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*Tinkly djinni magic music* Granted. You get what looks like a red candle with a sparkly wick. And for some reason, the letters, "TNT" are on the side of it. Pretty!

I wish IJ would wear the Lampshade of Jibbly Singing and let the hilarity ensue.

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Granted! He does, but he can't see and eventually kills everyone on the forum. Including you.

I wish that the poopsmith could speak.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

He can talk now. Unfortunately, the only things he likes to talk about are poop, crap, and whatsit. He engages you in a VERY lengthy discussion about consistency, moisture content, and odor, as well as his different methods of shoveling. He even tells you some (what he thinks are) great stories from his life and career. By the end of the month, you are thoroughly disgusted and end up puking several pairs of pants. And a blue dress.

I wish the Taco Bell puppy was still alive and with us today.

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Sure, he is. But he's a zombie, and he's following you around. His haunting cry of "yo quiero taco bell?" (did I spell that right?) torments your every waking moment.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of fishsticks.... and a The Cheat.

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You get a single fishstick. You ponder over and over again why you only got one. But then you decide to eat it, and you choke to death. Your very own The Cheat tries to give you CPR, but being only a The Cheat, he's not very good at it.

I wish buckets were made out of chocolate.

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Wish granted! Too bad you've got the stomach flu and end up barfing inside of your buckets instead of enjoying their chocolatey goodness.

I wish I had more kleenex, my nose is really stuffy.

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~*The Only Thing to Do is Jump Over the Moon*~

Granted. You get kleenex. A lot of kleenex. I mean a lot. You drown in the new sea of Kleenex.

I wish for a block of gold!

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Here till I get myself an image.

It falls on you from space. You dead.

I wish I had wireless Internet.

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Great! Shopiom finally got his wireless internet and it functions fine. So, bored out of his fricken mind, he decided to go on the hrwiki. When he gets on he has 1 new message in his inbox. He just assumes it is an adoring fan and reads it. Unfortunatly the sender is Joey Day, and the title is, "Your attitude around here"

You open it, it reads:

"BANNINATION! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Suddenly, your computer freezes and a screen pops up. It reads "YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN JOEY-HACKED!"

You yell oh crap! And shut off your computer, thinking everything will be ok, so you turn it on again, and the boot screen starts, but then, millions of pictures of Joey appear on your screen, and your computer overheats and dies.

Now, since you have that new fangled wireless internet it was sent to alllllll the other computers in the house, and your neighbors. Not a good idea, huh?

I wish I had an iPod video.

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Granted! It is a video of an Ipod.

I wish that the person who grants my wish had to post, "I am a complete loser, and topofsm rules"

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Granted, but this is what a post looks like after it's been put in a blender.
"Closmer maia opler, smulos pofe to Dante."

I wish my camera would work for Windows Xp.

Granted, But your camera turns into a 35mm, and you get a crappy ol' scanner.

I wish for a taco

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It's a taco! With horseradish in it! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I wish the weather were warm again.

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Granted. Oh, by the way, by "warm weather again" I assumed you meant how warm it was before life existed, you know, very, very, hot, sand storms, thunder storms, normal storms etc...

I wish the wish that I made on the previous page would be granted.

*tinkly djinni magic music* Okay, now you're a girl. And a pretty hot one at that. And now IJ, BTG, Funky, Ace, TEF, and Choco all lech after you all the time, never giving you a break. LECH LECH LECH'D!!

(Sorry, but the Wish Djinni was too lazy to look on the previous page, so he just made some crap up).

I wish I could eat honey like Pooh.

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Ok, so you want to eat honey like Pooh huh?

Well, since your wish has been granted, you appear in a forest, with lots of honey bee nests. Luckily, since you have some pwnsome skillz, you can get the honey with about being killed by bees.

So, after an hour or two, you are stuffed and decide to go home. You start walking in the direction you think is home. But, after a long trekk you end up at the ocean.

