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Pom Pom thinks you're tring to fade him and shoots you with that .45 he carries around.


I wish for a dish of delish fish served to me by the god Ganish while saying the German word for 'table' which is 'Tisch'.

*types whatever that top-o-the-page deal is*

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Hooray, you get a big ol' bag of au-gratin potatoes. Oh, wait, they're awwww-gratin potatoes. The King Of Town, angry that you stole his potatoes, kills you with the steak knife he was using to fix himself a plate of nachos. Why you need a steak knife to prepare a plate of nachos is beyond me.

I wish I had the ability to enter my favorite comics and webcomics and webtoons and cartoons and books and video games and... yeah, you get it.


Wish granted. Un fortunatly, the programmer in the video game put in
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!step
if(kill=1){
     change_obj(dead);
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}
kill=1;
step!

!draw
if(kill=1){
drw_txt(x+0,y+0,'You Win!')
}
draw!

In English, you get killed
and in the comics, you get killed

I wish I could come up with a wish.

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Your wish is granted. You wish to become a piece of lint. You stay stuck under a bookcase in an abandoned hut, alone forever.

I wish for someone to write me an A+ paper for my history class on Hitler's war aims, give it to me, then die so as to protect the secret forever.

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You get the paper, but unfortunately, you mentioned the name of That Really Mean German Guy Whose Name You're Not Supposed To Say In Forums! THREAD=VERY OVER!! YOU=VERY LOSED!! Mr. Godwin appears out of thin air and clobbers you with a huge Windows 3.1 logo.

I wish a giant George Washington Robot would battle a giant Abraham Lincoln Robot over [s]St. Louis[/s] Tokyo.

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Wish granted. They do, but it doesn't last long. Chuck Norris intercedes and creams them both within four seconds. You missed it because you were too busy concentrating on picking up your sobe noodles with chopsticks.

I really, really wish for a hot dog with mustard and onions.

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wholegrain mustard! i've never tasted it but i'm sure it's horrible. well, it is to look at!

i wish for much faster internet connection, and that isn't determined by the speed my modem is travelling.


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Granted. Your internet connection is now so fast that it crashes right through your compy screen and hits you in the face.

I wish I had the best car ever.


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You have the best car ever. It's so fast, you press the accellerator very lightly, and suddenly find yourself in Alaska, being attacked by killer penguin assassins. You press the accellerator again, and suddenly find yourself surrounded by French people. You silently wish you had settled for the penguins, but it's too late now. You get clobbered over the head with a bagette.

I wish I could snap my fingers and make nukerwave pizzas appear on top of StrongRad's head.

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Granted. Strong Bad then throws the nukerwave pizzas (which are now fon fire) at you. You scream like a little girl for all to hear.

I wish for my wish to not be ruined.

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The Wish Djinni appears and says, "Hey, buddy! You're posting on the wrong thread! This is the 'Ruin A Wish' thread. If you don't want you're wish ruined, maybe you should try like, the 'Make A Wish Come True Without Ruining It' thread. Oops, there isn't one. Why? Because it would be totally lame, that's why!" He turns you into a lizard for some reason, and now the only job you can get is selling insurance.

I wish I had a really cool cybernetic nose.

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Granted: but it turns evil, and takes over your body, turning you into a terrorist, so you get shot.

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I wish for my wish to be ruined


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Yet there is no wish to ruin since your wish was to ruin your wish and you end up...

PARADOX'd!

I wish Sishu would get rid of her creepy sig.

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She put you in it, so the moderators had to ban it.
And your mom exploded.

I wish I had some soda to go with these peanut rings.


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Granted! It is called the soda of death. Enjoy!

I wish my brother would just shut up.

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Your wish is my command! Every orifice in your brothers body has now been sealed. He will soon die of suffocation. And I also enclosed a note in his lifeless, clutching hands reading "Topofsm did this." as an added bonus! The police will be at your door asking questions in a matter of time.

I wish I had the cure for indigestion.

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You get the cure for indigestion. It's called "The Stomach Pump." Have fun!

I wish I could invent the best food product ever and use it to take over the world.

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Granted! It is so good! You end up scarfing it up, and they elect a better leader after you die.

I wish that TV was better.

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It's so good you watch it all day and you get eye cancer.

I wish I was taller.

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You are now twice as tall. And so is the rest of the universe.

I wish your mom exploded. Again.


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Someone's mom, did explode, yours.

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So you don't want this million-dollar bill? Too bad.

I wish Marzipan and The Poopsmith would change jobs.


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the poopsmith becomes a hippie, and marzipan has to shovel crap. not to mention, homestar starts dating the.....well, never mind


i wish i had a microphone and an amplifier. then we'll hear what i want!


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Granted! They are made out of waffles.

I wish Rather Dashing existed.

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Rather Dashing exists now. He spends all day at your house, whining about how Trogdor burninated his thatch-roofed cottage. You get totally depressed being around him all day, but you feel too sorry for him to just kick him out. He eats all your nukerwave pot pies and ramen noodles.

I wish there were real live turduckens, and you didn't need a license to hunt them.

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Granted. But your parents call the cops when you try getting weapons.

I wish Strong Sad wasn't whiny.


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Ok, now he's mute....Yep, mute.... :sad: Now he is depressing and boring.

I wish Homsar had a green hat.


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Homsar now has a green hat. Funny thing, it looks just like Teff's old "Legend of Zelda" style hat. And Teff's bald spot is exposed. He's not terribly happy with you, so he clobbers you from behind with a brick. He was planning on using that hat to take over the world.

I wish I had my very own Bat Alphabet Soup Container, autographed by Adam West.

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You got one. Everybody's jealous. Someone steals it. You don't got one no more. Your mom explode.

I wish the next poster would try to post in a language he/she doesn't even know a word of.


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You do, but only you suckseed making in engrish speak.

I wish that the next poster was a person who could grant me wishes, and nothing bad can happen EVER to it. No gimmicks, just wishes.
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