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granted he gets a mid west chinese accent, now no-one can understand him

I wish for there to be tonnes of gold buried in my backyard

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Granted, tough, now that there exists so much gold, it's not worth very much. However, regular backyard dirt is all the rage now. Pitty you don't have any left.

I wish I could play the guitar.

Granted, but you didn't specify how well you wanted to play.
The truth is, your musical skills are horrible.

I wish I had exactly 12 oz. of pepsi in a plastic cup, and that the plastic cup could hold no more than 16 oz. I don't want any ice.

You get exactly 12oz of Pepsi in a plastic cup, a plastic cup that holds exactly 16oz. But there's a force field over the top of the cup to prevent the exactly 12oz of Pepsi from spilling, and you get your lips shocked when you try to drink it. LIP SHOCK'D!!

I wish The Cheatasaurus and The Cheatbot would have a battle over St. Louis...I mean Tokyo.

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They start fighting in Tokyo. However, they're not very large, so shortly a police man comes by, picks them up one in each hand, and then takes them to the pet store and the computer store.

I wish something positive and exciting would happen about now.

You get stepped on by a giant Monty Python foot. And a cute girl and an astronaut give me a new pair of boots.

I wish Jack Russell Terriers could sing and dance on Broadway.

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They could, but they don't wanna, because you don't pay them to.

I wish all your base belonged to me!

My Bases do belong to you. But there the boring, uneventful bases where paint drying is an official sport.

I wish i could meet Mike Chapman.

Granted: but not THE Mike Chapman, just some random guy with the same name

I wish for a pepsi.

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grant'd! the pepsi was shaken up so much, it explodes in a big firestorm, probably because it was the limited edition unstable napalm flavor.

i wish my computer was faster.

It's way more faster now, however, you don't own it anymore.

I wish your head exploded.

I said +133, not +3.

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Since Clan posted immediately after you, his head ends up being the target for the wish. His Head A Splode! (Is there a way to ruin that?) Oh, wait. You get Clan-guts all over your new dress. Jibbly.

I wish we were invaded by aliens who wore lampshades for hats and drank martinis.

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They come invade us and steal all our drinks! But then-- hey, wait a minute, isn't this ruined allready as it is? Anywyay, your mom explodes for no appearant reason.

I wish that if you said "Zeeky Boogy Doog" there would be an atomic explosion.

granted! you're in that non-sensical cartoon with no plot. and you're the flying melon, which always has to crash into a wall.

i wish my printer would sing the tune to Beverly Hills Cops

Great now it sings a quite "Dandy" Song. Unfortunatley, now all it prints is the title of the song. You are the weakest link. Good bye!

I wish I lived in FCUSA, and I was Coach Z, and I really didn't care if I was popular, cool, smelly or not. And I didn't die, get mauled by Strong Bad, or any other character, rocked at sports, didn't care if my life turned crappy, and was awesome. And I didn't care about anything. And I didn't die... just re assuring that one. Or get injured. Or hurt. Or anything bad happen to me. And I wish I wasn't kicked out, or could leave FCUSA. BEAT THAT!

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the spoilsport team comes and takes you away for a long long time.

i wish i had an iPod.

You do, but it's a broken one. 20 people trampled it.

I wish the Tell What U Think fad would die.

It can't, since so many people honestly tell what they think.

TOTPD's Yata-Lock!

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That's not a wish. The genie maims you.

I wish for a food.

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You get a food. It is moldy hamburgers with year old ketchuo and mayo.

I wish there was a different dancing emoticon.

Granted. But it's one of Dormar in a dress.

I wish my iPod worked agian.

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It did. For about five seconds. Then it blew up.

I wish I knew how to create my own forum.

Cool, but no one joins.

(PS: Here is how to make your own forum. For real.)

I wish Strong Bad answered my emails.

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he does, but the quality of the email is so bad people hunt you down and kill you

I wish for 13 wishes

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

Granted - but you dont get to choose them, so random bad stuff happens to you until your family dies.

I wish for a supercomputer.

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Granted. There is a supercomputer, but it's not yours.

I wish for pie.... again.

Granted, but this is an axel grease pie with shaving cream. I just can't tell you how unappetizing it smells. It's a miracle it didn't catch fire in the oven.

I wish Ramrod would wear a Kilt with absolutely no disgusting joke relating to Brave Heart.

Granted Ramrod wears a kilt, authenic style.

I wish fhqwgads was back on this forum again.

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Granted! But she is like the site's real fhqwhgads, and being a pixelated duck dosen't allow her to type very well.

I wish I was a tiny cowboy.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.