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Granted, but Jitka comes over and says "This town ain't big enough for the to of us." You have a stand off at high noon and lose. Your dead now. Thank you for playing.

I wish I had some Lysol.


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You get some Lysol. Now, instead of your apartment smelling like an old gas station bathroom that hasn't been cleaned or flushed in 20 years, it now smells like an old gas station bathroom that hasn't been cleaned or flushed in 20 years with a flowerbed in it. (You should have wished for Febreze).

I wish Tim the Enchanter were running for prime minister next year.

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I don't know who that is, so I will just say "Granted, but he is not very good at his new job."

I wish I had some Febreze.


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*BLING!* You get the Febreze. Unfortunately, Skeletor is still holding it at the time, so now you have a muscular undead lich sitting on your couch, hogging the TV remote, and eating all your nukerwave pizzas. But at least your apartment doesn't smell funny anymore!

I wish I had a remote control that could change the world.

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you get it, but a...bad man takes it from you and destroys the world

i wish i had cornbread

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Now you do.

:bubs: Ev'rybody knows me! My name Cornbread!

You two have fun!

I wish I could get a second wind. I've been up since 6 this morning and I still have studying to do but I'm falling asleep. Somebody help!

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Granted! In fact, you already got three, so one is taken away and, *poof!* You're asleep.

I wish that monkeroos existed.

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Granted: one bites your head off

I wish for huge Abs

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i wanted to ruin that wish!
for that, your abs are so huge, they even have a mind of their own, and dominate your body.

i wish i was balancing precariously on the edge of a bottomless volcano cliff, but nothing obvious will happen


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Granted: A spaceship comes along, beams you up, and crashes into the grand canyon.

I wish it was 1994. and I had a super nintendo, and like 50 games.

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you're the boss! who said they're good games? you get rip-offs like 'super maria world' and the 'the legend of zelda- clink's awakening' your nintendo can't take this, and explodes

i want a bowl of dim sims!


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Well Sim is my nickname, so you get a bowl full of stupid versions of me.

I wish for a kick in the head

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Yay! You get kicked in the head and your nose goes up your face and damages your brain which leaves you in a drooling mass of vomiting pain for the rest of you short life! bwahaha.....

I wish i had a talking sprite can that could help me shop for food...

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You get a talking sprite that helps you shop for food. But all he knows how to buy are pot pies and nukerwave pizzas. Plus, he refuses to buy any kind of sody pop except his very favorite brand. Can you guess what it is? No, it's 7-Up™! (Ha! Thought I was going to say Sprite™, didn't you?)

I wish Elvis were still alive, and was now the King of Electro Breakbeat.

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Ok, he's alive. Due to his love for fat sandwiches he's now like, four times as fat as he was before. All dumb children want to look like him, so they all gain six hundered pounds. Angry parents and nuns beats the whatsit out of you. And your mom a'splode.

I wish for something FUN!!


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Granted.
You are given a box. Inside the box is the funnest thing EVER. I can't quite say what it is because it'll ruin the surprise. But it is FUN! You've NEVER had so much fun in your life! You play and play and play with it and you don't believe you'll ever tire of it.

But like all things, you eventually do become tired of it. And because it's the funnest thing in creation, you become cynical, jaded, and extremely depressed.

I wish I could fly.

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You can... with the help of dynamite! ;)

I wish I had one o' them SBLOUNSKCHED! bars.


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you're not allergic to marshmallows, are you? well you are allergit to marshmallow vapor!

i wish i owned a bowl-a-rama!


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Granted! You own a Bowl-A-Rama! Unfortuantly Dormar comes in a dress and bowls, which makes everyone leave, including you.

I wish that my pet was The Cheat!... and he was nice to me.

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You now have a pet The Cheat. And he's nice to you. Unfortunately, the Brother Graw Mad that comes with him seems to interpret every move you make as an attempt to harm his li'l buddy, sooooo, EVERLOVING CRAP BEAT'D OUT OF'D BY BROTHER GRAW MAD'D!!

I wish Buffalo Style Boneless Hot Wings were flying aroung BTG's head.

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Ok, Now they float around his head, but birds eat them. Too bad.

I wish Strong Bad would be a character in LoZ: Ocarina of Time! That would be awesome!

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Strong Bad ends up as a character in the Ocanira of Time. Unfortunately, the character he ends up being is a faerie. That's right. He has wing-a-lings, a wand, and a tutu (Ramrod would be proud). And he's not too happy that you wished him into the game, so he turns you into a toady frog.

I wish Hilary Duff had some good music, and not that crap they play on the radio.

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Granted! But now Clan is the most popular on the forum for it, you should have never flamed him.

I wish that I could write my own rock song.

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what is the defenition of rock song? you come up with stuff like "oh rocks, oh rocks, some with speckles, some with spots" like what marzipan would come up with.

i wish all my homework would be magically finished, and with good grades.


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Granted: It does, but then your house burns down, destroying it.

I wish for a SBLOUNSKCHED

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granted, your SBLOUNSKCHED is not happy with you, it ran away to the mountains. Now you find yourself outside, pretending that you're a cool guy and you're looking at a SBLOUNSKCHED in a bag.

I wish that I have the cheat - like reflexes


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Your The Cheat-like reflexes tell you to accept pencil shavings as currency. You get booted out of the shop I haven' t mentioned for trying to pay with pencil shavings.


I wish for an icecream.

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You get a home made ice cream from The Poopsmith. His extra-special secret recipe.

I wish Marzipan and Strong Mad exchanged voices.


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Strong Mad starts singing the "Scroll Buttons are Good - They Move You UP and Down" song. Of course, being that he's several way four more meaner and tougher than you, you dare not tell him to stop. And, incidentally, oddly enough, Homestar and Marzipan now communicate much better than they did before.

I wish Bampires and Warwilfs could all just get along.

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they join forces to kill you.

i wish for a basement that has extremely secure butresses so it wouldn't collapse


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