Ruin a Wish

Didymus · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 5:08 pm

You have cool superpowers. Literally. Your superpower allows you to cool your sody pop, maybe refrigerate your sammich, but not much else. You can't even make ice, because that would have been a COLD superpower, whereas yours is a COOL superpower.

I wish fluffy bunnies would pop out of Alberto's ears.

DumDeDum · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 5:11 pm

Granted. One of them is Monty Python and the Holy Grail's killer bunny. It kills you.

I wish for a signifigantly higher amount of money than I have now.

Didymus · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 5:23 pm

Ed McMahon walks up to you, hits you on the back, and says, "You've already one Ten Million Dollars!!" People take your picture, nearly blinding you with the flashes. Then, as soon as Ed McMahon leaves, your friendly neighborhood Internal Revenue Service agent walks up and hands you a bill - FOR TEN MILLION DOLLERS and 89 cents!! Since you don't have the 89 cents, he takes the Ten Million and throws you in jail. IRS'D!!

I wish I had the Power of Febreze at my command.

AgentSeethroo · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 5:26 pm

Granted. You suddenly can turn things all not smelly bad.

But then Febreze gets ticked and TOTALLY KILLS YOU!!!! MUHUHAHAHA!

I wish I was a little bit taller...

Chekt · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 5:55 pm

you grow 7 feet tall and you are happy but the next day the world passes a "kill everybody taller than 7 feet" thingy and then you die.

i wish i was asleep right now.

mathgrant · **Joined:** Fri Jan 14, 2005 8:26 pm **Posts:** 1644

*BANG!*

I shot you with my tranquilizer gun, so you're asleep!

. . . What? You mean that was the poison dart gun? Oh, craaaaaap.

I wish I hadn't done that.

Didymus · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 6:06 pm

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*!GNAB*
(and there's an eyeball pear there for some reason).

I wish I could say funny things all the time.

AceDecade · **Joined:** Wed May 10, 2006 5:14 pm **Posts:** 166

granted, but, funny as they are, they offend people and they shoot you
]i wish for a pillow

Ian911299 · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 11:54 pm

Granted. You have a nice, soft pillow now. It's soooooo cozy! You rest your head on it because it's so dang cozy! You bury your head deeper and deeper into the coziness... and suffocate and die!

I wish for the potion of eternal life.

Didymus · **Posted:** Sat May 27, 2006 12:31 am

"Take and eat. This is the true body of our Lord Jesus Christ, given unto death for you for the forgiveness of sins. Take and drink. This is the true blood of our Lord Jesus Christ, shed for you for the forgiveness of sins. This true body and true blood of our Lord Jesus Christ strengthen and preserve you in true faith unto life everlasting. Depart in peace."
COMMUNION'D!! Now all you got to do is wait for the Resurrection.

I wish Nascar drivers were sophistocated geniuses who could articulate complete sentences.

The Snork · **Posted:** Sat May 27, 2006 1:37 am

Wish granted. Now you've made Elliott Sadler a flying pig. Try for something more realistic next time, eh?

I wish that all software were free and had no viruses or spyware or adware.

PurpleKoopa · **Posted:** Sat May 27, 2006 1:39 am

Done! Without any viruses etc., your computer is perfect. Too perfect. It starts acting like HAL 9000 and kills you. Smart move.

I wish dancing was outlawed!

Didymus · **Posted:** Sat May 27, 2006 1:57 am

*BLING!* All dancing is outlawed. You are so overjoyed by this, that you do a "In Your Face Cause I PWN" dance, only to get arrested by the Dancing Police. You spend the rest of your life dancing with some guy named Bubba.

I wish I had Homestar Runner's propeller hat.

Teh Ch8t · **Posted:** Sat May 27, 2006 2:00 am

Wish granted, but it's PIMPed out so Strong Bad gets mad at you.
DELETED!

I wish I wasn't DELETED!

Didymus · **Posted:** Sat May 27, 2006 2:02 am

Okay. Instead, you get BALORTED!! :coachz:

I wish these Walrus people would just leave me alone!

