other CD.

Sloshy · **Posted:** Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:52 am

Granted, but it's a different other CD.

I wish that I could, somehow, someway, color white.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, you somehow find yourself crashed on the side of the highway and you need to find someway home

i wish the way i ruin wishes wernt so random

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:22 am

Only YOU can prevent random wish ruins!

I wish I knew why HSA's randomness is rubbing off on me.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, because we live in forum games

i wish i didnt have to go to bed right now

just a username · **Posted:** Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:28 pm

Granted, you now have to sleep on the couch!

I wish the PS3 was cheaper.

Coach Z Fangirl · **Joined:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:33 am **Posts:** 40

Granted. It breaks on impact.

I wish we were on the 100th page right about,,,,, diggity diggity NOW!

gino · **Joined:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 802

Granted, but it gets locked.

I wish I had Super Munchers, ether a ROM or a version of the original that works on Windows XP.

~Kupo~ · **Posted:** Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:16 pm

Granted, but you get arrested by the copyright police.
I wish that I had a Mountain Dew right now.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but the cheat just put the inside of a glowstick in it

i wish there wernt a thunderstorm here

~Kupo~ · **Posted:** Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:32 am

Granted, but it goes elsewhere and destroys the rest of the world
I wish I had a new video card.

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:13 am

Granted. It's so top-of-the-line that it renders every single hair on the body of your Spore creatures. Unfortunately, it takes all your computer's processing power to do so.

I wish for 100GET!
edit: dang

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but you get ban'd

i wish i didnt use so many ref's in forum games

just a username · **Posted:** Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:10 am

Granted, but due to your lack of creativity you can't think of anything.

I wish I was a nicer person.

gino · **Joined:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 802

Granted, but your so nice people take advantage of you, and you get sent to jail.

I wish for 6 cents.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, you get 6 of the worst players on the ottowa senetors

i wish i could find somthing to eat for lunch

Edit:w00t 1st 100th page post :eekdance:

just a username · **Posted:** Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:53 pm

Granted, many people give you sandwiches for your topt'd...knuckle sandwiches.

I wish Work It! never had a Street Remix.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but it has a rap remix

i wish that my 100th page totp post was more epic win

AbuGrape45 · **Posted:** Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:41 am

Granted. It's still not much of a win at all.

I wish I had a million wishes, all of which couldn't be ruined.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but they all take 50 years to be activated

i wish i knew what would have happened if i took the bus home instead of walking home

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Fri Jul 04, 2008 6:47 pm

Granted. You would have won the lottery, made it into every record book, and Strong Bad would have shown you what he looks like without his mask. But, you HAD to walk home.

I wish I could move my computer's mouse pointer off the screen and have it pick up stuff on my desk.

Homestar Runner Wiki Forum

Ruin a Wish

Who is online