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Granted: you get XP, and all the bugs, viruses, adware and spyware in the world - you should have wished for fedora core 5!

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You didn't wish for anything so I'm going to give you nothing. But not just any nothing, this is THE NOTHING. Now the whole universe will be void.

I wish for croutons.

You get croutons. But where did your salad go? It disappeared! Now all you have is a big bowl of croutons. No lettuce, no ham, no cheese, and no tomatoes.

I wish Eh Steve's mouth would a splode the universe.

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Well, It asplodes your universe. Which is a moldy old apartment, Now there are millions of Eh Steve mouths that say "Eh Steve" Every second. You lose your girlfriend because she thought your name was mike.

I wish for a boyfriend

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boop boop beep boop bop

You get one, unfortunatley, he a slpodes for no reason.

I wish I had a FISH FRIEND!?

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Your fish friend was a radioactive-infective piranna. It bites you, and you become the amazing pirranna-man! Your uncle dies and you want to help people, you jump on land to use your amazing new powers, but die from not realizing you've grown your gills and lost your lungs.
I wish the VHS would come to me at the sofa instead of just ejecting itself out of the player.

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Granted. This VHS is no ordinary VHS to speak of, we're talking MUTANT VHS. And like most mutants, the VHS eats you when it comes to you.

I wish for some pencils.

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Wish granted. The pencils come flying at you and poke you in the eyes. You are taken into surgery, but it is to late you will forever be known as the person who got killed be a pencil.
I wish for your mom.

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My mom appears and catches you reading pr0n. She destroys all your pr0n and gives you a good spanking.

THAT'LL LEARN YA!!


You get a boyfriend. And his name is Clan rHrN. Enjoy!

I wish I had an autographed picture of the Bear Holding A Shark.

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You get one! Unfortunatley the Bear Holding a Shark is offended by this and destroys the picture, and you.

I wish I had good signal for my laptop in my room.

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You get a good signal for your laptop. Unfortunately, it's an Indian guy sending smoke signals. Not only does your room get smoked out, but a horde of Souix attack you and steal your lappy.

I wish muffins would pop out of IantheGecko's ears at a rate of approximately 1 per second.

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He eats them all and gets really fat.

I wish I could eat and play video games at the same time.

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*BLING!* You get turned into Pac-Man! Now all you do is run around mazes eating dots and fleeing from scary ghosts (at least it's not Bampires or Warwilfs). But you better hope those ghosts don't catch you, or it's GAME OVER!

I wish I had claws and a proboscis.

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Well, you can't have them. We're fresh out of claws and probiscuses here in wish-granting land. We can, however, set you up with a nice deal on some antennae and a humingbird beak.

I wish for world peace. And a puppy, possibly corgi in nature.

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OMG MY WEBSITE IS YOUR MOMMA!

Granted but the corgi turns out to be a rabid wolf. You get rabies.


I wish for a can of soda.

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Listen buddy, you'll get your soda when I get my cure for rabies.

I wish that wishes actually, for once, turned into fishes.

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OMG MY WEBSITE IS YOUR MOMMA!

Your wish turns in to a fish, however due to your lack of fish catching skills, it swims away. Great, now what are you going to feed your family?

I wish that I still had my pants...

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Sister, now that we're grieving
Our fingers will falter
Our lungs will be leaking
All over each other and without even speaking
We'll know that it's over and smile and go greeting
Whatever comes next

You do! But they have rabid cats in 'em that also have rabies. You [s]dead[/s] rabified.

I wish I had an awesome website about Zelda.

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DING! Wish granted. You now have a perfect mirror site to every and all Zelda site there is out there. Unfortunately, it violates the copyrights on each and every one, and you get in bigtime trouble with the FCC, the FTC, the FDA, the FBI, and the TSA. Bueracracy'd!

I wish for a thousand magic lamps with geni's [sp?] inside of them.

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Granted but you get a lamp and 1,000 Genie garage door openers.


I wish for all of the power in the universe.

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Okay, but you don't have nearly enough extension cords, let alone the right adapter.

I wish for... a sandwich.

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Granted, but this is a nail and rat poison sandwich. After impaling the inside of your mouth, you poison yourself and die.


Thanks, Didymus. All I wanted was the bowl of croutons. I hate salad.
First Schmelen gives me a bonus and now this. You guys must really like me.

I wish I had wireless DSL.

Granted. Unfortunately, it is hooked up directly to your brain and you go insane from the infrmation overload. You spend the rest of your life in a mental institution, insisting that you are the Pillsbury Doughboy.


I wish I could make pie appear out of thin air.

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not good quality pie. they taste like cardboard.

i wish some of these wishes would actually come true, not the ones where bad things happen to me.

Congratulations, everyone's wishes except your's came true! Now you are responsible for carrying them out to the letter.

I wish for a really awesome computer.

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You get a Hal 9000! "Dave? What are you doing? What are you doing, Dave? Dave, what are you doing?"

I wish Turduckens would solve the world hunger problem.

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Terducken production modernizes to the point that the terduckens take on a life of their own and grow hostile. A 10 year war between terduckens and humans takes place, resulting in millions of deaths. The terduckens win and rename Earth "Claus Fernando". Humans are relegated to boring office jobs with many office dullards.

I wish for a response to this post.

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I'm an email gaaaambler. That means I play cards with emails... full house.
You're ever welcome, Valerie...

Well you get one, but this is a bad response, because, I didn't respond correctly. SO HA! X3

I wish I had the BEST FORUM IN THE WORLD! Muhahaha! And there was no copyright infringments, and tons of people were joined in it, they were all my friends and liked me FOREVER.

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You get it, unfortunately it is right when a Serbian radical shoots the Archduke of Austria-Hungary, causing Austria to demand unrealistic reparations from the Serbian Government. Russia gets mad at Austria because it's allied with Serbia and mobilizes against Austria and Germany. Since Russia is also allied with France, Germany also must fight them, marching to France through Belgium, which is a protectorate of England. England declares war on Germany and the US starts giving aid to England. The Germans sink an American ocean liner and America declares war on Germany. You get drafted and die in the trenches.

I wish for some au-gratin potatos.

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I'm an email gaaaambler. That means I play cards with emails... full house.
You're ever welcome, Valerie...

Hooray, you get a big ol' bag of au-gratin potatoes. Oh, wait, they're awwww-gratin potatoes. The King Of Town, angry that you stole his potatoes, kills you with the steak knife he was using to fix himself a plate of nachos. Why you need a steak knife to prepare a plate of nachos is beyond me.

I wish I had the ability to enter my favorite comics and webcomics and webtoons and cartoons and books and video games and... yeah, you get it.

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