Teh Ch8t · **Posted:** Sat May 27, 2006 2:04 am

Ok, they'll stop leaving you alone, but this genie requires you to grant his wish after yours is granted, so, being a greedy genie I wished for a million dollars. And after you pain stakingly work for the money, I buy more Walrus people to annoy you, and give you another wish to get rid of them, and that's your ONLY wish you can make. So you are thrown it a loop: Walrus people, earn money, walrus people, earn money, walrus people, earn money, walrus people, earn money. Then your head explodes from the enigma. Boo hoo.

I wish I knew you all in real life and you weren't some evil doers.

DumDeDum · **Posted:** Sat May 27, 2006 7:45 pm

We're some evil don'ters instead. Evil!

I wish for a small googly eye.

Homerun Starrer · **Posted:** Sat May 27, 2006 8:15 pm

Granted. You ever heard of the expression "an eye for an eye"? Well, in exchange for the googly eye, we had to take one of your eyes. Violently.

I wish I could control the birds. (y'know, like in that Alfred Hitchcock movie)

WildCard · **Posted:** Sat May 27, 2006 8:18 pm

You can only control them when they are right over your head and doing so causes them to well you know :poop:

....

I wish for $1

Homerun Starrer · **Posted:** Sat May 27, 2006 8:45 pm

Granted. It's $1 in jerkcents, my new currency. 1 jerkcent is about the size and weight of a brick. And there are 1,000 jerkcents in a dollar. And they're all dropped on your head. You dead.

I wish for ninja skillz.

AceDecade · **Joined:** Wed May 10, 2006 5:14 pm **Posts:** 166

granted, but the your spelling teacher yells at you for spelling skills wrong. You got detention for the rest of your life.

i wish for something so powerful that only i can control it and anyone who tries to take it or even thinks of a way to mess up this wish is instantly eradicated!

Didymus · **Posted:** Sat May 27, 2006 11:41 pm

*BLING!* Wish granted. Unfortunately, almost immediately after you make the wish, you suddenly realize how it could be ruined: if you were the person who thought of a way to ruin it. You get immediately eradicated. YOUR HEAD A SPLODE!!

I wish fried chicken were in love with IanTheGecko.

thegunslinger · **Posted:** Sun May 28, 2006 2:36 am

Granted, but fried chicken realizes she's too good for Ian.

I wish my fingers could destroy whatever I touch!

AceDecade · **Joined:** Wed May 10, 2006 5:14 pm **Posts:** 166

granted, but i throw mud at your face(needless to say, your dead)

i wish i can survive my wish being ruined

thegunslinger · **Posted:** Sun May 28, 2006 2:38 am

Tough.

I wish janitors were the new dominate species! [wait, what?]

AceDecade · **Joined:** Wed May 10, 2006 5:14 pm **Posts:** 166

granted, we are all enslaved and must scrub floors for a living
w have become janitors and thus, feel the power of dominant species flowing back into us from the former janitors! the cycle continues until snakes grab the power and man and janitor are enslaved by snakes.

i wish for happiness(i'd like to see someone ruin that)

DumDeDum · **Posted:** Sun May 28, 2006 11:14 am

Granted. You become so happy that you don't realise when someone hurts you. You die of blood loss.

I wish for a packet of Doritos.

thegunslinger · **Posted:** Sun May 28, 2006 11:52 pm

Granted. Hooray! It's and exploding pack!

I wish I would never die.

Didymus · **Posted:** Mon May 29, 2006 12:01 am

*BLING!* Okay, now you never die. But you keep getting older and older and older. You get Arthritis, Osteoperosis, and Alzheimers. Eventually, you get so old and decrepit, that you turn into a cricket.

I wish that Mr. Happy Clown would turn into a kangaroo and get eaten by an alligator.

Lu Bu · **Joined:** Sun Apr 23, 2006 12:36 pm **Posts:** 1166

Okay, but then since everyone is unhappy, they decide to take it out on you and you get tar and feather'd!
(I see your mythology refrences!Cause that one guy wished for that, but he didn't say eternal youth. and that happened, and yeah.)

I wish my tears would turn into gold when they fell!

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