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PostPosted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:22 pm 
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I wish that the next poster was a person who could grant me wishes,

Doesn't mean I haveto. ;)
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and nothing bad can happen EVER to it.

Ok, nothing bad can happen to the wish itself. :p
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No gimmicks, just wishes.

Mom explosions aren't quite gimmicks, so... :mrgreen:

Your mom explode.

I wish I had Pom Pom's number.


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You get it! However, you keep prank calling him, so he gets angry and beats you up.

I wish my sister had Marzipan for another sister.


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*POOF* You are now Marzipan. Many combolations! (I hope you like puffed rice)

I wish for... less awesomeness.

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The world gets so boring, that you are bored out of your mind. You get depressed and eventually stab yourself.

I wish Bubs sold things for less.


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Ok, he sells some things for less. But for everything else, he quintuples the price of them.

I wish that I had a copy of the Nintendo Revolution when it came it, along with thousands of games. And it was not pirated, stolen, and it was fully functional.

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Location: living in the sunling, loving in the moonlight, having a wonderful time.
*Fa-ROOSH* You now have a fulluy-functional, fully awe-inspiring Revolution, with all the trimmings. Unfortunately, in order to get that you had to sell all your worldly possesions, and commit great un-legalities at the forum's weekly bridge night. You have your Nintendo, only no house or electricity to use it, and everyone's miffed at you, so you can't go over to their house to play it. Oh yeah, it rains that night, and messes up the paint job (and the wiring)

I wish for two million dollars, all in chocolate bars, and in a way that won't hurt me right off the bat.

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Alright, wish granted. You've got all these chocolate bars. In fact, you now own a rather large chunk of the entire country's supply of them. You've caused a chocolate bar shortage and prices for the remaining chocolate skyrocket. That hardly matters to you, though, so we'll just focus on you. You feel powerful having the public on their knees depending on you for their chocolate fix, you sell some of it back to them at even higher levels than the natural chocolate inflation. You then get really cocky and decide to torture the public by eating all of this chocolate in front of them.
After the 210th bar your intestines a splode, and that's not a very pretty sight.

I wish I wasn't assigned to do a presentation tomorrow on a topic that I couldn't give two hoots about.

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You get a topic on owls, so you do a lot more than two hoots. After the hooting, however, the audience started booting. I mean booing.

I wish Homsar made sense.


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Good one, now he's not funny anymore, all of us homsar fans come after you with a baseball bat.

I wish homsar was Strong Bads sidekick.

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Granted! Homsar can type and he dosen't even have arms! He answers emails all day just like Strong Bad. And he answers the worst ones. He does random stuff, and Strong Bad just laughs and dosen't do anything funny anymore.

I wish for pants.

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granted: all of your current pants disappear (including the ones you are wearing) and a whole bunch appear on a tree outside. Go fetch

I wish ramrods head would SPLODE.

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It SPLODEd right when he was wearing your mom's nicest dress. She spanks the life out of you when she sees how bloody it is. And then she explodes with anger.

I wish it would stop snowing allready!


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It stops snowing. The polar ice caps melt, and water covers the entire earth. And now human kind gets attacked by a horde of bears riding sharks. And you get EAT'D!!

I wish Dark Grapefruit would return everybody's pants. Especially Ramrod's.

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Done. However, she has a ransom for them. You get the pants, but then she gets a lot of money. She gets a bunch of lawyers to sue all pants wearers, and wins, so she gets even richer. Then she gets Homestar, who isn't wearing pants, to be second in command, so you have to pay her more or you get attacked by the Homestarmy. Then she buys Microsoft (woah), and forces everybody to switch to Windows. She puts on hypnosis on the computer, so you are forced to stay on. You get bombarded even more with electric bills, until everybody goes bankrupt and has to sumbit to her. Nice going.

I wish people would stop saying "O RLY?"


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Granted, but this is a little hard to ruin. Give me a minute...
Ok, but everyone starts using pwn, rotf, and other E-slang in every sentence. It spreads to real life and the English language takes a turn for the worse.

I wish that I could afford flash so I could start making Bob and Jeffery the good way.


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Gurrranted!!! But Homestar is better, so your flash is useless

I wish for a fish


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Granted; The fish was delish and made quite a dish! You're doing the dishes, by the way.

I wish I could write like (pr)eeeeeeooooooooowww and be done with my stupid engli(l)sh riiiiiiiight.... (wadda-hoo) now!


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Done. But your weirdness gives you an E-.

I wish Kelly Clarkson came to my house, and the same with Kanye West.

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what house? you found out that your house was stolen by aliens and now you are being hated by two famous people because you failed for an appointmetn

I wish I spelled appointment correctly in that sentence


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you do. but, the word is now appointmetn. now, stephen hawking quits his job to find out what an appointmetn is, and i think he has something to do with black holes, so he can't prevent the next black hole, which absorbs all existence. including your appointmetn. it's all your fault!

i wish for a breakfast omelette, even though it's after 10:30 am. well, it is here!


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Here ya go. Sorry it's like, three hours late, like, even late to be lunch. Hello? ...uhm, did you just starve to death?

I wish I had brains for brains.


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Location: Hey! I'm looking for some kind of trangly thing!
You now have fish brains for brains. You flop around, trying to catch worms in your mouth, and when you find a stream, you jump in and start swimming up river. You get eat'd by a Kodiak Bear Holding A North Pacific Shark. (*mysterious myth music*).

I wish The Guy with the Bigg Nife would team up with General Tsao's Chicken to defeat the British Distance Runner and Fish Wearing a Fro Wig, in Battleship or Monopoly.

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You CAN't DO THAT!!!! THAT WOULD ALTER TIME!!!!!!?!!!!@$#@$^

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Granted! You wish for nothing.

I wish that underwear was funny.

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granted, all your underwears got a deal in vegas and left you

I wish for a good fish


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you get a good fish. at least, it was good four days ago.

i wish for a spanner.


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Combolations! You get your very own Clan rHrN. Have fun!

(just kidding, Clan).

I wish for the world's most powerful and versitile grill.

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Granted! Here it is in action.
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I wish that everyone voted for me.

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granted, you are voted as the worst dressed sentient being in the universe

I wish for a fine fish


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Wish granted, and what a fine fish indeed! It can sing, it can dance, it speaks six different languages and is quite witty--best of all, it doesn't even smell like a fish, it smells like a fresh summer breeze. You keep it in a bowl in your room and love it. However, you soon grow to feel very intimidated by said fish as it appears to be much smarter than you. You are tortured inside, and there's nothing that can be done about it. It's too big to flush down the toilet and you're allergic to seafood so grilling it in lemon butter isn't an option.

I wish that I could play electric guitar and play in a rock and roll band with the Cheat.

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