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Since the genie does not know what that means. He gave you a counterfeit nickel tree instead, then some lumber jacks cut it down and it falls on you.

I wish sb would get in a green thing and dance

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

SB puts on a green dress and dances around, giving everybody but Ramrod severe Jibblies.

I wish Buhubs was a super hero named Bread Man.

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Granted! After he becomes breadman, he makes pumpernickel bread. Since he dosen't know what it is, he makes counterfeit nickel. He forces it down your throat. Nickel is poisonous.

I wish that the talent show at my school wasn't cancelled.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

*poof!* it is not canceled. However, Little Strong Bad comes up to do his stand-up comedy act...and you must sit through it...AGONY'd!!

I wish I knew a wish that was impossible to ruin...

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"And everyone lived happily ever after..."
"...Until the giant ants came and slaughtered everyone."

You now know of a wish that's impossible to ruin. Unfortunately, you can't wish it now, because you already used your wish to wish for that knowledge.

I wish Eh Steve and Keyboard Head SB were roommates in a wacky new comedy on FOX.

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Granted! But due to the lack of dialouge it gets cancelled after the 3rd episode, eh steve putting scorpions down Didymus's pants

I wish I was in the homestarmy

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Granted! You are now a popcorn maker named "Bennedetto"

I wish that my band could show our skills to the school, and prove that we are better than that stupid other band.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

You show your school your skills, but it's over the morning PA announcements that nobody listens to.

I wish I were big & strong!

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Wish granted! You grew so big and strong, not only did you crush all of your family and friends but you sufficated since your head was at an altitude of 3566846743 feet standing up!

I wish I was a canadian...

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Voilà! You're Rick Moranis!

I wish I had the world's best compy.

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You got god's compy and just looking at it made your blood turn into chocolate syrup.

I wish I was Bill Clinton.

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Granted! but because bill clinton did alot of unlawful things, you have to serve the terms...in jail for him.

I wish I could attract any girl

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Here she is! Hilary Duff's unborn twin.

I wish I had the world's biggest chocolate bar!

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You got it, but it crushed you and your entire squad of girl scouts since it was as large as a small township.

I wish I could get a life!

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Have fun being the world's skinniest bodybuilder!

I wish for world peace.

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Yep! Everybody's spine just snapped! Now everyone will just lay on the ground and die of starvation. Can't fight if you can't move!

I wish Jon F Kennedy will back to life only he is bullet proof.

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Granted. However, once he finds out he is bullet proof, he robs your house knowing that your trusty rifle can't harm him.

I wish I had my own spaceship.

You get it, but since your a turtle and you don't have fingers you are unable to fly it. You go home and cry softly into a pillow for 2 months.

I wish Badri3211 would fall in a pit full of sentient halberds that wanted to kill him.

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Granted! but unfortunately you were tied to him

I wish I could win the last post game

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

You win, by being the only one who posted. Tough luck.

I wish I had dreads, grills, and total blingage.

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All-around screamfest! Get out there and represent I & I, Jah Jah Warriors!

You can have that, but you die of cancer because blingage is weird.

I wish I was the prettiest girl in school.

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Granted! In fact, you are so hot, that everyone goes blind. That means you too.

I wish that a hot girl that I liked asked me to the MORP dance.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

She did, but only so she could mug and kill you right after it.

I wish for absolute power over all things soup.

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Granted. Then The Cheat comes along, pours the hot soup on your eyes, and starts doing a hip-hop dance on your head.

I wish I had a pet Trogdor.

BURNINATED!!

I wish for some random thing

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The random thing is unfortunately your worst enemy, and you end up dealing with him for the rest of your life.

I wish that the crush who I had since grade 4, would kiss me and ask me to marry...

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It rocks my socks!

She did and you had many beautiful children, but after she had triplets she divorced and now you have to pay child support for the rest of your
sad life.

I wish the world turned Indigo.

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Granted! but now no one can tell anything apart. causing mass havoc....on you

I wish I had a lower title just like didymus

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Granted! It says, This guy is stupid

I wish that I could make the universe (minus me) collapse at will.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Okay, but the atmosphere is part of the universe so you suffocate pretty quickly after your first try.

I wish I could go back in time and unify China!

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