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Granted! Now everyone in the world has a depressing midwestern accent for 24 hours. He speaks relatively normal to everyone else.

I wish that world peace was found.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Granted: but without war, or guns, the world suddenly becomes incredibly boring, all video games with any form of violence in them are destroyed, and to top it all off, aliens attack earth

I wish for ada Cheat

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Granted: You search the internet and find some game called "Ada" and a bunch of cheats for it.

I wish egg was a fruit.

Granted: Egg is now a fruit, and seeing as chickens do not lay fruit, there are no more eggs.

I wish my brother did not exist. (Ooh. That's harsh.)

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NOT A SIGNATURE!

[quote="Schmelen"]no more eggs./quote]
Doesn't that mean there'll be no more chickens, eider?

Anyhoo, your mom and dad never met eachother, so neider your brother or yourself exist.

I wish 7 < 4

Granted, behold an alternate reality. This is the fabled Pizzaro World.
Now you are trapped here for all time. By the way, time is also backwards, so instead of dying you regress yourself out of existence.
Your unborn. Thank you for playing. You score is negative 20 out possible negative 100.

I wish Couch Z a different hat.

Wish granted! The Hat Deities grant you a giant sombrero to put on your Couch.

I wish Spring Break lasted two weeks instead of one.

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~*The Only Thing to Do is Jump Over the Moon*~

Granted, but the extra week comes out of your summer vacation.

I wish COACH Z had a different hat.

Granted! He has all the hats in the world now! Including yours.

I wish I knew Chinese.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Granted, but you forgot how to speak English.

I wish Homsar would grow 1 meter in length.

Granted, but he hits his head on his all-too-low ceiling and goes into a coma. He never wakes up.

(Wait...Does homsar even LIVE anywhere?)

I wish I had a turkey sandwhich. And I don't want no zombie turkey either. Regular. Turkey. The PERFECT turkey. Do it.

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Granted, but it's so perfect it burns. This turkey is far too good for a mere mortal such as yourself. You said perfect and that's what you got.

I wish had a scanner for my computer.

Granted! And what a lovely scanner it is. It can scan anything. Pictures, drawings, heck, you could even scan yourself. Too bad you don't have the software necessary to make it run.

I wish I didn't have frizzy, confused hair.

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~*The Only Thing to Do is Jump Over the Moon*~

Granted! All your frizzy confused hair got taken off, and now you don't have hair. I dig the bald look.

Anyhoo. I wish Neopets didn't rip off my sig.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

granted Neopets doesn't exist, and neither does the internet.

I wish for a Virtual Boy.

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Granted. Here's a V.R. Visor. The only thing you can see in it is a boy.

I wish I had a lemon.

It's a lemon that decomposed long ago.

I wish I had my very own-a The Cheat.

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Wish granted! The Grape Faerie drops the egg on your doorstep. It hatches, and your The Cheat shifts out of the fish sticks and ambles out to greet you. A tender moment!

You lean over to pet it, and it gnaws your face off.

I wish LCD screens weren't so easily bruised.

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~*The Only Thing to Do is Jump Over the Moon*~

Granted. every time someone pokes an LCD screen, it bruises you instead

I wish for a whole bunch of rare LP records.

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Are you sure you want them rare? You should always cook your food thoroughly.

I wish I had a pair of military boots.

Granted, your feet transform into a new pair of military boots, thats gotta get uncomfortable after a while.

I wish for a professional movie camera, with 100,000 feet of film stock.

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Granted! You get the camera. You already have enough film in your bathroom, the film that's on the mirror.

I wish that I beat every video game that ever existed.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Granted. Now you've got nothing to do. Booowing!'d!

I wish I had a pop-up book with a fridge wich I could get TWO burgers out of!

Granted, but the burgers are not yet burgers. You are eaten by angry cows.

I wish that pikachu was on fire.

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Haha! You blunt fool! He zaps you with outrageous fury when you do so!

Get me a Folding Chair of Thwacky +133 so I can defeat Jello B. and stop him from marrying Mandy and flaming me and NT.

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Granted. Unfortunatly, Jello B. is wearing anti-FCOT+3 armor. He beats you into a coma, then kicks you off a building. Ouch.

I wish for duct tape. Just regular duct tape. 42 rolls would be nice.

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Granted: you get 42 rolls of duct tape stuck to your body, suffocating you.

I wish for everything

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Granted: You get everything, and it falls on you, squishing you.

I wish I had a monkey. A nice monkey, that would never do anything to harm me.

Granted: but then the monkey gets run over by a truck.

I wish for that dress to be fused to ramrod's skin

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Are you insane? Now Ramrod is creepy in both body and mind 24 hours a day. Your going to kill us all with a wish like that. It's self ruining.

I wish RamRod had a depressing midwestern accent.