Yep! Everybody's spine just snapped! Now everyone will just lay on the ground and die of starvation. Can't fight if you can't move!
I wish Jon F Kennedy will back to life only he is bullet proof.
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| Author: | buhubs [ Fri Apr 21, 2006 12:39 am ] |
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Since the genie does not know what that means. He gave you a counterfeit nickel tree instead, then some lumber jacks cut it down and it falls on you. I wish sb would get in a green thing and dance |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Fri Apr 21, 2006 12:44 am ] |
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SB puts on a green dress and dances around, giving everybody but Ramrod severe Jibblies. I wish Buhubs was a super hero named Bread Man. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Fri Apr 21, 2006 1:06 am ] |
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Granted! After he becomes breadman, he makes pumpernickel bread. Since he dosen't know what it is, he makes counterfeit nickel. He forces it down your throat. Nickel is poisonous. I wish that the talent show at my school wasn't cancelled. |
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| Author: | Neoguy [ Fri Apr 21, 2006 1:35 am ] |
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*poof!* it is not canceled. However, Little Strong Bad comes up to do his stand-up comedy act...and you must sit through it...AGONY'd!! I wish I knew a wish that was impossible to ruin... |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Fri Apr 21, 2006 1:40 am ] |
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You now know of a wish that's impossible to ruin. Unfortunately, you can't wish it now, because you already used your wish to wish for that knowledge. I wish Eh Steve and Keyboard Head SB were roommates in a wacky new comedy on FOX. |
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| Author: | buhubs [ Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:32 am ] |
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Granted! But due to the lack of dialouge it gets cancelled after the 3rd episode, eh steve putting scorpions down Didymus's pants I wish I was in the homestarmy |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:37 am ] |
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Granted! You are now a popcorn maker named "Bennedetto" I wish that my band could show our skills to the school, and prove that we are better than that stupid other band. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Apr 23, 2006 8:34 pm ] |
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You show your school your skills, but it's over the morning PA announcements that nobody listens to. I wish I were big & strong! |
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| Author: | Lu Bu [ Sun Apr 23, 2006 9:32 pm ] |
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Wish granted! You grew so big and strong, not only did you crush all of your family and friends but you sufficated since your head was at an altitude of 3566846743 feet standing up! I wish I was a canadian... |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Apr 23, 2006 9:35 pm ] |
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Voilà! You're Rick Moranis! I wish I had the world's best compy. |
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| Author: | Lu Bu [ Sun Apr 23, 2006 9:47 pm ] |
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You got god's compy and just looking at it made your blood turn into chocolate syrup. I wish I was Bill Clinton. |
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| Author: | buhubs [ Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:05 pm ] |
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Granted! but because bill clinton did alot of unlawful things, you have to serve the terms...in jail for him. I wish I could attract any girl |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:17 pm ] |
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Here she is! Hilary Duff's unborn twin. I wish I had the world's biggest chocolate bar! |
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| Author: | Lu Bu [ Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:22 pm ] |
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You got it, but it crushed you and your entire squad of girl scouts since it was as large as a small township. I wish I could get a life! |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:36 pm ] |
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Have fun being the world's skinniest bodybuilder! I wish for world peace. |
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| Author: | Lu Bu [ Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:41 pm ] |
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Yep! Everybody's spine just snapped! Now everyone will just lay on the ground and die of starvation. Can't fight if you can't move!
I wish Jon F Kennedy will back to life only he is bullet proof. |
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| Author: | PurpleKoopa [ Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:47 pm ] |
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Granted. However, once he finds out he is bullet proof, he robs your house knowing that your trusty rifle can't harm him. I wish I had my own spaceship. |
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| Author: | Lu Bu [ Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:58 pm ] |
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You get it, but since your a turtle and you don't have fingers you are unable to fly it. You go home and cry softly into a pillow for 2 months. I wish Badri3211 would fall in a pit full of sentient halberds that wanted to kill him. |
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| Author: | buhubs [ Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:02 pm ] |
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Granted! but unfortunately you were tied to him I wish I could win the last post game |
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| Author: | Darth Katana X [ Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:05 pm ] |
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You win, by being the only one who posted. Tough luck. I wish I had dreads, grills, and total blingage. |
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| Author: | Lu Bu [ Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:09 pm ] |
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You can have that, but you die of cancer because blingage is weird. I wish I was the prettiest girl in school. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:21 pm ] |
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Granted! In fact, you are so hot, that everyone goes blind. That means you too. I wish that a hot girl that I liked asked me to the MORP dance. |
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| Author: | Lu Bu [ Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:24 pm ] |
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She did, but only so she could mug and kill you right after it. I wish for absolute power over all things soup. |
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| Author: | PurpleKoopa [ Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:39 am ] |
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Granted. Then The Cheat comes along, pours the hot soup on your eyes, and starts doing a hip-hop dance on your head. I wish I had a pet Trogdor. |
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| Author: | Homsar22 [ Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:58 am ] |
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BURNINATED!! I wish for some random thing |
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| Author: | Strong Badia [ Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:04 am ] |
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The random thing is unfortunately your worst enemy, and you end up dealing with him for the rest of your life. I wish that the crush who I had since grade 4, would kiss me and ask me to marry... |
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| Author: | Lu Bu [ Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:01 am ] |
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She did and you had many beautiful children, but after she had triplets she divorced and now you have to pay child support for the rest of your sad life. I wish the world turned Indigo. |
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| Author: | buhubs [ Mon Apr 24, 2006 7:47 pm ] |
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Granted! but now no one can tell anything apart. causing mass havoc....on you I wish I had a lower title just like didymus |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:28 pm ] |
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Granted! It says, This guy is stupid I wish that I could make the universe (minus me) collapse at will. |
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| Author: | Lu Bu [ Tue Apr 25, 2006 12:36 am ] |
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Okay, but the atmosphere is part of the universe so you suffocate pretty quickly after your first try. I wish I could go back in time and unify China! |
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