Homestar Runner Wiki Forum
http://forum.hrwiki.org/

Ruin a Wish
http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=5839		 Page 35 of 103
Author:  The Cup of Coffee [ Mon Mar 13, 2006 8:27 am ]
Post subject: 
Granted. But then you suddenly get the urge to kill youself.

I wish Kanye West would come to my house.
Author:  Didymus [ Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:48 pm ]
Post subject: 
*Tinkly djinni magic music* Granted. But you get Adam West instead. And he keeps babbling about "Bat Alphabet Soup Containers." And later on, he invites his good friend, Bill Shatner over for Cold Ones.

I wish the Panther People from Ordus Prime were in my living room to clean my house.
Author:  Somm-1 [ Mon Mar 13, 2006 7:38 pm ]
Post subject: 
Granted. But they aren't very good at cleaning. In fact, they do such a bad job that you suddenly have the desire to move. Two months later, you find out that your old house was designated a disaster zone.

Schmelen wrote:
It ended alright... And.. Nobody ever got to watch any of it ever again. Take That!

Schmelen, that wish turned out better than I wanted. Thanks, for the bonus. :mrgreen:


I wish that there was peace in the Middle East.
Author:  Rogue Leader [ Mon Mar 13, 2006 8:35 pm ]
Post subject: 
Granted. There is peace in the middle east, but only after a huge bomb goes off and wipes most of it off the map.
I wish I was fluent in twenty of the worlds most commonly spoken languages, including English.
Author:  Teh Ch8t [ Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:22 pm ]
Post subject: 
Granted. But after you learned the languages no country used them anymore.

I wish life was like a LoZ game :mrgreen:
Author:  H-star-r!! [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:03 am ]
Post subject: 
Ok... but you die because an evil gorron stabs you..
but you have another ife!!! but mario beats the everlivin' crud out of yo

i wish I had $999,999,999,999,999, not bucks, dollars.
Author:  Entropy [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:08 am ]
Post subject: 
You get a whole bunch of new dolls named Doll-ers that look like real ugly ...somethings.

I wish that I was as good an artist as Kiki.
Author:  Somm-1 [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:18 am ]
Post subject: 
Granted. But Kiki's artistic skills have now been reduced to your level. She goes into a state of depression and it's all your fault. (I saw something like this on Reboot){Just for the record, I don't know anything about either person's artistic abilities.I'm just making stuff up}

I wish I had an Alienware computer.
Author:  topofsm [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:12 am ]
Post subject: 
Granted! It's so fast, the friction in the air causes it to combust.

I wish that I could see all my friends here in real life
Author:  Homsar22 [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:21 am ]
Post subject: 
Granted: But they turn out to be psyco's and sacrifice you to some weird pagan god you've never heard of

I wish I knew every word in the English language.
Author:  Somm-1 [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:31 am ]
Post subject: 
Granted. But the English language is a vast language made up of several other languages. It takes up so much room in your brain, that you can no longer learn other things at school. Now you'll never be able to have a career in anything involving math.

I wish for a solution to world hunger.
Author:  Homsar22 [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:36 am ]
Post subject: 
Granted: but the solution turns out to be cannibalism

I wish I could fly
Author:  Somm-1 [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:50 am ]
Post subject: 
Granted: <Old movie Refferance> Believe it or not, your walking on air. You never thought you could be so Free he he. </Old movie Refferance> But your not very good at it. You slam into buldings and the like on a regular basis.

I wish Strong Sad would talk like a Radio Show Host more often.
Author:  The Cup of Coffee [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:12 am ]
Post subject: 
Granted. Then he becomes very annoying and you want to kill him.

I wish George Dubya was dead, and nothing good would happen to him.
Author:  Homsar22 [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:14 am ]
Post subject: 
Granted: But before your wish comes into affect, you change your name to George Dubya. Pretty dumb idea

I wish for a wish
Author:  Somm-1 [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:48 am ]
Post subject: 
You can have this one " I wish, I wish I was a fish." Granted. Your a fish now. You suddenly have the desire to eat the worm from that curved, metal object. That wasn't very smart of you, wishing you were a fish like that.

I wish that my teeth were cleaner.
Author:  Homsar22 [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:52 am ]
Post subject: 
Granted, Your teeth are now so clean, people start breaking into your house and stealing them with pliers.

I wish i knew something
Author:  Somm-1 [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:58 am ]
Post subject: 
Granted. Pay attention, this is important. 2+2=4.

I wish 'That's so Raven' would be cancelled. If given the choice, I'd rather be stuck in a box with a rabid The Cheat than watch her show.
Author:  Homsar22 [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:02 am ]
Post subject: 
Granted: you get both, That's so Raven is cancelled and you are stuck in a box with a Rabid The Cheat. You soon die.

I wish for some electric boots
Author:  Somm-1 [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:11 am ]
Post subject: 
Granted. But these boots have a short in them, and high voltage. You die and leave your family in massive debt from funeral expenses and electrical bills.

I wish that this :eekdance: would have the face of this B-) .
Author:  Homsar22 [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:20 am ]
Post subject: 
Granted, But we end up having to kill you for such a bad wish

I wish I was as awesome as Strong Bad
Author:  DukeNuke [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 4:03 pm ]
Post subject: 
Done. But for no particular reason people start liking Bubs instead. Sbemails gets replaced by Bubmails etc... Anyway, you're preatty much the same as usual, except for all the bruises you got from jumping out a window.

I wish I could do like WADDA-WADDA-POOF! And then all sorts of awesome food and games and other cool, cool stuff would appear right in front of me. (And, no, not on top of me.)
Author:  topofsm [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 4:22 pm ]
Post subject: 
Granted! However, they are all molded together so you can't eat the food or play with the toys. Too bad.

I wish that my voice could impersonate anyone I want.
Author:  Dark Grapefruit [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:30 pm ]
Post subject: 
Granted! But you can't control when you'll do these impersonations. You end up shouting "GROOT JOOB!" in the middle of class and get detention for a year. :coachz:

I wish I had a DeLorean with a flux capacitor.
Author:  Somm-1 [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:05 pm ]
Post subject: 
Granted. But the flux capaciter is only one of the mechanisms required for time travel. That was a waste of space. Atleast still you have a cool looking car that can go really fast, when it doesn't stall....Actually, it stalls all the time.

I wish for an explanation for how my last wish was granted.
Author:  topofsm [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:25 pm ]
Post subject: 
Granted! Only nerds know what it means, so you are now a nerd!

I wish we had more than 4 feet of snow.
Author:  Somm-1 [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:34 pm ]
Post subject: 
Granted, but these are feet made out of snow. It's a little disturbing.

I wish someone would really tell me why this :eekdance: with this B-) is a bad idea.
Author:  topofsm [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:01 pm ]
Post subject: 
Granted! you have a whole forum to look it up in!

I wish that I wasn't alive
Author:  Homsar22 [ Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:26 am ]
Post subject: 
Granted: you are in a state of hibernation for the rest of your existance, thats as good as dead, but still alive.

I wish i had something
Author:  DukeNuke [ Wed Mar 15, 2006 3:35 pm ]
Post subject: 
Well, ok; You've got a typo there, "i" should be upper case.

I wish someone would broadcast the most awesome joke in the world to all TV, radio, and everything all around the world, so that everybody in the world rolls on the floor laughing, forgetting totaly about wars and misery and crap.
Page 35 of 103 All times are UTC
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group
http://www.phpbb.com/