Ruin a Wish

Didymus · **Posted:** Tue Apr 25, 2006 4:55 am

Combolations! You unify China. COMMUNIST CHINA! Burning books, running over people with tanks, burning people alive, etc. I hope you're happy, ya Pinko Commie!

I wish Strong Mad were a ballet dancer.

Lu Bu · **Joined:** Sun Apr 23, 2006 12:36 pm **Posts:** 1166

(I am happy :mrgreen:

) You teach him the art of ballet dancing and to repay you he sweeps you into his arms and runs away to elope with you. Sadly, by the time he brought you to the chapel you were nothing more then a stain on his shirt.

I wish for all the underprivilaged chilfdren to find wealth and happiness!:)

DukeNuke · **Joined:** Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:11 pm **Posts:** 2713

They find your wealth and happiness. They go mad because you got a ton of food and haven't sent them anything, ever. They tear you apart and eat your food.

I wish computers would use -2, 0, 1, 3, not dennis, 4 and 8 instead of just 0 and 1.

Lu Bu · **Joined:** Sun Apr 23, 2006 12:36 pm **Posts:** 1166

Okay, but you only acheive that by hitting your computer with a hammer and it malfunctions and explodes.

I wish I was related to the next person who posts.

Rogue Leader · **Posted:** Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:10 am

Being related to me is punishment enough...

I wish my history teacher would do her job correctly...

Lu Bu · **Joined:** Sun Apr 23, 2006 12:36 pm **Posts:** 1166

Okay, but she moves to my school and you end up getting a janitor who smells like whatsit for a teacher.

I wish for the rivers to run red...with ketchup!

buhubs · **Posted:** Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:34 am

Okay, but the things down in the rivers die off from no water. Enviormental activists tear you apart and all fish based products no longer exist.
I wish I could get out of school sick tomorrow

Lu Bu · **Joined:** Sun Apr 23, 2006 12:36 pm **Posts:** 1166

...With lung cancer.

I wish my school would come to it's sense and declare me a god and worship me!

IantheGecko · **Posted:** Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:05 am

Judgment day: They all go to Heck.

I wish every single TV show was good.

DukeNuke · **Joined:** Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:11 pm **Posts:** 2713

Granted; now you watch TV all day and all night long. You get fired from work/kicked from school and loose contact with all your friends and family.

I wish I had a good pie without poison in it.

Lu Bu · **Joined:** Sun Apr 23, 2006 12:36 pm **Posts:** 1166

No poison, just acid.

I wish I had a dollar.

Didymus · **Posted:** Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:22 pm

*BLING!* You get a dollar. And the IRS comes along and taxes you on your new source of income. You now owe them $1.93. Not only do you have to give them the dollar, but you have to come up with 93c to pay them the rest. TAX'D!!

I wish pirates were good not evil.

Lu Bu · **Joined:** Sun Apr 23, 2006 12:36 pm **Posts:** 1166

Okay, but now that they are good they can't pillage or raid so all the pirates straighten themselves out and get jobs at Wal-mart.

I wish my dog would stop vomiting everywhere.

DukeNuke · **Joined:** Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:11 pm **Posts:** 2713

Granted, now your dog only vomits in your bed.

I wish there was save and load functions in real life.

Didymus · **Posted:** Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:00 pm

There are now. Only now, your life has become an unstable program and keeps causing Windows to keep going, "FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR: I don't know what you did, moron, but you totally screwed everything up!" all the time.

I wish the next poster would turn into a wiener dog for a day.

Lu Bu · **Joined:** Sun Apr 23, 2006 12:36 pm **Posts:** 1166

Okay, but I am a wiener dog with a human brain and aposable thumbs.

I wish I had a horse with no name.

Shopiom · **Posted:** Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:42 pm

Alright, but after you ride through the desert on him, he gets a name. Bob.

I wish tomorrow was Saturday.

Teh Ch8t · **Posted:** Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:46 pm

Ok, granted, but, your parents leave for vacation and you are stuck at your deaf aunts aunts aunts aunts aunts aunts aunts aunts uncles aunts house, and she COMMANDS YOU DO HER BIDDING!

I wish my homework would be finished with all correct answers, and I brought it in tommorow, and she gave me an A for it and no punishment. That includes not getting in trouble at all tommorow.

Lu Bu · **Joined:** Sun Apr 23, 2006 12:36 pm **Posts:** 1166

But you had to sell your soul to the devil to acomplish that. Sorry!

I wish my beloved hermit crab who I loved dearly would come back to life how he was before and we would be friends forever!!!

Teh Ch8t · **Posted:** Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:55 pm

Oops! You never specified "Before," so, he comes back as he was right before he dies. And dies again. TWICE THE SADNESS!

I wish we had a coolio Teh Ch8t icon. THAT WAS THE BEST ICON THAT EVERYONE USED AND LOVED AND IT WAS NEVER TAKEN OFF.

Shopiom · **Posted:** Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:58 pm

Granted, but it's a picture of you naked.

I wish I had millions of dollars that weren't stolen.

Teh Ch8t · **Posted:** Thu Apr 27, 2006 12:00 am

Cool, you get them. But I come to your house and steal it all and never get caught. WOOT!

I WISH 20X6 WAS REAL!!

Lu Bu · **Joined:** Sun Apr 23, 2006 12:36 pm **Posts:** 1166

Okay, but Trogdor comes to your house and you get burniated. When you die, you get sent to the plain of hermit crabs and they tear you appart over and over and over and over again...and I think I need to take my medication now.
EDIT Whoops! I ment to say I wish I had my medication but I guess I just was absent-minded at the time. Sorry! :mrgreen:

Bulldozer · **Posted:** Thu Apr 27, 2006 12:28 am

Wish granted. You don't have to make a wish at the end of your post, but everyone hates you and you get raped and lynched by angry mobs every night for three weeks because you almost screwed up the game.

EDIT: Okay, you get your medication, but the pharmacy mixed up your prescription with the one for the creapy pervert next door, and now you have 2,000 mg viagra supositories.

I wish I was in dixie!

Guardian1 · **Joined:** Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:32 pm **Posts:** 3

Granted, but Dixie is nothing more than your imagination. Going inside destroys yourself. Thou dead.

I wish it would rain PS2 Second RATE video games.

Bulldozer · **Posted:** Sun Apr 30, 2006 2:01 am

Wish granted, but they fall at such high velocities that each one that hits you drives a hole through your skull. You die in a pile of video games that aren't even that good.

I wish for my own brand new Ferarri!

Fresh_and_Clean · **Joined:** Sun Aug 21, 2005 3:15 am **Posts:** 41

You get a Ferrari...and the gas price shoots up permanently to 14.99 a gallon.

I wish Strong Sad would commit suicide.

Skajunkie · **Posted:** Sun Apr 30, 2006 2:42 am

Strong Sad commits suicide with a hand grenade, unfortunately it was beside Strong Bad who was in the middle of checking his 151st e-mail. I hope you're happy, you just ruined the weekly H*R update.

Oh, and I wish for my very own pork pie hat to wear.

Bulldozer · **Posted:** Sun Apr 30, 2006 2:49 am

You get a pork pie hat, but the pork is raw and 3 years old, and the pie is a curdled-milk-and-whatsit pie. It gets stuck on your head forever.

I wish for the nile.

Shopiom · **Posted:** Sun Apr 30, 2006 3:02 am

You drown. Well, what did you expect?

I wish the Comeback Game were as good as it used to be.

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