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BLING!! Your lawn is now emo. Unfortunately, now it listens to stupid music at late hours and whines all the time about how nobody likes it.

I wish the Nigerian Polar Bear weren't extinct.

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You get it, but they migrate South and destroy your computer, and your Catechism.

I wish that I was 6' 4".

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BLING!! You are now 6'4": wasteline, not height. Combolations! You are now a disgusting fat-body in the tradition of Private Pile.

I wish Flipper the Dolphin were president of Uruguay.

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You get your wish, but unfortunately, he is taken out by Muslim extremists that kill him and auction off his oil on ebay. So sad.

I wish I wasn't a klutz.

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BLiNG! You are now not a Klutz. You are a Siberian KillBeer. Unfortunately, the Siberian KillBeer is extinct, so...You Dead.

I wish that I had one Quadrillion dollars.

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BLING!! You get a quadrillion dollars. Unfortunately, the federal tax bracket on that amount of cash is about 99.3264%, and the other taxes and fees are about .673602%, which leaves you owing Uncle Sam $1,435.68. Pay up or else.

I wish my computer mouse were a hamster instead.

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Okay, but it changes right now and bites your finger. You are succesfully able to stop the bleeding, but little did you know it had a very rare disease called hampsterdancititis, which not only infects you, but you are allergic to. You puff up as it enters your bloodstream and you die a fat guy.

I wish that everyone I didn't like was sent to the 17th dimension.

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Grant'd!! Unfortunately, the 17th dimension is one of unexplainable paradise.

I wish that I could get my save back in TotA...
(LAST REFERENCE!)

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BLING!! You get your Texas Occupational Therapy Association save back. Now you are permanently stuck there. You spend the rest of your life putting railings up, testing light sockets with your tongue, and stuff like that.

I wish Feb 14 would jump off a cliff into a lake of molten lava.

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Granted. Unfortunately, Feb 14 was one of your mother's nicknames in elementary school. She falls into the lava before you were even born.
You=nonexistant.

I wish that this wish was ruined.

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This creates a TIME PARADAWKS which sucks you into the dimension of epic fail.

I wish for infinite monies.

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BLING!! You get infinite monies. And they all fall on your head. Constantly. Giving you huge Flintstone lumps on your noggin.

I wish I had a giant fighting robot to use to take over the world.

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Wish granted. You get a giant fighting robot, and you take over the world with it...but it's wondering why it can't be the ruler of the world instead of you, so...basically it kills you and takes over. Boo.

I wish I had an A in all of my classes.

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The Giant letter "A" sits next to you in all your classes. He is very annoying and looks off your test so you both get a detention.
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BLING!! You get a giant wad of cash. And the IRS takes most of it, and Social Security takes the rest. By the way, you still owe the government $9.38. Pay up or we break your knee caps.

I wish The Cheat used Homsar for dental floss.

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Granted, but The Cheat accidentally swallowed Homsar in the attempt. As it turns out, The Cheat is deathly allergic to 'No-Armed Whities'. As Homsar is currently being digested, he too will not live for long. With the loss of two VERY popular H*R characters, TBC has officially jumped the shark and will soon have to cancel the making of any and all H*R toons so they have time to get normal jobs to make up for not being able to sell T-Shirts anymore. With no more Homestar Runner, the Wiki and Forum will fall into an age of darkness and dispair the likes of which the internet has never known. As the accursed harbinger of doom, you will be publicly executed in some horribly painful fashion. (Wow, that was long winded)

I wish Global Warming was less of a problem.


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Granted. Global Freezing, anyone? *brrrr*

I wish I were as hot as my new fursona.

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BLING!! You turn into a cross between Keira Knightly and Natalie Portman. All the guys lech you to death. DEATHLECH'D!!

I wish KOT would eat nothing but beef liver and onions until he a splodes.

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Wish Granted! But, it takes him so long to 'splode that sadly you don't get to see the magnificent display of, well, we won't get into the graphic parts... :) You don't get to see because you have passed on, but you did pass peacefully of old age! But you didn't get to see the 'splosion. :(

I wish more people would push the "Red Button"!

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BLING!! So many people push the Red Button, that you a splode! A SPLODE'D!!

I wish I could command an army of evil hamsters.

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GRANTED! But their is a coup and you get bitten alot and you die from your allergies.

I wish that I shall never 'splode!

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Wish granted! You implode.

I wish some cool people would send me messages on my Wii, now that I've posted my Wii number on my SheezyArt for all to see!

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BLING!! Lots of people, all of whom look and act like Senor Cardgage, begin sending you all kinds of weird jibbly-inducing messages on your Wii. Good luck making it to school/work safely tomorrow.

I wish Texas were an island.

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Anyway, A giant hand grabs Texas and flings it out into the ocean. However, the wave produced by it landing produces a massive wave that swamps most costal areas. You, haveing gone on vacation in the new coastline, drown to death.

I wish that I never made spelling mistakes.

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*pacipachigalinglefing* your wish was granted. butt sadly you get frost bife on all 10 fingers by holding an icecube too long. now you are forced to type with your head.

I wish i had a '07 Ford Mustang GT500,that wasnt wrecked and worked and i was able to drive =D

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*BLING!!* You get the car, just the way you wanted. Unfortunately, you get eat'd by a shark before getting a chance to drive it. EAT'D BY SHARK'D!!

I wish Senor Cardgage would talk like a normal human being.

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Granted, but now all normal human beings speak like Senor Cardgage. Everyone is creepy.

I wish I had an Xbox 360.


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GRANTED! But I get one too, and pwn you on XBOX LIVE!

I wish I had a better computer

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you get one, then your house burns down and takes it with it.

i wish i was a penguin

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GRANTED! But you die from Global Warming.

I wish I was The Cheat for a day.

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