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This is an easy one. You get caught!

I wish I had more money.

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you get all the money in the world, but you realise that all you need is love, but greed has pushed everyone away. then you die for no reason at all.

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I wish I was taller.

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Wish granted. You're 20,000 feet tall and you die when an airplane strikes you in the face.


I wish I was Homsar.

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Wish granted! Strong Bad kills you with a heavy loard
I wish I had a real life.

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You die of boredom.

I wish I had a car, and had a driver's license, and could drive properly. (I want a very detailed/gorey answer)


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You get your car and go for a drive. Your gas is leaking when some idiot throws a cigarette butt out of his window. You are blown sky-high and impaled on a road sign. For some reason, a loser with a cheap video camera is there to record it all.


I wish I could fly.

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Granted! You get eaten by a group of ducks migrating south.

I wish I was the teacher, not the student.


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Done! you give a student a F- and he Shanks you after class. you die at the Ripe, old, age of 21.

i wish i had that broadband wireless connector for my PS2 so i can PwN all teh n00bs in Call of Duty.

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Granted. It's defective and it explodes, causing your hands to be blown off, meaning you can never play video games again.

I wish I had me some ice cream!!!

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You get ice cream. But, it's liver-flavored, and, like, a month old!

I wish for a ham sandwich.

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It's a ham sandwich...ZOMBIE!!!
sorry.

I wish I had a better compy.

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Granted, you get a Compaq Presario.... with WINDOWS

i wish for a Select Comfort Bed.

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Granted. Too bad that you've suddenly become an insomniac.

I wish I had a cool T-shirt.

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Wish granted (Coolness circa 1920). It reads "Kill the Kaiser" and has a little picture of the kaiser as a dead sitck man. But it's a ringer shirt so it all balances out.


I wish for some soft pretzels. Mmmmmmm...buttery.

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unfortunatly too buttery, your arteries clog, and you just found out you had cancer of the blood. great job.

i wish for the Awnser to life

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True...

SOMEONE STABBED YOU'D!!!!


I wish I had a wish that couldn't be screwed up

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SYSTEM ERROR!

i wish for a demonic possesion pony that will kill me in the most Goryest way in the world.

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Wish granted. The pony walks in, happy as could be. He comes upstairs, obediently following you. You pass your parents' room, your room, your sister's room, and you stop. The pony is infuriated at the sight of my little pony dolls, taking it in as an insult. The pony tackles you and starts tearing at your limbs. muscle is torn out, brains covered in horse spit staining the carpet, and your bones become chew toys for your dog.

I wish I was a giraffe.


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Wish Granted, welcome to africa as a giraffe! Unforutunately, you're killed by poachers.....

I wish i was :cheat:


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Granted! you become an under 50 pixel smiley, unfortunatly your too small for anyone to notice and you end up like that gum you just spit out onto the Cement.

I wish i had the Necronomicon.........

OKAY! FINE! im overly obsessed with the necronomicon, Cthulhu, and H.P. Lovecraft!

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Granted. It, like, kills you or something, I dunno.

I wish I had mad sewing skillz so I could sew cute little plush dolls of my favorite cartoon characters.

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Granted, your sewing skills are that of a mad man, but you go criminally insane and sew someone to death. your charged with First Degree murder. good job


i wish for pizza

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Okay. You burn your mouth on the pizza and it starts to fester, get infected, and you die.

My idea, Mandy! Who wouldn't want a cuddly Joel Dawson?

I wish I could have everything in this here catalog.

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Wish granted. A pile of papers identical to your magazine appear in front of you....


PAPER CUT'D!!! BLEED TO DEATH'D!!!! LATHE'D!!!!!!


I Wish I had an un-holy army of the night that would do my every bidding.

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You do... but it doesn't go as well as you plan...

You: Hey guys! I now have an un-holy army of the night that would do my every bidding! Isn't that great!

Guy #1: Meh...

You: C'mon! Be impressed!

Guy #2: Meh...

You: Fine, then. Un-holy army, ATTACK!!!

Un-holy army of the night that would do your every bidding
: Meh...

You
: DOESN'T ANYONE CARE?!!!

Care-bear: Meh...

There, in full scipted form...

I wish I had my two front teeth!

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You do. They're all rotten and decayed and soon fall out.

I wish the Red Dwarf movie would come out.

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I does, it involves Lister dying and being replaced by the American version. Kryten is CG and played by an Indian and Cat has put on loads of weight and can hardly move. Rimmer's still ok though.

Dennis or Not Dennis?

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Wish granted. Not Dennis. Weren't any Dennis in the first place, but...

I wish for ethernal life. Like, 20-years-old-ethernal-life, n- not 360-years-old-and-smell-like-dead-cat-ethernal-life. Jibbly...


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OK, you become immortal. Unfortunately, all your friends move far away from you, you have to repeat whatever grade you're in, you lose your house, and your parents disown you. This would be a good time to commit suicide...if only you could.

I wish I was a dog.

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