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| Author: | 20X6_chairscoot [ Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:50 am ] |
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You and your band became famous, then the cheat tricked you and ran off with all your profits, and your house, and your dignity. I wish I was a million ladies tall |
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| Author: | Fresh_and_Clean [ Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:15 am ] |
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Granted. Let's see, ladies are generally about 5'5 tall, so that times a million is.... Congratulations! You are now 5,500,000 feet tall. When you stand up, your head rises about Earth's atmosphere. You suffocate. I wish I had a single delicious, non-contaminated, perfectly edible, perfectly legal chocolate bar. |
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| Author: | Cyberdemon [ Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:29 pm ] |
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Sorry it hasn't been invented yet. I wish the poopsmith could actually talk.. |
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| Author: | Homsar22 [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:57 am ] |
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Granted: I couldn't be bothered being creative so uh... the poopsmith explodes. I wish I could be more creative |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:20 pm ] |
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You decide to salt your own foot and then eat it. Your mom explodes when she sees what you're doing. I wish the next person would explain exactly how an A* algorithm works. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:39 am ] |
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Granted! I say that A* means a-star. I wish that someone hot and cool and who I liked asked me to the MORP dance. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:30 pm ] |
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This really cute girl comes up to you and asks you to the MORP dance. You accept. Then the night of the dance, you show up at the school, and it turns out to be a Municipality Organization Recruitment Program dance. Combolations! You are now in the Municipality Organization. You get your own scraggly hair, gas mask, billy club, and shield. Now get out there and disperse those rioters! Oh, and the girl never dances with you. She was just trying to lure you there so you get RECRUIT'D!! I wish fluffy bunnies would invade China. |
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| Author: | 20X6_chairscoot [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 11:44 am ] |
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granted, but since giant robots and monsters ALREADY invaded Japan. The bunnies decided to give up and eliminate YOU I wish alms for the pudgy again |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:22 pm ] |
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The pudgy get all the alms. That means homeless people, hungry children, battered women, and storm victims don't get any. And the pudgy just use them to buy more Twinkies® and Doritos®. I wish AgentSeeThroo would fall over and say, "Ow!" |
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| Author: | homestarman17 [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:42 pm ] |
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Granted. He falls on the ground and says "ow", but the vibrations from his exclamation cause an avealanch and it kills you. I wish everyone in the world hated shrimp. |
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| Author: | andrew [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:44 pm ] |
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Granted, but since people stop eating shrimp their population increases dramatically and they evolve into a race of super shrimp. They now eat US... with a little bit of cocktail sauce. I wish I had some cookies. |
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| Author: | homestarman17 [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:46 pm ] |
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Granted, but it turns out the cookies are made out of human flesh and tissues. I wish that I had a giant mug of frosty root beer. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 11:07 pm ] |
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You have a giant mug of frosty root beer. Unfortunately, along comes Old-Timey Strong Bad, and he decides to go for a dip in the Sarsparilla Swimming Hole. "Last one in is a Free Mason!" Now you have an Old-Timey Strong Bad swimming around in your mug of root beer. But hey, if you still want to drink it, you go right ahead. I wish that the Municipality would finally capture that Bear Holding A Shark. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 11:08 pm ] |
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Granted! It comes with two minors, and the cops bust you for it. I wish that I had more cool (real) friends. |
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| Author: | homestarman17 [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 11:17 pm ] |
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Granted. You get all the coolest friends in the world and become the coolest person in the world. Unfourtionatly, you can't take all the attention, so your head a-splode. I wish Grape flovored popcicles didn't taste like medicine. |
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| Author: | Homsar22 [ Fri Apr 14, 2006 2:35 am ] |
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granted: now they taste like monkey fur. I wish for more (good) DS Games. |
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| Author: | zachoccio [ Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:53 am ] |
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Homsar22 wrote: granted: now they taste like monkey fur.
I wish for more (good) DS Games. Grant'd! Mario Party 9999999999999 is released for DS and is completely new and original. Sadly you're not invited to this party. I wish my health teacher had herpes... |
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| Author: | Schmelen [ Fri Apr 14, 2006 7:11 am ] |
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Your health teacher now has herpes. And grosses out the class by complaining about his/her symptoms all the time. Ew. I wish I could draw better. |
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| Author: | zachoccio [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 11:15 am ] |
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Crammalation up yo eat hole! You draw the world's best picture... of Mohammed and get killed by terrorists seven times! I wish I could get an "A" in AP Physics. |
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| Author: | ready for prime time [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 11:18 am ] |
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'terr-A-ble' that's how you spelled it. i wish i had more chocolate |
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| Author: | Neoguy [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:17 pm ] |
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ready for prime time wrote: i wish i had more chocolate
wish granted. You now have a mountain of chocolate. Unfortunately, the mountain is 50 feet tall, but it is on the equator... so you drown in a sea of melted chocolate. I wish I lived in Free Country, USA... |
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| Author: | Rogue Leader [ Mon Apr 17, 2006 11:53 pm ] |
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You did live in FCUSA. But sadly, you were shot and killed on your first day there. Dang gangs... I wish for true enlightenment, and I would no suffer physical or emotional pain because of it. |
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| Author: | Strong Badia [ Tue Apr 18, 2006 12:05 am ] |
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Wish granted. You disapear into a piece of thin air. No one ever gets to see you again, but you'll never die nor feel any pain. I wish I could die and go to hell. |
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| Author: | Badri3211 [ Tue Apr 18, 2006 12:11 am ] |
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Granted But there's one problem. Since you have been so good in the world, the leader of the hell, hates you and wanted you to got to heaven. I wish that I am rich. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Tue Apr 18, 2006 12:14 am ] |
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Improber grammar'd! Past tense! You get sucked into the middle ages where they make you into a peasant! I wish that I was cool. And not like, temperature cool. |
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| Author: | Neoguy [ Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:50 am ] |
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Wish granted. You are so cool that the superpowers, fearing that you will attempt to take them over, team up and smite you into Fabreeze-scented oblivion!! I wish I was Stinkoman...because he's THE GUY! |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:21 am ] |
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You become Stinkyman. And you stink. To high heaven. Man, even SKUNKS are afraid of you now. But at least you get your wish. I wish Tef were floating around upside down. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:28 pm ] |
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Granted; you're in a space station. Oh, and you better do something about those leaks... I wish I didn't have to do my stupid english paper, or any other paper for that matter eider! |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:42 pm ] |
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*BLING!* You no longer have any papers to do for the rest of your life. The bad news is that now you have to live on top of a mountain in an old log cabin with nothing but cornbread to eat for the rest of your life. And no Internets access, either. And no TV. Or music. Just an old deck of playing cards with the Jack of Hearts and the 7 of Clubs missing. I wish wiener dogs had super powers and could save the world from evil. |
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| Author: | buhubs [ Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:44 pm ] |
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Weiner dogs now have a dazzling array of powers, and can fly. however taping dogs to air planes is popular I wish people would listen to me |
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