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Strong Bad turns into a whiny emo nerd. Now all of his emails are about boring and depressing stuffs.

I wish the Jhonka and the Kerrek would start their own internet service provider.

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The ads are flashy, but the service is so slow that it takes a year to download a Homestar Runner cartoon.

I wish for a fish.

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

*BLING!!* You get a fish. A Shark, to be specific. And he's being held by a Bear. BABY-STOLE'D!! *mysterious myth music*

I wish all the evil people in the world had cuddly puppies.

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The evil people think it's a food and eat them and need something to was down with it, then they see you!

I wish everything went my way

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Everything goes your way. Or more precisely, everything in the world starts flying straight for your head. First it was a couple of cushions and pillows, next is was several hundred anvils, some pianos, and at least a couple of aircraft carriers. SQUISHINATED!!

I wish flying monkeys would attack the King of Town.

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granted. But you and the KOT switched bodys so....your attacked.


I wish for a wish

*BLING!!* You get a wish. And you promptly wish for another. And thus begins the endless cycle of death.

I wish the KOT would rule the world with an iron fist.

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and now you have to eat butter-da!


i wish i could get a Dukes of hazzard mousepad that doesn't just feature daisy in small garments.

*BLING!!* You get a Dukes of Hazzard Mouse Pad... FEATURING BOSS HOGG IN SMALL GARMENTS!! JIBBLY JIBBLY JIBBLY!!

I wish giant flying nuclear pizzas would attack France.

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Granted, but the French respond with Thermonuclear French Bread Pizzas.


I wish Metallica would do guitar solos again.

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...good luck with that one.


I wish I had a kagillion dollars.

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You get it. Then the inflation rate in the world goes up, and an angry mob burns your money for crashing the stock market. Also sony raises The PS3 to a kagillion and one dollars.

I wish I had a genie in a bottle.

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You get your wish, unfortunately, the genie is out to destroy all of mankind.

I wish I had a 1,000 dollar paintball gun.

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You get it. Unfortunately, your friends all get real guns and decide to take the game up to the next level.

I wish someone would PM me.

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you do! too bad it's from me.


i wish for more macaroni & cheese. edible, cooked, good quality brand, large serving, not poisoned, fresh cheddar.

It's crawling with ants. Not the poisonous kind.

I wish I hadn't disgusted myself with the above comment. I love macaroni and cheese, and hate ants.

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

Granted. Now everyone including the manager is disguted of you and you get banned

I wish for the HORRIBLE dub of One Piece to end

Granted. Eh...I'm not sure how to spoil this one, honestly.

Okay, 4Kids replaces it with an even more horrible one. There.

I wish for something hilarious.

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Well, er...It is hilarious, but it kills you...Somehow.
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I wish for to have a good wish to think of...

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"And everyone lived happily ever after..."
"...Until the giant ants came and slaughtered everyone."

You do. You die...


I wish for many a Magic Marker.

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There you got 1 million magic markers, 1 million magic markers that don't work.

I wish bwave was back

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

You get bombarded with beta waves. TOTALLY FRIED!

I wish that a ghost.

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*Ba-Da-BOOM* That a ghost, it curses you. JINX'D

I wish I was immortal

BLING! You're now immortal. Unfortunately, you continue to age. You get Alzheimer's at 70 and end up in a nursing home. After about 200 years or so, you turn into a gerbil. Go figure.

I wish pepperoni were a vegetable.

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It is. Unfortunatley Pepperoni now tastes horrible and it is off the market.

I wish Chris Farley came back to life.

I can't ruin that wish. I want him back too.


I wish for a lifetime supply of beer.

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haha wish granted. your girlfreind is a teetoller and dumps you, drunk bafoon.


i wish i had horns

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I'll ruin it! Chris Farley comes back to life, but he's a Zombie With An Uncontrollable Appetite!! BRAIN EAT'D THE WHOLE USA'D!!


BLING!! You get horns! And they keep you up all night long with their blaring HOOOOONNNNNNNNNNK'ing! Your bedroom sounds like a LA freeway at rush hour.

I wish the devil went down to Alabama instead.

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your wish is mine to play god and ruin, the divil now controls the whole northern hemisphere and you are now his pinapple slave.

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INSERT MEMORABLE QUOTE HERE.

Hes in, and Im ticked, Im still going to pound him

To ruin your non-wish, I will make a wish.
(:eekdance: And do a TOTPD! )
I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

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"And everyone lived happily ever after..."
"...Until the giant ants came and slaughtered everyone."