"What the crap?!" You yell and run back into the woods, frantically trying to get home. But, seeing as those bees still know who you are, they chase you. They chased you all the way back to the edge of the forest, but you aren't in [s]Kansas[/s] your hometown anymore, your in FCUSA! Well, you thought this was awesome. But, when you get there, since you ate soo much honey, you look as large as Strong Sad. And the worse thing is it's Decemberween, and they mistake you for Strong Sad and lock you in the bathtub.

Unfortunatly for you, they forgot about you until next Decemberween, and by then, you were dead. Sucks, huh?

I wish I worked for Nintendo and made awesome video games that didn't suck. And nothing bad ever happened, and I was never fired.

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Granted, but it was just a dream. You wake up with sony fans all around you and they aren't very happy. They jump on you and pull your head off. Then you wake up again... or atleast you think you did this time...<Dramatic Reverb> Bum... Bum... Buuuuum... </Dramatic Reverb>

I wish I had a Star Ship.

You get a star ship: it's the star ship formerly used by the Phantom of Krankor. In fact, you turn into the Phantom of Krankor. You and your army of Chicken Men now fly around in your giant flying chicken ship, raining Giblets of Destruction on Tokyo. That is, until the Prince of Space (or, as he prefers, The Artist Formerly Known As Prince of Space) shows up and kicks your butt. And your stupid laugh.

I wish for a throne with gold nuggets, velvety cushions, and a hundred cup holders.

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Granted, but with all that junk, there is no place to sit. You would sell it, but gold's value just plummeted greatly and now the nuggets are worth less than the cup holders.

I wish I had an X-304.

You get an X-304. That is, a John Deere X-304 Lawn and Garden Tractor. Now you can mow the grass and till your flower bed. I hope you enjoy it!

I wish all the mosquitos in Mississippi would disappear TO THE MOOOOOOON!

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Granted! but they evolve to the moon's lack of water, food, oxygen, and little gravity. They quickly invade Earth with these abilities and kill everyone easily.

I wish that Clan wasn't annoying.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Clan loses interest in Hilary Duff, Jinzo, and the Seven Chaos Emeralds. And he quits posting. But now, Douglas doesn't have anyone to be the villain for his CARTOON'D flashes.

I wish that Wheelchair would finally catch that Eh Steve!

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Granted, but he kills Eh Steve. Now Sweet Cup'N'Cakes doesn't have its most popular character. Strong Bad quickly loses interest in this cartoon and you never see it again.

I wish I had a new, fully functional, nonmalfuntional, Galaxy Class Starship. And that I was in a remote part of the Alpha Quadrant with no Romulans, Cardasians, Klingons, Feringi, Jem'Ha'Dar, Vorta, Breen, Borg, Maqui, Changelings, Q, or even Betazoids. The holodeck is currently offline for diagnostics, my Chief Engineer reports everything is normal in engineering, my Security Officer has just checked the entire ship, my Head Doctor has just givin me a full bill of health, the Ship's Couselor says I have no mental or stress problems, my entire crew shows the utmost loyalty and ability, and the replicators are working just fine.

Now come up with something worthy of a Trekkie, Didymus.

Granted but Daleks attack the ship, and they kill you for watching to much star trek and not enough Doctor Who. Although they don't really need a reason.

I wish for cool tapes

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Granted. Here you go.


I wish for 10 million dollars that are not counterfeit or stolen

You got 10 million dollars in cash. A mighty wind blows 'em away.

I wish I would say something smart and be world famous for being that smart.

Granted, but the first smart thing you think of is the "Begining of Wisdom". You say, "I don't know."

I wish that all episodes of Doctor Who were available on DVD in the U.S.

Wish granted, but on the way to the US, a Katamari picked up BBC's world headquarters and the DVDs were cancelled.

I wish Strong Bad could answer one of my e-mails.

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Um, Yeah. The Wii is out. Go get it.

He can, but he don't. Simple as that.

I wish I was the world champion in everything!

Granted, but it turns out "Everything" is the name of a new sport some guy in Kansas made up. There are currently six players, including your self. It's not that big of an achievement.

I wish Coach Z could talk normaly for 24 hours.