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You have cool superpowers. Literally. Your superpower allows you to cool your sody pop, maybe refrigerate your sammich, but not much else. You can't even make ice, because that would have been a COLD superpower, whereas yours is a COOL superpower.

I wish fluffy bunnies would pop out of Alberto's ears.

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Granted. One of them is Monty Python and the Holy Grail's killer bunny. It kills you.

I wish for a signifigantly higher amount of money than I have now.

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Ed McMahon walks up to you, hits you on the back, and says, "You've already one Ten Million Dollars!!" People take your picture, nearly blinding you with the flashes. Then, as soon as Ed McMahon leaves, your friendly neighborhood Internal Revenue Service agent walks up and hands you a bill - FOR TEN MILLION DOLLERS and 89 cents!! Since you don't have the 89 cents, he takes the Ten Million and throws you in jail. IRS'D!!

I wish I had the Power of Febreze at my command.

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Granted. You suddenly can turn things all not smelly bad.

But then Febreze gets ticked and TOTALLY KILLS YOU!!!! MUHUHAHAHA!

I wish I was a little bit taller...


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you grow 7 feet tall and you are happy but the next day the world passes a "kill everybody taller than 7 feet" thingy and then you die.

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*BANG!*

I shot you with my tranquilizer gun, so you're asleep!

. . . What? You mean that was the poison dart gun? Oh, craaaaaap.

I wish I hadn't done that.

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.taht enod t'ndah I hsiw I

.paaaaaarc ,hO ?nug trad nosiop eht saw taht naem uoY ?tahW . . .

!peelsa er'uoy os ,nug reziliuqnart ym htiw uoy tohs I

*!GNAB*
(and there's an eyeball pear there for some reason).

I wish I could say funny things all the time.

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granted, but, funny as they are, they offend people and they shoot you
]i wish for a pillow

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Granted. You have a nice, soft pillow now. It's soooooo cozy! You rest your head on it because it's so dang cozy! You bury your head deeper and deeper into the coziness... and suffocate and die!

I wish for the potion of eternal life.

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"Take and eat. This is the true body of our Lord Jesus Christ, given unto death for you for the forgiveness of sins. Take and drink. This is the true blood of our Lord Jesus Christ, shed for you for the forgiveness of sins. This true body and true blood of our Lord Jesus Christ strengthen and preserve you in true faith unto life everlasting. Depart in peace."
COMMUNION'D!! Now all you got to do is wait for the Resurrection.

I wish Nascar drivers were sophistocated geniuses who could articulate complete sentences.

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Wish granted. Now you've made Elliott Sadler a flying pig. Try for something more realistic next time, eh?

I wish that all software were free and had no viruses or spyware or adware.

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Done! Without any viruses etc., your computer is perfect. Too perfect. It starts acting like HAL 9000 and kills you. Smart move.

I wish dancing was outlawed!

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*BLING!* All dancing is outlawed. You are so overjoyed by this, that you do a "In Your Face Cause I PWN" dance, only to get arrested by the Dancing Police. You spend the rest of your life dancing with some guy named Bubba.

I wish I had Homestar Runner's propeller hat.

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Wish granted, but it's PIMPed out so Strong Bad gets mad at you.
DELETED!

I wish I wasn't DELETED!

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Okay. Instead, you get BALORTED!! :coachz: :hr:

I wish these Walrus people would just leave me alone!

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Ok, they'll stop leaving you alone, but this genie requires you to grant his wish after yours is granted, so, being a greedy genie I wished for a million dollars. And after you pain stakingly work for the money, I buy more Walrus people to annoy you, and give you another wish to get rid of them, and that's your ONLY wish you can make. So you are thrown it a loop: Walrus people, earn money, walrus people, earn money, walrus people, earn money, walrus people, earn money. Then your head explodes from the enigma. Boo hoo.

I wish I knew you all in real life and you weren't some evil doers.

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We're some evil don'ters instead. Evil!


I wish for a small googly eye.

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Granted. You ever heard of the expression "an eye for an eye"? Well, in exchange for the googly eye, we had to take one of your eyes. Violently.

I wish I could control the birds. (y'know, like in that Alfred Hitchcock movie)

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You can only control them when they are right over your head and doing so causes them to well you know :poop: ....

I wish for $1

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Granted. It's $1 in jerkcents, my new currency. 1 jerkcent is about the size and weight of a brick. And there are 1,000 jerkcents in a dollar. And they're all dropped on your head. You dead.

I wish for ninja skillz.

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granted, but the your spelling teacher yells at you for spelling skills wrong. You got detention for the rest of your life.

i wish for something so powerful that only i can control it and anyone who tries to take it or even thinks of a way to mess up this wish is instantly eradicated!

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*BLING!* Wish granted. Unfortunately, almost immediately after you make the wish, you suddenly realize how it could be ruined: if you were the person who thought of a way to ruin it. You get immediately eradicated. YOUR HEAD A SPLODE!!

I wish fried chicken were in love with IanTheGecko.

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Granted, but fried chicken realizes she's too good for Ian.

I wish my fingers could destroy whatever I touch!

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granted, but i throw mud at your face(needless to say, your dead)

i wish i can survive my wish being ruined

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Tough.

I wish janitors were the new dominate species! [wait, what?]

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granted, we are all enslaved and must scrub floors for a living
w have become janitors and thus, feel the power of dominant species flowing back into us from the former janitors! the cycle continues until snakes grab the power and man and janitor are enslaved by snakes.

i wish for happiness(i'd like to see someone ruin that)

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Granted. You become so happy that you don't realise when someone hurts you. You die of blood loss.

I wish for a packet of Doritos.

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Granted. Hooray! It's and exploding pack!

I wish I would never die.

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*BLING!* Okay, now you never die. But you keep getting older and older and older. You get Arthritis, Osteoperosis, and Alzheimers. Eventually, you get so old and decrepit, that you turn into a cricket.

I wish that Mr. Happy Clown would turn into a kangaroo and get eaten by an alligator.

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Okay, but then since everyone is unhappy, they decide to take it out on you and you get tar and feather'd!
(I see your mythology refrences!Cause that one guy wished for that, but he didn't say eternal youth. and that happened, and yeah.)

I wish my tears would turn into gold when they fell!

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